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  1. Phazael

    12 year olds stab friend to prove Slender Man is real

    What is the surprise? Two stupid redneck cunts do something like this, it follows that humanity would be better off without them. This community is nothing if not practical.
  2. Phazael

    12 year olds stab friend to prove Slender Man is real

    Law is not what is being argued here. We know what is going to happen. Two white girls? Yeah they will be in juvi for a while then their parents will get them released faster than you can say "affluenza" and become a waste of society. What I am saying here is that the world would be a better...
  3. Phazael

    A Million ways to die in the West

    Beginning was slow, but it ended strong. So reverse of ted,. Wife liked it more than Ted, I liked it about the same maybe slightly less. Mustache song owned.
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    12 year olds stab friend to prove Slender Man is real

    May as well fucking hang them so that they don't reproduce a hoard of redneck spawn when the system inevitably spits them out. Genetic dead end, as far as I am concerned.
  5. Phazael

    12 year olds stab friend to prove Slender Man is real

    Yeah this is probably a symptom of how dumbed down education in Wisconsin has gotten in the last decade. Thank you Scott Walker for dismantling one of the better educational systems in the country and replacing it with Jesus! I am not surprised this shit happened in Waukesha. Milwaukee is the...
  6. Phazael

    A Million ways to die in the West

    People slammed the shit out of Ted when it debuted, as well, though it did not have Jolie's cancerous mamaries to compete with. Despite all the hipster hate he gets, McFarland has been consistently entertaining in what he has done over his career, so I will give this a shot, regardless...
  7. Phazael

    Maleficent

    MY wife wants to see this. I am not looking forward to going to this movie, but Jolie might make this watchable as she has a way of being good in shitty movies (Salt, Wanted, ect).
  8. Phazael

    Star Trek - The Beyonder

    B5 basically had a similar issue as DS9, in that the supporting actors were better than the main characters, though much more pronounced. Londo, Jakar, and Garabaldi (and later Bester) were worlds better than any of the primary characters and any episodes involving them were so superior to the...
  9. Phazael

    X-Men: Days of Future Past.

    Jesus Keg, isn't there some hairy armpit married middle eastern girl you could be banging? I mean, instead of coming to a nerd board and trolling people for being nerds.....
  10. Phazael

    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    How about take an active interest in what he is fucking up to and stop raining Benjamin's on him constantly? Maybe if someone had been slapping this little shit around when he spouted off antisocial anime faggotry he might have had a chance to turn out a little more normal.
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    Star Trek - The Beyonder

    Ron Moore had his hands all over the series from Season 3 onward. Seriously, compare S3-7 of DS9 to the new BSG series, then compare S1-2 to all of the other trek work Behr was attached to. Behr spent all of his time emulating Roddenberry, but he did contribute a lot to character writing (he...
  12. Phazael

    Godzilla (2014)

    Pretty much agree with Fight on this. As a Godzilla movie, it was the best one in the last decade or so. It was certainly better than Pacific Rim Job, but having an actor with real teeth in the main role would have helped it a lot. At least they avoided the campiness of the last attempt.
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    Star Trek - The Beyonder

    It is also important to remember that Ron Moore is the guy behind the bulk of the DS9 writing, the same guy who made the reimaged BSG series. Roddenberry's health declining around season two and the series vast improvement are not coincidences. Basically, when Moore got to do more long term...
  14. Phazael

    Star Trek - The Beyonder

    Enterprise suffered from having too much time travel. When they got away from that, it had a nice gritty TOS feel to it. Of course, the two part evil universe episode was arguably the best episode of the entire series. Voyager was mostly unwatchable for the first three seasons, minus a...
  15. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    She was a shitty companion with a good backstory. Rory was more interesting than she was. Modern era, Donna Noble and Jack Harkness were head and shoulders the best companions.
  16. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This kind of underscores my point. Man Crazy is going hobo and avoiding all human contact. When women get the extra strength crazy, they want to spread that shit around to as many other people as possible.
  17. Phazael

    How have you changed in the last decade?

    Ten years ago, I was giving up EQ, moving to Cali, and shacking up with the woman who would become my wife. These days, I have traded MMOs for Warhammer and other more social nerd pursuits. I am fatter, but more active. I am lazier, but more ambitious. I am more jaded, but less cynical, if...
  18. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Show me a man around here who would email bomb a chick the way Onoes got spammed (other than Aanima who barely qualifies as a man) and I will concede the point.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Edit- Am and have been with Khaine on this point the whole way. Plus, the only way someone in Onoes mindset is going to learn is either total browbeating or a complete disaster happening. It would be a lot better for him that he learn this shit from a friend than having McSlutty the crazy...
  20. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Women say all sorts of shit to everyone, including themselves, to justify all manner of cunitsh behavior. This thread is full of testimonials to that fact. If a woman is complaining to you about the fidelity of her husband, while she is filled to the eyeballs with your jizz and talking to him...
  21. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    If you go looking for flaws, you are certain to find some. My advice at a glance is to stop worrying about this sort of shit and just enjoy what you have going on. She moved to be where you are and does seem to be both self sufficient and not dependent, so I see no reason to sabotage things if...
  22. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Said it before, but my wife would be my best friend if she wasn't my wife. We share nearly all of our hobbies and interests, rarely spending time apart. That and she has a functional level of crazy and a really good sense of humor. Considering the trail of crazy I left behind me, I am...
  23. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I pretty much agree with everything Khane has stated. Doing something because you believe you can get away with it is sociopathic.
  24. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Assuming Onoes is on the level, I lost a lot of respect for him. Knowing your wife was most likely fucking around on you (you caught her via the phone shit) if not sucking other dudes dicks behind your back while you were still married, why would you participate in that sort of shit at another...
  25. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The obvious question is why are you bothering to talk to that nutty bitch when you aren't even banging her? Never Engage the Crazy. Literally nothing good will ever come of it. Aside from other people getting entertainment at your expense, of course. All it would take is for this crazy chick...
  26. Phazael

    Tyen Reconciliation Thread

    Keg is in pure troll mode, which means whatever smelly hunk of mid east gash he has been hatefucking has dried up and he is bored enough to pull this shit again. I can forgive a lot of bullshit, but three things I will not forgive: 1) Nuking the entire history of the old boards- I don't...
  27. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I hope he takes the good advice in this thread, but history suggests otherwise. The first time he even replies with "ok" to one of her psychograms he may as well just stick his dick in her and get it over with.
  28. Phazael

    Worf vs. Khal Drogo

    TNG Worf was the punching bag that alien enemy of the week got to beat up to demonstrate how uber they were. DS9 Worf was arguably the most accomplished hand to hand combatant in the entire Klingon Empire. Drago might be a badass, but his sole accomplishments were beating the fuck out of...
  29. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Rule number one is Don't Stick Your Dick in the Crazy. Rule number two is Don't Engage the Crazy. Hopefully these experiences have driven this home. Of course if you crack under the pressure and the smelly gash proves to be too much for you, I look forward to future updates.
  30. Phazael

    Dark Souls 2

    Both BK weapons are really good when you first get them, particularly the halberd on any sort of caster build. Heide and Fire are decent for a caster up until those become available. Really, though, any weapon with movesets you are comfortable is workable for at least the first half of the...
  31. Phazael

    Dark Souls 2

    Vendrick is retardedly easy once you know to keep to the rear left of him. His hitboxes are odd and some swings that look like they should hit you don't and the same in reverse. If the soul you are missing is the one from the Ancient Dragon, there is a major weakness in his AI that would led a...
  32. Phazael

    Dark Souls 2

    Not always. I completely missed Luna until after I had cleared everything on my first run.
  33. Phazael

    Dark Souls 2

    Bell towers are very fuzy since you can hit them at radically different levels depending on how you progressed through the game. I know the Fire area Bell tower I hit a lot sooner my first run, due to my mage just motoring through that area. Gargs I did way late on both playthroughs, due to...
  34. Phazael

    Dark Souls 2

    The only indicator is the massive health drop. I was dicking around with a katana in coop and fending off invaders and never got any indication.
  35. Phazael

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That last one is like an encapsulation of all Fedor pics ever posted.
  36. Phazael

    Thats Racist ! (Rich old man in LA buys and sells black folks)

    Like any Los Angeles team, the SoCal people will root for whoever happens to be winning at that time. They should sell reversible jerseys out here. Its a major reason there is no NFL team here, because that requires a level of fan loyalty this region is not capable of.
  37. Phazael

    Dark Souls 2

    Chime of Want is pretty awesome, but of course it comes from the last boss.
  38. Phazael

    Dark Souls 2

    Spears are good for defensive one on one boss fights, but not much else this game. The reach was amazingly useful on Smelter and for drilling shit in narrow corridors. The Halberd is a much better weapon of similar moves. The BKH, in particular, is a very good option for modest stat...
  39. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife digs the beard and sucks a mean dick, but honestly with my tiny schlong its not a major challenge. She just hates the prickly stage because it gives her rug burn when I go carpet munching.
  40. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Except you caught her texting some other dude that we all know she was most likely railing on the side well before you were on the way to divorcing her. You need to sever all contact that does not directly involve the well being of your kids. Her engaging you emotionally and still lying about...