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Holy shit you're fucking stupid. It makes a huge difference because THE BRAZILIAN POLICE LIED ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. Also... Armed robbery. Thanks for playing.

I don't have to explain a fucking thing, the eyewitness testimony and photographic proof of an undamaged bathroom does that for me. But maybe the threat of being unable to leave a third world shithole because the authorities seized your passports could have something to do with throwing someone...

Yeah and that eye-witness who confirmed his story made it up too right? And the photographic proof of there being no damage to the bathroom is made up as well?

There was no damage to the bathroom. That story was manufactured by the police of a town known worldwide for its corruption.

There is photographic evidence that there was no damage to the bathroom. It gets no clearer than that. There is photographic evidence that there was no damage to the bathroom. It gets no clearer than that. There is photographic evidence that there was no damage to the bathroom. It gets no...

There is photographic evidence that there was no damage to the bathroom. It gets no clearer than that.

There was no damage to the bathroom, the story was completely made up by the cops.

HE DIDN'T BREAK ANYTHING HOLY SHIT LEARN TO READ

Is that a joke are you kidding me as in 'Really? He was robbed?' or a serious 'I cant believe that every single media outlet chose to run with the story given by the police chief of a city notorious for its corruption instead of doing 10 minutes of investigative journalism'

Some of us prefer to ride our bike without training wheels.

Sylvanas sucks.

Eh, everyone has their own style. I just sit there spinning it non stop until the throw feels right. Tried ignoring great throws in favor of shrinking the circle as small as possible this morning, obviously ~20 pokemon isn't nearly a big enough sample size but it did seem like my capture rate...

Yup. Took me quite a while to nail down pidgeys and rattatas after the distance change, but I've got em down pretty well now. Weedle is probably my biggest pita now, not counting rare stuff. Ponyta is by far the most difficult throw I've found so far.

Really? I'd say my hit rate for +50xp is about 75-80%. Had a nice run of 13 in a row yesterday.

Well that's interesting. Could let the circle shrink as much as possible and then just not aim for the xp bonus if you wanted to minimize your xp for whatever reason.

I have tried a lot of deathrattle rogue. Raptors were sort of ok before nerubian egg and creeper rotated out because it was much easier to play them on curve.

Raptors still suck.

The first ten minutes is how I knew the entire series was going to be garbage, when they changed Amberle's selection as one of the chosen into some hamfisted girl-power thing instead of the way the book did it where whenever the Ellcrys selected a woman to be chosen was when she thought she was...

Hey guys, did you hear about Ryan Lochte being robbed at gunpoint in Rio? Malpractice: The Journalistic Assassination Of Ryan Lochte

So, uh, Ryan Lochte was robbed at gunpoint in Rio in case anyone still cared. Malpractice: The Journalistic Assassination Of Ryan Lochte

Don't think I've bitched about standard in a while. Tuskarr totemic is the most faggoty bullshit card in the entire format.

About as bad as it gets while still being considered decent. No STAB on a tap attack is terrible for defense.

Yeah turns out Gyarados is actually pretty shitty for how much time it takes to farm the candy, so I wouldn't worry too much about it.

Machamp is probably the best attacker against a Lapras, assuming you didn't get screwed with bullet punch for your tap attack. Magneton has the best type matchup by far, but Magneton has complete shit HPs and would be hard pressed to survive long enough to 1 for 1 a Lapras, whereas Machamp will...

I have to assume that at some point they will partially roll back the blade flurry nerf. I think it would be reasonably balanced at 2 mana no hero damage, but they probably wouldn't bring it back down past 3.

Fuck Maia and fuck anyone whose forum name starts with cyru and thinks Maia should get a titleshot!!!

Gym Defenders Tier List | Pokemon Go Looks like I wasn't too far off in rating top tier gym defenders, although I whiffed on a couple. Really didn't expect poliwrath or omastar to be considered such good defenders. Still don't see how you can possibly rate omastar so highly as a defender with...

What is irrational about it? The dude is probably the most one dimensional fighter in the entire organization.

This is a statement that has never been and will never be true.

Beautiful kick but you can really tell how much less relative power women have. She knocked her down and rocked her, but when Machida hit Couture with the same kick, Couture dropped like a sack of potatoes.

You mean you didn't enjoy standing at the top of a ladder spamming the downward swing with a ruby 2 hander, easily defeating a besieging force 10x the size of the defenders?

If your bajingo doesn't recover from childbirth within a couple months then you either pushed out a 10 pounder or you were seriously slacking on doing kegels.

If we're counting extras, the outtakes from Rush Hour 2 are some of the funniest goddamn things I've ever seen.

Glad to hear my waifu is back in top form.

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holy shit i figured he was screwed after that astral communion but then the guy does over 50 points of damage to himself with his own yogg.

Well the website works, but nobody within 2.5 hours uses it so it's not terribly helpful to me.

How many times did you power him up? A perfect chansey maxes at 385 cp freshly hatched, so it sounds like yours is a really well rolled one. Was browsing around pokeradar just now and thought I'd share a picture of what the south corner of Central Park looks like right now. Playing in Manhattan...

Correction, you've said all you CAN say, because you can't support any of your bullshit with evidence. *edit* Oh finally a tiny shred of evidence. Too bad all it says is 'he claims he hatched it from an egg' with no actual evidence or even a screenshot of the alleged Tauros to show how much...