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  1. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Well, that's enough dumb for me today. Thanks.
  2. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    You do realise that scale has something to do with that reflective thing, right?
  3. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Oh, man. The fact that you believe that bears testimony to the potential stupid in people.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Is that supposed to constitute some kind of proof?
  5. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Well, that's not true, but fortunately we'll never know because the earth isn't flat.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Well, it's not that we don't care, it's just that we know the earth isn't flat. But in any case, you're right. Don't try to convince people that the earth is flat.
  7. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Looks more like a soccer game than hockey with diving like that.
  8. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I bet your colon was clean later.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Holy crap. I'll come and do the work for 80K. That's outrageous!
  10. lurkingdirk

    2018 Winter Olympics

    Just watched Canada destroy China in the mixed curling. Glorious.
  11. lurkingdirk

    I Quit My Job

    Need pictures as proof.
  12. lurkingdirk

    I Quit My Job

    You tell them how you like the way they hire mad hot pussy to be their receptionists.
  13. lurkingdirk

    2018 Winter Olympics

    I find it just as fun. It's a different level, yes. But it is still countries competing against each other. They're still really good players. It's still a high level of the sport.
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    2018 Winter Olympics

    Game Summary
  15. lurkingdirk

    2018 Winter Olympics

    Yeah, I can understand that, but to be fair, it's the only time we get to see a lot of these things. Curling is awesome, and I'd watch it a lot, but it's never shown here except for the olympics. I find bobsled to be entertaining to watch, and luge, and the rest, but I can only see them when the...
  16. lurkingdirk

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    except the ball never touched the ground, and when it was bobbled, he caught it.
  17. lurkingdirk

    2018 Winter Olympics

    The lesser Winter Games? These are the better Olympics. By a mile. I look forward to hockey, luge, curling, skiing, and a whole lot more.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This exchange is fucking awesome. Quality content creation from these fine gentlemen. I'm exactly as handsome as my posts would lead you to believe. At least I have attractive children. They take after their mother.
  19. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Pickling is awesome. I need to do more of it, too. I do a lot of quick-pickle things for dinner, but actual pickling for the long-haul is awesome. I pickle beets every year. They are awesome, and make your poo nice colours.
  20. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Bloody Victorians were so inconsiderate.
  21. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Not I have to try it. Freakin' thanks, man.
  22. lurkingdirk

    The Vehicle Purchasing Thread

    That's exactly what I wanted to hear. Not I'm even more interested.
  23. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Cheeseless macaroni? I don't even want to know.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    If you can find the space, make a whole laundry room. I have 12 linear feet of counter space in the laundry room, and it's awesome to fold/sort/whatever on. It also serves well for kids' science projects. Also, a utility sink is a must.
  25. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Change the locks.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I have laundry on the main floor. I have it next to the kitchen, separated by a hallway. Shares a wall with the family room. I did substantial sound insulation, and I can't hear the laundry running anywhere but in the laundry room. I don't want it on the second floor. When I'm doing laundry is...
  27. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Spam is disgusting. I have friends that make this spam spread and put it on Hawaiian rolls. It looks exactly like wet cat food, and has (what I imagine to be) exactly the same consistency. It also tastes like crap. Imagine wet, uncooked hamburger in your mouth, and that's what the consistency is...
  28. lurkingdirk

    Utnayan Ban Resolution

    You don't say.
  29. lurkingdirk

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    That was a really fun game to watch.
  30. lurkingdirk

    Utnayan Ban Resolution

    Okay, okay. I didn't look correctly. Cut me some slack, fellas!
  31. lurkingdirk

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    You know what everyone watching the superbowl wants to watch at half time? a bunch of dudes dancing in stupid clothes to shitty music.
  32. lurkingdirk

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    This halftime show sucks donkey balls. Also, this will be an awesome meme by morning
  33. lurkingdirk

    Utnayan Ban Resolution

    I swear when I looked this was in general. Never mind. Nothing to see here. move along.
  34. lurkingdirk

    The Vehicle Purchasing Thread

    I'm thinking of getting a new Ford Ranger - they've re-released them. They seem to have decent load capacity, and they have nice looking four door options. Anyone have the skinny on the new Rangers? Ford Ranger Reviews | Ford Ranger Price, Photos, and Specs | Car and Driver
  35. lurkingdirk

    Utnayan Ban Resolution

    What happened to keeping him confined to the rickshaw?
  36. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    This makes your family wrong.
  37. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I totally read this twice as "get Dildo...the flavor is better." I was going to object, but I'm just tired. Carry on.
  38. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    man, that's just bloody dirty.