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I'm jelly. That's a nice saw. You should cut something, just because you can.

Interesting article about Brodeur/Roy/Hassek comparison here: http://www.greatesthockeylegends.com...-greatest.html

I like my jimmies. I like rustling my jimmies. However, if you'd like to give my jimmies a rustle, I might be convinced to let you.

Curious. And not altogether clear.

Why does keg have so many internets? I only ever see him complaining about something around here. :shrugs:

Audible eaters. Seriously. Think for a fucking second, you low life. No one wants to hear you orally processing food. It's just bloody disgusting. Close your mouth, and chew in a way that doesn't resemble a dog. Same goes for gum. Imagine how pleasant it is to sit beside you on a plane...

Chicago is unreasonably good. They're fun to watch.

Here's an example of how to be a douche.

Yeah, I've played that game, too. I'm certainly not proud of it, though.