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Not hard, but you have to grow a certain amount in order for it to pollinate and actually produce corn. A parcel 4 feet by 10 feet of planted corn would be sufficient in every case. Plant it, irrigate it, forget about it. If you get good seed it will take care of itself without weeding. And, if...

Yup. Watch out for your nuts.

I'm no expert, but could you freebase it? (I'm kidding)

2 things: 1. plant corn to get the deer in there. 2. pick the ugliest, least used club out of your golf bag. Walk into the herd of turkeys, take care of at least one. Make dinner. Share with cat.

This is one of the most American things I've ever read. Top marks.

Oh man, do you guys remember Summer Olympics for the Commodore 64?

We have one of those, too. She's ironclad.

No. Unless you want to take your cat to urgent care.

Wait until you have teenage girls. 3 of them living in the same house at the same time.

Right. She is having anxiety about leaving her friend base. You are demanding you simply move closer to family. Your family, not hers. She won't have any peer group upon arrival, whereas you'll have one instantly. What could possibly be the source of her anxiety in that situation?

I can't possibly understand why she would be upset when you're being so reasonable. Seriously, uprooting a family across the county, making a unilateral decision, and not listening to her input seems problematic.

We have a heated underpad in our bed. 2 zones. Her's set to blast, mine set to off (refrigerate if I could.) Doen't help in the summer, but it's great in the winter.

Need pictures of your girl's pregnant titties for proof, Scream.

Be prepared for overload of grease.

Him or her?