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Can you imagine creating the internet without being able to look things up on the internet?

Yes, that certainly solidified how sane you are.

I've offered no disinformation, merely pointed out that you are delusional and at least a little insane. Also, I don't drink much at all, and I've never taken a valium in my life. You're really not doing well.

I work from home most of the time and I eat really well, but I never go out.

Sounds like pussy-shit to me.

Well congrats!

We need to harness the power of wind-bag mother in laws. Think of the dehydrating we could all do!

Oh, and four of my children are now at one school, and only one at a different school. The oldest two can drive the next two to school, and they all have soccer practice at the same time in the same place. It's fucking glorious.

Dude, I think you did the right thing. Following through on consequences is one of the shittiest thing being a parent. It makes you feel like you're putting your kid in prison, it actually often punishes you as much as the kid (no beach for either of you, for example), and 9 times out of 10, the...

Well, you're moving to Florida, so expect crazy.

He who denies the salt, is the salt.

Turd mine? Yup, you got it.

I would like to get through more podcasts, that's true...

I'm so sick of energy drink talk in here.

I had a similar situation in my kitchen, though without all the mold. I have a full, insulated basement below. What I did is run duct work right from that hole to the kickplate of my cabinets, and sealed it like crazy, then did spray foam insulation around it. No air leaks below the cabinets now...

You can do it yourself, man! Those aren't so hard.

Man, I can't handle that much drive for work ever. I do have to deal with Chicago traffic from time to time, but that's the extreme max. Typically I'm within 15 minutes of where I need to be. I wouldn't mind an hour and a half each way if I could do it on my motorcycle, but through big-city...

That would be amazing. However, I can't imagine accomplishing that in a timely fashion. I'm slow at this stuff, I want it to be perfect, so I take a lot of time setting up and executing. That many dovetails would likely drive me to excessive drinking.

I have that tape all over the back of my saddle bags. It isn't because I'm having close calls, but it certainly makes me more visible. I also have flashing break lights, and everything I can do to make myself more visible. Not because I don't trust my driving, but because I don't trust others.

I've just completed creating a 49x83 inch butcher block countertop for my new island. I'm oiling it up, and I'm so excited about it. I'll post pictures at some point, but this is awesome. I got "carpenters grade" butcher block because I liked the look of it with the knots and bits in it, but it...

You heard it here first, folks.

One of the first times I seriously made out with someone the song "These Eyes" by the Guess Who played.

But it turns out none of that is true.

I'd always thought FOH was a Bastard Factory of sorts. Guess we're better than that.

Well...bye.

McCheese?

She'd go like a bunny.

Kinda like Brett Favre. The way people pronounce that triggers me, too.