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  1. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    The fact that your wife would take your cancer loaded dick (look what Lance Armstrong did to Sheryl Crow!) without fear and you still went shopping for Hookers'R'Us drugged out discount bargains makes it worse, not better, by the way. Once again, Antarius being the voice of moral authority and...
  2. Phazael

    The best sequel of all time?

    Aliens is much better with the extra scenes from the laser disk version thrown in, as well. I think it would have to be a close contest between Aliens and Wrath of Khan for the best sequal ever made, but I think Khan would have to get the nod for being so much better than Star Trek the...
  3. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    So you were too busy to bang your wife but you found time to troll craigslist and nail hookers? And help their boyfriends get drugs? And you having a history of cancer in your life or family is justification to doing this to other people who put their trust in you? Yeah I am going to go with...
  4. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    How would you view a guy who finds his wife attractive enough to still bang who then decided to go plow some STD infested drugged out whore, who he then spreads the STD to his wife? What could your wife (and child) have possibly done to deserve this kind of treatment? If you have some form of...
  5. Phazael

    Oblivion - Tom Cruise goes WALL-E

    Liked it well enough, but its not in my top ten or anything. I will be interested to see the director's cut down the road, however.
  6. Phazael

    The best sequel of all time?

    A lot of the best ones are already mentioned, but I would add Force Ten from Navarone to the list for classic movies and Two Towers to the list for modern movies. Probably not up to the standards of the others that have been mentioned, but Chronicles of Riddick and Tron Legacy are guilty...
  7. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Which, if we assume you are not trolling, brings up the question of if you were still interested enough in nailing your wife enough to be drilling her around the same time you were paying the hooker, then why the fuck were you going hooker trolling in the first place? Seriously, if you are not...
  8. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    As for the dating issue, its hard to get back on the horse when you get dumped like that, especially when you did everything you were supposed to do in the relationship. You are probably radiating desperation like a Detroit Lions fan and women can smell that shit a mile away. The best short...
  9. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Sounds like your basic girl doing a trade up maneuver situation. Women are great at rationalizing to themselves to avoid feeling guilty about doing heartless bullshit like this. Basically, she wanted to be with this (in her mind) better guy, but didn't want to dump your ass until the trade up...
  10. Phazael

    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    Does he have at least 14 on his roster? In my experience, not having AT LEAST 14 guys on an AV7 roster is just asking for the pain train to hit you, even in bash free leagues. Relying on Journeymen might be great for reducing TV bloat, but its not good for winning in the long term, even on...
  11. Phazael

    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    edit- Holy shit 0-4 successful blocks? That is some amazing rage inducing shit right there. Might have been better off abandoning that match.....
  12. Phazael

    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    Pretty much what Funkor did to my team early this season, but the bright side is if no one died, it only takes a game or two to recover. In the meantime, you get journeymen linos who you can use in the most amusing and suicidal ways that you would never subject your regulars to. Plus if some...
  13. Phazael

    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    How far are we from season 3?
  14. Phazael

    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    Bush leaguers will be returning. Someone has to be a passing team around here......
  15. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    100% chance he is a total asshole. Might be fun to tinyeye the glamour shots that were posted of his supposed wife or email the alleged heroine whore to verify, but its so obviously a troll job that its not even worth the effort of confirming it.
  16. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    The only part of Johnny's posts that I believe is that he pays for sex. I have my doubts that he was ever married. If he is, then his wife would have found out by now, unless she is banging the pool boy in all the spare time Johnny's hooker shenanigans afford her.
  17. Phazael

    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    @Araysar Again, you are not wrong, but the economy changed starting in the 60s, with both parents generally having to work, especially at the lower end of the spectrum. While I agree that parents need to take time and responsibility for their kids, the reality of it is that the amount of free...
  18. Phazael

    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    If you are a Midwesterner and catholic, it is affordable to most middle class income people, at least in the 70s. Other situations vary from that. Remember also that wages of families have not kept pace with cost of living for the past couple decades. As for the quality of education, making...
  19. Phazael

    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    That does not contradict my point. The quality of public education started a swift nose dive right around the time you came to this country, at least in the Midwest. The coastal areas started the decline earlier and the deep south has never had anything resembling a descent public education...
  20. Phazael

    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    A lot of this, at least on a philosophical level, is the culture of self worship and greed that sprung out of the 80s and 90s. And if I am to be completely fair, that was a pendulum swing from the culture of everyone is special tree hugging shit from the 60s and 70s, that took things too far...
  21. Phazael

    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    Ok, guess I will give gobs a go.
  22. Phazael

    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    I never said lets all play elf ball. But lets be fair here. Whenever someone asks in IRC what skill to take first, most people immediately say something along the lines of "MB unless you don't have a dirty player yet!" with me generally being the lone advocate of more general/ball handling...
  23. Phazael

    Injustice: Gods amongst us (DC fighting game)

    Balance issues can be overcome, but the real issue I see with it for the hardcore crowd is as follows: 1) The mechanics, while sound, are too simplistic. Every character has a fairly limited amount of moves without a great deal of nuance between them. This kind of limits diversity and...
  24. Phazael

    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    I think I have said this before, but I have seen this kind of situation in table top leagues before. When everyone plays maximum full frontal male nudity bash, leagues disintegrate due to apathy. The reason is, if you are playing in a balanced league and losing all the time, you are likely...
  25. Phazael

    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    What rosters are legal again? Aside from Flings, I mean? Do you guys do the all zombie team for your stunty?
  26. Phazael

    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    Yeah that was stupid. Skie rapd what was left of my team. Lost two ogres before I even had a turn. Now mteam is worse than when it was fresh. I can bowl a new team if you are an odd number, but I am never playing that one again. Took seven turns for me to have one non turn ending roll and...
  27. Phazael

    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    You mean like the DC snipers or the shit tons of church bombings and abortion clinic bombings in the south?
  28. Phazael

    Injustice: Gods amongst us (DC fighting game)

    Plus zoning is always the last style to emerge in a refined state from a fighting game, esp NR ones.Early on its all about beatdown and pressure.
  29. Phazael

    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    Fixed that for you.
  30. Phazael

    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    Kragg, are you available after 9pm PST tonight?
  31. Phazael

    Injustice: Gods amongst us (DC fighting game)

    The zoning is strong, but almost all of the best zoning characters are also the toughest crossup combo guys, with easy execution large hit combos (both standing and jumping). Deathstroke and Aquaman would easily be my Kung Lao tier if I had to guess right now, as they have insanely easy jump in...
  32. Phazael

    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    They had signs up and shit and were walking around in their company stuff, not civilian garb, which suggests they were there in some official capacity. But it could be them just entering a team in the race, like a lot of companies do.
  33. Phazael

    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    Most likely. Anyhow, the Craft International stuff is fairly interesting. Chris Kyle was quite the cult of personality, especially in Texas and in the mercenary industry. Someone like Fana or Lumie might spin quite the conspiracy involving these guys. The thing is the employees of this...
  34. Phazael

    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    This. The bombs they are discussing are simply too heavy for one person to be handling two of them for any prolonged period without drawing suspicion. As for those two dudes in matching pants and headsets, my guess is they are undercover LEOs working the event which is why they are standing...
  35. Phazael

    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    I was specifically talking about written materials that could be recovered as evidence after the detonation. But Tuco is spot on about the no escape part. Even if they did fly someplace with no extradition, there would be a drone waiting to ram a hellfire up the guy's ass when he left the...
  36. Phazael

    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    Anyone doing this who was serious about getting caught would not have any identifiable printed shit in the pack with the bomb. The person they are looking for most likely has nothing but a water bottle in the side pockets. That outline does look suspicious, but could just as easily be...
  37. Phazael

    Does Goliath still have a penis?

    Unfortunate, that was some entertaining bullshit going on in that thread.
  38. Phazael

    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    Outside of Irish terrorist groups, you are mostly correct.
  39. Phazael

    Boston Marathon Explosion - Today's Topics: Public Schools

    The likely scenario is right wing fucktards, but its far from the only possible or even probable scenario. The board only needs one Lumie.