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  1. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    Fair point. Also, this is hilarious: https://www.southernthing.com/georgia-grocery-store-pulls-all-irish-spring-soap-ahead-of-bulldogs-vs-notre-dame-game-2640453883.html?fbclid=IwAR2c8-UnA4nJM1oG7PAj3cOwaM8P8BLrYHkTMul4hiItKm4HzJp9ygxIX8U
  2. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    No way Michigan keeps its coach through this whole season. Their offensive line is just crap.
  3. lurkingdirk

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    When you use a knife sharpener, you become a knife sharpener.
  4. lurkingdirk

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    By using a lawnmower, you become a lawn mower.
  5. lurkingdirk

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    When parents are purchasing clothes for their children they're just customizing their character.
  6. lurkingdirk

    What did you just read?

    This was a really interesting narrative history of champagne. Pretty great!
  7. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Someone needs to get a shirt with the logo on it, put it on a mannequin, and then film it falling in all sorts of elaborate ways.
  8. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    Holy crap, how far a punt was that? That is amazing.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Yup, all profits go directly to the development or Pantheon. Profits happen after drugs are secured.
  10. lurkingdirk

    The Animated GIF Thread

    What in the actual fuck is that they are frying?
  11. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    They're out of drugs and mozzarella sticks. What option do they have?
  12. lurkingdirk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I am almost willing to spend the money just to get a souvenir. Almost.
  13. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

  14. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    obv.
  15. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    swordfighting while we pee, then handjobs? Honestly, man, can't we just agree that you're wrong?
  16. lurkingdirk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm in Indiana and there are always paper bags available everywhere at any time in the grocery stores.
  17. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Domino's sucks Deep Dish pizza sucks. It's a shitty casserole. Get better pizza, man!
  18. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    That is insane. Wow.
  19. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    Well, season over for Michigan State. Sorry in your loss to super awesome....Arizona State. Some awesome teams in Michigan this year. Meanwhile Notre Dame's third string quarterback threw two touchdowns. That was nice. I think Georgia is going to push their shit in next week, but I guess we'll...
  20. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    That is just ridiculous. wow!
  21. lurkingdirk

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    @Johnny53 Don't leave us hangin, man!
  22. lurkingdirk

    Weather

    Get your sharpies out, Alabama is gonna get spanked!
  23. lurkingdirk

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    I think he'd just like to share his butthole. You know what to do.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Me too, brother. wat?
  25. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You say that like it's not already true.