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I seem to always be able to build stuff cheaper. Plus, when I build it, it's going to last. And I can put hundreds of pounds on it. So if I needed to store your mom somewhere, I could do it on the shelves I built, whereas the purchased shelves would be questionable.

She can try. She'll have no impact.

She's the same cunt to everyone. No one can stand her, and no one will have any one on one meetings with her. She's a walking liability. I'll be advising her release next week. She'll be gone soon.

Dude, no judgement. Your time is definitely worth a lot, and if you don't have it, and you're making the decision to spend the time with your family instead, then kudos to you. That's a good decision. My knee jerk reaction is to always make things myself. But my kids are older than yours, and I...

I work with a woman who is such a fucking precious snowflake. She has mentioned that she's not comfortable with me, but she can't explain why. I immediately went to her superiors and said this needs to be dealt with, because I'm not letting her fuck things up later when she gets a full head of...

You're a home owner. Get some damned tools!

Just back from orientation at the college of one of my oldest daughters. It was a true introduction to what life will be like for her in the fall, and while she found it exciting, it also scared the shit out of her. She's realizing how much she's going to be on her own. She'll be four hours...

Basement shelves in a non-finished area? Why not just get some 2x4s and plywood? Make them yourself for a fraction of the cost.

I was thinking Ocean Elevenses.

That's a fair point. I'd have to say if it were a perfectly made Big Mac, I'd find it hard to beat.

Don't get me wrong, I think it tastes great. Just every fucking time I feel like shit. Not worth it to eat there any more.

You're not ready. It's going to suck. And yet, it's going to be awesome. Probably the best thing you've ever done.

Every time I eat at 5 guys I feel like absolute garbage an hour later. It's just like KFC for me. I'll never eat there again.

I get half a cow and half a pig at a time, too. Plus we buy chicken tits at 40 pounds each time to get them from a local farmer at $2 a pound. We have a chest freezer. Shit's good for a long, long time. It's wrapped for long term freezing, and it's flash frozen as soon as it is slaughtered.

I'm never going to one of your dad's cook-outs.

Won't have any impact on their football program...

Why would anyone go to anything they host?

Yeah, try to wipe that down. Be interesting to see how it ages with food all over it.

I don't mind the look of no grout lines, it's hard to do well, though. I'm more worried about the uneven surface and how hard it is to keep clean.

From right to left: Normative hetero couple dyke couple has diarrhea

Got some of this: Seriously disappointed. Very light on flavour. Too smooth. Rotten finish.

18th century so I could meet and work with JS Bach. If you had to pick a musician from any genre from the 20th century whom you think people will study in the future, who would it be?

I've been married 23 years, and I seldom masturbate because my wife has a really healthy libido. I'd say 15-1? If you could be part of a one way trip to Mars, would you?

Sounds wise.

If you paint your garage floor, sections will peel up very quickly. You just can't clean concrete well enough to get all the shit out of there. If you paint it once, count on doing it every few years, or it will look like crap. On the other hand, keep you floor clean, patch holes/cracks if you...

He doesn't do meth. It'll be about cocaine. It will likely involve sticking huge quantities up someone's ass.

Do they restrict your access to taps?

Winter is fucking awesome. I love it so much. Winter on the Great Lakes is supreme. Sledding, skiing, skating, snowshoeing, hiking, ice fishing...I could not stand to live in a place without winter.