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We have two. Did your period start or something?

Don't be a dick. This was the original.

Gives a hell of a blowjob.

Boy, 2020 keeps delivering.

It's actually a piece of pizza someone photoshopped for me at some point.

Should have made it a Lada.

Awesome poem.

Was it easier while she was standing?

Need some nudie pics. Have to confirm nice tits.

He's like to palm your melons.

Need more photographic evidence.

I'd like to see Vancouver win. I think everyone is stunned that St. Louis isn't doing better. Freaking Canadiens currently playing like dog shit.

Momofuku in NYC was one of the best dining experiences I've ever had. The perfection in preparation of every dish was exemplary. I loved it.

It's five. Today I'm rustled that I have five kids, too.

Four schools involved with our kids right now. For two of them it's online only until October. For one it's hybrid, some in class, some online, some work on your own. For another it's in class once a week, the rest online. And for the last it's all in person, all the time. I can't keep any of...