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I heard garlic works well as a suppository, too.

I want to try it once. I have no desire to make it a regular thing, though perhaps it will be so delicious I won't be able to resist doing it more. dunno. It's just kind of intriguing.

You fuck retards? Dude, that's not cool.

You people don't like kids much, do you?

Ahhh, the old Sophie's choice route. Hadn't thought of that. I'd save a bundle in financing, though.

You're an inspiration to teenagers everywhere.

Wow, it's almost like everything he says can be refuted with research. That's remarkable!

Took care of the vasectomy, still have a beard. What now, mother fucker. WHAT NOW?

Kuriin, I'm considering getting a pick up as a second vehicle, but I have five kids, so I almost always have at least a couple with me. Do you think it's worth the extra money to get a crew-cab?

Not ping pong, but close enough.

Everything is different in different school districts. My youngest is at a "Magnet" school. That means it's a public school with a specialised curriculum. This one has a what's called a "traditional" curriculum. Lots of reading, writing, and arithmetic. The specific curriculum isn't all...

Bwahahahahahaha. I'd rep you, but, you know...

I had fish and chips last night, too. Now I'm a bit tingly in my crotch. Are these things related?

My kids go to public schools. They're not even the greatest schools. However, a public school plus ACTIVE PARENTING to provide them with additional educational opportunities, such as music lessons, sports teams, required reading, monitoring their internet usage, keeping them away from...

Every time I see a foam on my plate I think "why was my cat on the table?"

That's a pretty sporting hat in your avatar. Where would you get one of those?

I heard only the cool chefs use it, now, and they make fun of the ones who don't do it. Until next week, when the cool chefs will make fun of the chefs who figured out how to use it, but the cool ones have moved on to hibachi cooking. I don't bother myself much with what's popular...

We need an asshat category. For people who try to be the biggest faggot, but fail on every level to deliver.

I hate Ohio State.

That's a fair point. Except Texas isn't ranked in the top 10.

lol Ohio State. Most over rated program in the country.

That's Oliva Blu, I'm told.

See, I disagree with this. Camping or not, there are skills that I think the Boy Scouts can teach you. I've never been one, but I know plenty right now, and I see what they do. There are leadership skills learned, coping skills, and the knot work alone will be useful every year when you tie...

Apparently there's a legal way around that, but I couldn't stay in a conversation with these folks long enough to find out what that was. I know I'm being judgemental, but these folks are in-your-face Libertarians who speak with absolute disdain about everything they don't believe in (which is...

This is so cool. What the heck is that? Anyone have a story behind this? And that is bloody hilarious. oblig.

I know parents who do that, they claim it works. Oddly, they have a lot of stains on their carpet. Here's one that is unfucking believable to me. They're "unschooling." That's right. They're not sending their child to school. This is a real thing. Unschooling - Wikipedia, the free...

Yup. My wife and I both looked at each other in disgust when everyone burst into wild applause for her.

That line is actually in the book.

Undercooked chicken has vastly worse consequences than undercooked beef.

That scares the crap out of me. Not sure I could bring myself to eat sous vide chicken unless done by a pro with pro equipment...

What, your kids didn't come out with instruction manuals? Guess we just got lucky.

Hahaha, run back called back on penalty. Clearly, that's going to be the reason they lost tomorrow.