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I'm surprised this hasn't already happened.

Punched a few of his own teeth in* Did you eat them McCheese?

sorry dude, you're gay now

Do you not eat the chips at Mexican restaurants?

Sweet they have a section for fan fic

how would you know

I can't remember the last time I ate cereal, but if I did again, it would absolutely be cinnamon toast crunch.

This is one the greatest things I've read on the internet in a while.

Should just start reading off entries in a phone book.

Don't like his responses? Suck it up.

His non-answers and the resulting media butthurt are far more entertaining than any real answers could've been. Seems like great PR.

No babysitters in the fine community of Chalfont?

How fucking fat are you, nerd? McCarthy is awful. She's the same fat insufferable character in everything she's done. It's torturous. If you consider being obese to be physical comedy, I guess you got me there. She could confidently consume an entire turkey maybe. What's wrong with you? What...

first week on the internet or something?

short "tour", and no where near me either

The edit is a lot better than the movies, that's for sure but there's still some goofy shit like the very first scene still having "60 years earlier..." or Smaug being covered in gold despite cutting the dumb molten gold scene. Why not just cut to after he slings all that shit off? Seems like...

^This nerd hates comedy obviously. Wiig is funny, that's it. McCarthy is unfunny garbage. Fat unfunny garbage. This is going to suck.

I don't think you know what cheating means.

FUKCIGN CHEAT CHEATICHEAT ALWSYS CHEATING FUCK All I'm hearing from buttmad nerds

I was pulling for the Colts, but now I hope the Pats take it again just for the massive nationwide butthurt.

The reality behind Chris Kyle did not affect my ability to enjoy watching this film.

Was that a blanket "hanging" over people banging in zero G? wat

I wouldn't be motivated either if I was already filthy rich and didn't know where to go with the rest of the story. Doesn't mean I'm not going to call him out on being the fat lazy piece of shit that he is.

damn, gross dude

Glad you finally came to your senses and looked at this sensibly.

Nice try, but you're the fucking weird one if youdon'tpiss in the shower.

Brad McQualuudes, God Bless Sparkle, the drunk guy... Fuck I can't even do 6

Pissing with a hard on is an endeavor.

this is pretty damn gay

I don't think it could have been any more blatant unless he just pulled a knife on him.

sure Mist

there was a second one?

Lol I can't believe people still admit to being Cowboys fans. And I'm a goddamned Titans fan.

toss that shit my way, I'll help you forget it exists.

that's a joke, right

Most of those are based off books/some sort of IP, aren't they?

Been a while since I've followed any of J49s antics. Did he ever post a pic of one of his whores holding a RR sign or anything?

Bad Santa, Die Hard, the Ref