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Those chicks are cute enough. Nobody would give a fuck about Onoes horns if he didn't come here sharing not only the successes, but more importantly, the failures he's encountered. When you share as much as Onoes does(and not many do here), the criticism is going to follow. At that age, that...

To be fair, I would also make fun of MMORPG nerds.

Your breath probably stank as hell, though.

The helmet came off, but the horns didn't.

Draegan just hit 100?! Are you playing 6 minutes a day?

No, the Dumbgeon is the deepest depths of retardation. We have yet to find it. This turd is not HoS-worthy.

Well, there is no dumbgeon so as long as the...whatever the fuck this is, stays here, no biggie.

This is some dumbgeon material if I ever saw it.

Have you tried the Oral-B Glide floss? It's much nicer feeling than the old wax string shit.

That's not really saying much at all.

He's said that a few times? Can you post a source to at least one time he's said it?

Sour Patch Kids are good, but I prefer gummy candy over the chewy stuff like sour patch / swedish fish. I'm not a big dessert guy at all, but I still really like candy like that and Skittles, Starburst, etc.

Just let me know when I can dust off my Z Cavariccis.

Yeah it's one of the gamer-terrorists from that terrible episode of that terrible show. They get caught before she gets a good 'ol gamer-rape and then she leaves the industry.

Yup, clearly her and her family aren't X-TREME enough to hand the horns!

If you workout regularly, you can eat pretty bad all the time and maintain. However, he clearly said he's dieting. There's a difference between actively trying to lose weight and then your normal maintaining.

You have to have one cheat meal a week. Just one.

Guys, there is no standard lead time for true love!

Yeah, courteousness is at the bottom of the list for things I care about in fast food. I mean I appreciate when someone is polite, but I don't give a shit as long as the order is correct and the food is good.

I agree. Shit is just "ok".

I like that desk, but 1000 bucks is pretty steep for me.

What's that saying? Those who can't do, teach.

Well, if your kid's dead, they no longer have autism.

I'm passionate about playing video games and drinking beer. That pays shit, though.

Why won't they take your PS Visa?! It's a Visa first and foremost.

Yeah, that sounds like a great salary in a field that is usually populated with people who are passionate about it. I can't even imagine getting a masters in that field and then just "not being into it".

Exactly. I'm also in the boooring category. I'm working to live and have a plan in place for a relative early retirement. I'm almost 40 and definitely have no desire to go back to school and try and secure a job I'm passionate about. I'm ok with making decent money and only having a 20 minute...

I think Cad meant that the income to his ex wife is not taxable(to her), not that it's a deduction(for him).

Flour, egg, flour again.

Now it's your turn. Provide evidence.

I feel guilty if I get fast food more than once in a week. joeboo is just under 5.5 times a week. It's all relative, I suppose. I just have no self control, so if I go to a fast food place, I order way more than I should. So I have to just not go.

I don't think Onoes really gives a shit or is here for advice.

Ugh. Fine...

This shit is in the rickshaw. What do you want the mods to do, exactly?

"Your honor, there was another car blocking him in from behind and, they too, were armed"

This made me laugh out loud for real.

This has earned it's place among the great(and terrible) threads.

What the fuck was that?

Yup. If they pulled a gun on him, he could get a much lesser charge.

What was the original release date? I'm not even paying attention to shit until it's pretty much released these days, often months after! I've gone soft.