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The love with which it is prepared.

me, too. Her nipples got huge and always turgid. That might be it.

my wife was super horny in her third trimester. Awkward sex with huge belly, but lots of it.

Leafs looked really solid last night with all those rookies out there. This gives me hope. Which makes me foolish.

I had two eggs, fried perfectly in olive oil, on an english muffin with sriracha sauce.

You are dead to me.

You're not kidding. I feel the same way. While I love spending time at cottages like that for a brief time with friends, I want to get into the back woods more.

So much good fishing around there. And awesome camping.

Did you consider that blowing whatever dust around in your system with a leaf blower would cause it to get sucked down and settle on the internal bits of your furnace? The condenser, and such shit. I have never heard of anyone using a leaf blower to clean their air ducts. It does not sound like...

You get it, man.

Really? You haven't had any adventures?

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To be fair, the dude is Amish, and wasn't raised with electrical appliances.

Nah, just a couple papers.

I'll take "Peculiar thread bumps for $600, Alex."

Just tried the Doritos Blaze.

my bowel movements function in a perfect circle of fifths harmony. It's very satisfying when I finish upon returning to the original tonic.

The hospitals here are on flu lock-down. Only one person at a time can visit people in the hospital, and emergency rooms have mandatory face masks to put on. The flu is really bad this year.

This. All the computers in our house are laptops, and if the kids are using them, they have to be in a common area, not in their bedrooms.

Are you a freaking rabbit? Go and get yourself a steak, woman!

How are the benefits for poker player? Is there a big co-pay if you need to see a doctor?

You should really post this in the "First World Problems" thread.

He was just in it for the free Obama phones.

I think a year is not excessive. Araysar took a year break, and look at the improvement that brought. Ut was being a serious ass, that deserves a serious punishment. It was clearly delineated, he decided to ignore it and doubled down. All pretty predictable.

Don't worry. They're just preparing us Toronto fans for their inevitable implosion in the playoffs.

Someone needs to post goblin dick for this thread to be complete.

He had the opportunity to avoid this. It sounds like Araysar asked the other mods about this. I guess it's a done deal.

This made me laugh a lot. Thank you, good sir!

yup

Seriously, I don't get it. If you post a picture of the check, you will be completely exonerated, Araysar will look like a boob, this matter will be completely resolved, and it won't cost you anything. Plus, it's a minimum of effort. If you can post the picture, there is literally zero reasons...

None of us understand why he won't just post the check. It's a conundrum.

Yeah, after killing the dog, I would likely have killed the brother in law. What the fuck was he thinking bringing that animal to that situation? He'll say it's a sweet dog unless provoked, but he knows better.

I don't know why this is a big deal. I'm a starting quarterback for them, and the President of the United States signs my checks.

Hey, man, I'm asking him an honest question. I already know your answer. I have no stake in this, whatsoever. Let's see if I get an answer from him.

Just an honest question: what is the downside of simply posting the check and ending this? Why does someone who doesn't know you at all have to fly half-way across the country to satisfy you? Honest question. Why not post a picture of the check? It would satisfy everyone, and you would come out...

This post made me feel funny on the inside.

I just read through this. This thread is...really quite something. Reality seems to be a flexible thing for some folks.

Now I need to check out Short Poppies...