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  1. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    He prefers women.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Hires a hooker for a "date," skips the sex part.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    But you want to. And we want you to. Keep us updated, bro.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    The aughts were a pretty rough time for me. Ended up well, but a lot of energy was expended.
  5. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    His wife is online, not him. That's a guess.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I'm not saying they can't come without the church part, but the church part makes those things easier to achieve. Sorry, but it's a captive audience that gets together weekly, and forces some of that. It's entirely possible to encounter all these things without church. That's not how I live...
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    Parent Thread

    Good for you! My kids do a triathlon every year with me. It's designed for kids, and it's a riot to do, and then talk about later.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Probably should include his erect penis, too.
  9. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Spicy? Mild? Did you make enough to can? Can I come over?
  10. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    So the sense of community, the positive moral lessons, and discipline learned by religion all have no value whatsoever. jenniferlawrenceyahright.gif
  11. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    You have not fully explored your sexuality.
  12. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Fast Food Thread

    Will you cook the pizza rolls, or eat them McCheese style?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Parent Thread

    Harder to take off when I cool down. Outstanding proposal. Should you hang the sacks, or leave them in a corner?
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I dunno, but it's fun, isn't it?
  17. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    I tend to screw a piece of plywood over my kids' doors if I'm really pissed off at them. Too much?
  18. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    No, I'm not spending my time finding an article to please you. It's not Carmel, and two of the four blue ribbons were won after 2003, and they have never nominated themselves for any. Students do NOT have to take religious classes. Non-religious schools from Washington, Colorado, New...
  19. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yeah. Glad you're catching on.
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    Parent Thread

    chaos - my youngest has a similar issue with appetite. It's hard work to get him to eat anything. It's a problem. We're finding ways to deal with it. Every afternoon he eats half a gatorade protein bar. They're wicked high in calories and protein and other good things. As he has been doing that...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Stop talking. Dude. Seriously.
  22. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    wat?
  23. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    I just threw up in my mouth a little. That looks disgusting. I'm feasting on wasabi peanuts. Such a good burn.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Good attempt to trigger. Still failing. Science impresses me a lot. I didn't find the science in that article particularly compelling. I'm not dismissing science, but if I came at you with an article that said religious children were less likely to get involved in destructive behaviour, you'd...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I think two things (again) 1. That's science done from a particular perspective, which will likely find the result it wants. I'm very familiar with reading scientific articles, thanks. 2. You're trying hard to trigger me. You won't.
  26. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    It is going to be a glorious day when Ohio State loses its final two games to Michigan State and Michigan. I hope they get dropped from the rankings altogether, and they start next year at 25 in the preseason ranking. What a stupid easy schedule they have.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I read it the first time you posted it. It's not a well written article, to be sure, but the little content it does have is troubling to me. I find the whole premise of the article ridiculous for two reasons: 1. Making general statements like "all religious kids are jerks" is not productive...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Wow. Thanks!
  29. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Keep up. I already said that my kids go to public school until grade 7, when they have an excellent opportunity to go to a private school that is one of the best in the country. Why are you being so obtuse?
  30. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Will Memphis be ranked next week?
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    Parent Thread

    Yeah, that's where I'm at. If I have to compromise my own beliefs in order to make others happy in what I'm teaching my children, I'm probably not going there. I guess we hope for consistency and honesty. Especially honesty.
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    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Montreal getting shit done.
  33. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    No kidding. Alabama is going to run away with this.
  34. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Somewhat of a shitshow by LSU offense. 1 rushing yard. Really?
  35. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Right? They shouldn't be in the top 8. Not with that schedule.
  36. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    Please, sweet baby Jesus. Let Ohio State lose.
  37. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    TCU exposed. Florida barely survived. Michigan looking sharp. Clemson taking control now. What a fun week!