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That's a nice one, Bisi, but Kinner is right. If you go shopping, imagine preparing an elaborate meal, take all the pots with you, and see if they all fit. Edit: I'm hoping to do my kitchen fairly soon. I'm eyeing this bad boy: Shop GE Cafe 30-in 5-Burner 4.3-cu ft / 2.4-cu ft...

Wow. That's surprising and terrible. I'm sorry. I'm thinking of you and your family. Hang in there, man.

Stanford trying to make magic happen Edit: shitfuck. Notre Dame's game against Stanford is now less relevant. If they lose, they'll drop 10 spots.

No. Stealth helicopters and transport only. #malecopterprivilege

Everyone knows attack helicopters are male. It's the transport helicopters that are female. Get it together, man.

LSU gon' be so salty, it will be delicious. Stanford about to fuck up their season. Baylor coming back. Utah gon' be exposed. Awesome football day.

Damned right.

Had to cover my tracks regarding the Paris thing. Involved destroying a couple children, but I have quite a few, so it only hurt for a while. Peculiar that you're looking for my input, though. I want you guys to know, I like the ladies. Sorry if I lead you on.

I made hummus tonight because fuck you all. It was delicious. I'm soon going upstairs with some smeared on my dick so my wife can enjoy some.

Juice, any snack food, and most bread products disappear in this house as though transported away. It's remarkable. Oddly enough, vegetables don't disappear at the same rate.

Bloody TCU struggled againstKANSAS. sweet. Also, lots of ranked teams going to move down this week. So much wow. Very awesome.

You are, chaos. Old. Horny. Perv. You are rather dashing, though, so you have that going for you.

Fuck Michigan. That was a really entertaining end to the game, though. LOL LSU Edit: Also, I hope Baylor loses. Huge. And Notre Dame looked sharp today.

Duct tape works wonders.

My wife's pubic hair is just a shade longer than I prefer. What is this, 1970?

Stop drawing attention to me. I know where you live.

Izo seems upset.

Subtle differences. Like fine wine.

Perhaps especially him.

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But do you prefer the taste of Marmac or A Moon Bat's penis?

On a scale of one to every time someone makes a comment you respond, I'm going to have to go with the latter.

Everyone in that video should get kicked in the crotch.

On a scale of one to the eiffel tower, how erect does hodj get when he thinks A Moon Bat is posting do you guys figure?

Hodj wants to anger fuck A Moon Bat. And, to be honest, I think everyone would feel better after that happened. With the exception of Moon Bat's anus.

Urinate on them.

Toronto: 4 wins and 8 losses. Only teams with fewer points are Columbus and Calgary. As per protocol. Fucking sigh.

hodj, your post was unclear. How do you really feel?

Damn. If you're not careful, I'm going to have to start respecting you.

I'm pretty sure it tasted like turkey.

Dude, you're a good parent. Way to take the time to work with your kid rather than blame the teacher. And I'm glad for your kid, too. Learn to do school right when you're young, and you are good to go for the rest of your educational career.

They couldn't decide to delay using those for a few weeks? Dumb as a bag of rocks.

Good hummus with good bread is pretty decent. If either the hummus or bread is not good, it will make everything taste like ass. Even home made hummus could be considered fast food. So easy.

Mrs. T's Pierogies. Fucking delicious. That is all.

And they need to come up with more scenes like the day spa. You know, day spa? D-A-I-Y-E?

Congratulations.

He lets me clean the hoor's buttholes.

My kids have various things they do around the house, and they do collect an allowance. They all have bank accounts and monitor them online with me helping. They also have various things they do for pay - the oldest 3 are babysitting, they all help at a farm down the street and the farmer pays...

I'm the same way. I hope so much that it's as good as the first. I have little faith, though.

Don't be disgusting. Cookies. Do I have to tell everyone everything? FFS.