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Is that jake from state farm?

If people don't take shitty roles ..... shitty movies will get made cheaper and make more money leading to more shitty movies.

This is how you build suspense. Nicely done. Dont forget to get lots of nudes for later.

Old Yoda wasn't already the most popular character? WTF?

Is her middle name Karen?

I always figured they 'set the fires' in that they were using candles and lanterns for light because the power was out. Then didn't extinguish them when the feds threw in flammable gas. But I also thought the flash-bangs into a house full of flammable gas can't be ruled out. Maybe they both...

I don't understand where you're leading with this question. Did you find my corvette?

It was 2 girls and 2 guys? Does that count as an orgy?

I'm not like that. Those pics are hers to post. But @Izo is like that.

You are embarrassing not just yourself but everyone on this forum. If the database was real you'd see she already posted a pic.

I've been wondering if there's a community of corona chasers similar to the bug chasers. Or maybe it's just the same community wanting to catch everything.

I ordered flowers for my mom because I can't be there for mother's day. Paid extra to have them delivered on mother's day. Just got notice that they were delivered today WTF.jpg I mean, I wouldn't have been too pissed with saturday. Or even Friday. But wendesday? Really?

Searching for shit on amazon with "feature x" and it keeps returning products where the only mention of feature x is people saying in reviews that IT DOES NOT HAVE FEATURE X Get your shit together amazon. If I'm looking for noise cancelling headphones there's not fucking reason to give me...

Did you try to fight him?

I thought about that spelling as I was going to sleep.

Saying "without further adieu" is, in itself, further adieu. Also, something I never thought of until I tried to type it out, is it adoo? Adieu? Adew? Adieu is the only spelling spell check isn't bitching about, but doesn't that mean goodbye? How the fuck does that phrase make sense...

I had a steak a couple weeks ago that mooed at me when I cut into it. I named Sir Loin of Lilliput and set it out on a piece of grass and it started eating. I'll let it grow up big again, then cook it right some day.

This should replace the phrase "go the way of the dodo bird". I don't know why it hasn't.

From our beloved Fedor

Are you suggesting that maybe I aint all that straight?

That's how we all see you.

Those guys sure did a lot of work for free.

15 years is a few? Are you thinking of Ruby Ridge maybe? This was a few years after that. And I think it was 100% ego that caused this. David's and whoever was calling the shots with the FBI.