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  1. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I think there's an easy way to figure this out. For the next while, do your own projects, and buy the tools you need. Not for every little thing, necessarily, but if you're doing drywall repair, putting in a door, installing trim, fixing basic plumbing, minor electrical, and so forth, buy the...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Rankings will be crazy next week. I thought this would be a ho-hum week because there were so few ranked match-ups. I'm happy to be wrong.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    This Oregon Stanford game is nuts. Some pretty questionable replay calls. Totally changed the momentum of the game, and now Stanford's back within 3 points. I think if Oregon loses this, the students might actually riot. And really quality work on Army's part! Good for them. Would have been...
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Oregon is in beast mode, it's incredible. Stanford needs to step up.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Notre Dame's quarterback change totally energized the offense. The receivers were out running routes and expecting to get a pass instead of just looking back to see Winbush run the ball himself. So much better. And 11 different receivers used for completions today. 7 touchdowns in 8 series...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Lube is great. I don't get why people hesitate to use it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's pretty rare that I jack it, but when I do it doesn't seem to have any impact on my performance in bed. Of course I'm not jacking it an hour before hand. However, it has happened a few times that my wife gives me a handjob or blowjob to finish, and then wants to go at it a short time later...
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    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Dude, that is hard core. I have a friend who played for the Nordiques. We often watch hockey together. He hates Toronto so much, it's hard to believe. And even HE says Toronto deserves to win it all at this point.
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    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    You and my wife both cheer for the wrong team. Go fuck yourselves. No offence. Go Leafs.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I learn so much from you.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds reasonable.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Do you flick it like a cigarette when you're done?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Who the fuck uses their left hand?
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    Poll Chipotle vs Moes - why does one suck shit while the other is great?

    Which one serves more salmonella?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Weather

    @a_skeleton_03 you have power yet?
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    Weather

    Be honest, is it mostly women at that gym? Are we sure that's the aftermath of a tornado, and not just a bad parking day?
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    Men's Bar Soap for Showering

    Okay, someone tell me so I can get some - what's the very best pine tar bar soap for showering?
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Who has bigger boobs?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    French Canadian Creton is a delicious meat spread. I love it for breakfast on toast.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Scholarship to Yale? Yes, please! Way to go.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Damn, man. Breaking tackles like a pro. I'd love to watch him play sometime.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Excellent work! Looks great, and way to save money. Plus, every time you see it, you will think, "I made that." Better than "I paid someone to make that."
  25. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Oh, and I hate Buffalo Wild Wings. In addition to shitty wings, all their meat is totally sub-par, and the environment in that place is awful. Noisy, ugly, slow service, too many tvs, loud music that kills every attempt at conversation, and stupid clientele. Other than that, it's awesome.
  26. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Found a barbecue place here that is crazy good. It isn't fast food in that it takes them all night to smoke their meat, but when they open at 1 every day you can walk in and get the best smoked, pulled pork around, and they have extra sauce in squeeze bottles, no limits on how much you put on...
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    What makes a good FOH poster

    I heard you have to post a picture of your twig and berries before you're allowed to be called a good poster.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Just turned this game on, and TCU is alive. I want to believe.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Notre Dame trying desperately to lose. Their offense can't produce, and their defense just let Vandy score. Jackasses. Also, some bad officiating that does not seem to favour Notre Dame.
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    Weather

    That sucks, man. Hope it comes back soon. I think the current estimates are something like 1.25 million customers without power. There's a lot of work to be done. Sucks to be on those work teams right now.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    I hope LSU can keep this up. I love upsets, especially in top 10 teams.
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    College Football 2018-2019 Season

    Notre Dame offensive line makes Jesus sad. I mean, we're winning, but they just can't make yards with their offense. They're going to get spanked when they meet a team with a good offense who can score on them. Also, I desperately want TCU to beat Ohio State today. Sorry Buckeyes fans, but I...
  33. lurkingdirk

    Men's Bar Soap for Showering

    Damn it. I think I'm going to have to try this.
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    2018-19 NHL Season Thread - Caps were not suck last year edition

    Ottawa appears to be entering a Toronto-like "building season."
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    Motorcycle Thread

    Heated grips and good leather gloves seems to do the trick for me. I also have full ferrings and a windshield to keep wind off me.
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    Motorcycle Thread

    I ride year round, too. When the streets are dry. Even if it's below 30. I've ridden here in temperatures as low as 15. Cold as all get out, but still fun.