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My preferred wake up music. Also my ring tone:

That sounds awesome. Must investigate.

You definitely make a fine point, and I agree with much of what you say. There are ways of walking away from things that makes you look like a bitch, and there are ways of walking away from things that make you look like you're just making a decision not to engage. If I walk away from something...

You've really gotta clean your place up.

I'm pretty much at the place where I don't feel the need to hit anyone. Ever. I'm not quite a total pacifist, and I can likely be called out to do some damage, but I have to tell you, before I actually close my fist and hit a person, something epic has to have happened. You can push me, hit me...

No, hitting the snooze gives him nine minutes of sex time. When it goes off again it's a trigger, and he finishes. Like Pavlov's dog, but with orgasms.

If my wife did that with the alarm I would seriously consider telling her to sleep elsewhere. That's just inconsiderate as fuck. If we have to set an alarm, you rush to turn it off and get right up. That's the purpose of an alarm.

One of the McDonalds near me is so freaking show, I've now determined never to go there again. Last time I went through, it was about 4:30, so before the dinner rush. It took 39 minutes to get through the drive through. The time before, when I saw there was a huge line at the drive through and...

This guy might be in trouble. :cool: 'What have I done?': Man's prank to sell girlfriend on eBay leads to $119K bid

You don't sound healthy, man. That's some rigid shit.

Wow, that is some devastation. Hope people got out and are safe.

I though bears wiped their ass with rabbits

A bidet is a fantastic thing.

Are they all as salty as yours? Don't get me wrong, salty genitals can be just the right kind of savory for the right kind of mood.

Okay, I actually loled.

I'll wait.

Weren't there a whole bunch of predictions made in this thread? And deadlines have passed, right?

Yeah, but you can't flush those if you're on septic. No such thing as a flushable wipe. The fuck up the septic every time.

I see you've now posted in it.

Okay, if it turns into dust, you're on the right track. I'd get it taken care of, then you don't have to disclose. :)

Just set up one of my outbuildings for winter. Built it with heating pipes in the cement, and got the water heater installed today, and it's working great. I now have a place to put my bike for the winter months. Won't clog up the garage any more, won't be in a freezing building, and has great...

First you need to get pictures of her butthole and post it here. For science.

Can you pee standing up, or are you like a sprinkler?

Look up new rules on asbestos. Floor tiles, for example, no longer require any special remediation to be removed. It's all about the size of the particulate, perhaps popcorn ceilings fall in to the same category. A simple mask, and a weekend of work should probably take care of it.

An autobiography by Soygen.

I removed popcorn ceiling from my foyer, study, and the upstairs hall. That's all there was in the house. It was build in 1977, and I had it tested, and there was nothing nasty in it. So I did it all myself. I took my time, and I'm slow at mudding and sanding, but I got the whole area done in...

I hope you are right. Our offense can't do shit right now. VT gets the ball back with two and a half minutes before half. We don't want them to go into half ahead of us.

I'm sad to see Syracuse lose today. They were looking like a team to be ranked.

Irish making me nervous.

That Texas finish was awesome. They're pretty legit this year. Michigan State proved they are a non-entity this year.

I've traveled with babies out of necessity. If you think you hate that other person's screaming kid on the plane, the parent would also like to drop kick them. And crawl into a hole out of shame because of everyone glaring and being dicks. It sucks. It has to happen. We all have to cope.

There are benefits. I've used it on cheap cuts of roast, let is soak for a couple days, and then been able to finish it very quickly for the most tender meat in the world. It's also great to cook a whole chicken, and them make soup from the stock that comes out of the bag. The sous vide has been...