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Another one happened to me today. I may have said it before, but people who don't put their shopping carts up at the grocery store rustle my jimmies. I get done shopping, and I luck out in that the person who was in front of me had left, which meant I could pull straight through. (I always...

You realize you're giving us percentages, right? The number of smokers (which is more relevant to his observation) is pretty much constant. Best I can tell from that chart it was about 70 million in 1965 and about 69 million in 2005.

Nah, there are just more birds around to eat them.

So I guess Ward's backstory is setting up his redemption. Or if they wanna be unpredictable, it can just set him up to kill garret and say something like "that's not attachment is it?" as he pulls the trigger.

This pretty much proves my point. Everyone who smokes DOES do this now and you can't even tell because the butts are tiny and you're going 90 mph. What's your next crusade? Fart pollution?

Do you follow them back to their office if they try to leave? I used to growl at people or stare at them with as hateful a glare as I could muster. Another jimmy rustler. There was a big wreck on the freeway on the way in. An 18 wheeler turned over (fed ex truck) and rolled into the...

0 because I dislike him and it would be fun to pummel him to death. How long do you think I have before the internet police backtrace me and the SS shows up at my door over this comment?

You're right. Those 2 things are the same in every important way. dipshit

Khane, if she starts bugging you, try telling her you can't talk because you're on another date. Oh and do you have an address to mail that toothbrush to?

Anti-smokers are a bunch of fucking pussies. Stop acting like you don't care if people wanna smoke. Does the paved road itself not 'shit up' the environment you fucking hypocrite? The only thing wrong with throwing butts out the window is when there's a burn ban in effect because those have...

Michael Moore because he has the nerve to call what he does 'documentaries', and other people accept the label. How many M&Ms are in a standard sized pack?

The death threats most likely came from anti-gun activists pretending to be pro-gun to make them look bad. Page 29 in the handbook.

Both, if its done right.

Speaking of traffic stuff, the new light they put up by my house is really rustling my jimmies. They put it up because a bunch of fucks who don't even live in the area kept getting off the freeway and 'going the back way' to avoid traffic. As a result, 2 roads would get backed up pretty far...

It's a travesty that these are not called izzonets.

Disappointment. Is it weird if your partner asks you to make barnyard sounds during sex?

Cake by a longshot. Normally I eat no dessert if pie is the only choice. What's the funniest named place you've ever been?

OH OK I get it. The korean members of the team were given housing in one of his apartments and the black players weren't.

I hate to do this, but your entire point is invalidated because you showed your ass. The nephew of chewie, lowbaca, did not have a speech impediment. He had a mini protocol droid that he carried around. The one with the speech impediment that you're thinking of was only in a couple of books...

Someone help me out here. Are the clippers all white, or is he just paying the black players less?

at first, i thought it said terrible divorce lawyer

Yeah, that looks like the thing they use to map your eyes when you need glasses.

I agree the recent treks were piles of shit. But the big difference is, JJ won't be "rebooting the franchise" with this star wars movie. You think killing anakin was worse than killing chewie?

That an NBA owner is racist. Actually, I think I liked the fact that it was his half black mistress who was half his age that recorded all that shit a little better. What's the worst thing you've ever done in (to) a hotel room?

The whole idea that ignorance of the law is no excuse. Sure, that applies to some things like murder and rape, but for the vast majority of laws we might break day in and day out, ignorance is an excellent fucking excuse. No one can possibly expect a person to know every single law that...

Where do you live? Never seen anything like that in my life. Dental x-rays use a thingy ( i don't know wtf it is, an emitter?) that is mounted on arms and can be moved around your head.

No, she's a darkie who dyed her hair white. I can't honestly tell if she's black or hispanic, but it's pretty obvious she's not white from that picture. Wut? damn, i need to catch up on the ask amod thread I guess. Also sounds like dead babies was a net gain.

Pls explain what's going on in that ice dancing gif that I may share your outrage.

Trust me, the Christian girls who mention their relationship with Christ in their profile fuck on the 3rd date just like the atheist girls. They only do that to weed out ... well to weed out people like you, I guess.

FTFY