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    Lance Armstrong To Confess?

    Dear Famm (see how I spelled your name correctly, there? It makes me look smarter than trying to come up with a stupid misspelling of your name that contains a bad pun), I'm so very sorry you don't share my view. It is not, however, ill informed, nor is it an opinion formulated from...
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    Lance Armstrong To Confess?

    Glad you're confident in your information. Perhaps you could find a more pleasant way to address me. Until you do so, I urge you, at your earliest convenience, to go and fuck yourself. Sincerely, Dirk
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    Lance Armstrong To Confess?

    Yeah. Combine your post and mine, and be sure serious. This is a complex thing. He's done some really good things. He's done some really bad things. Clearly we should focus on the bad. And the good. Then, let's all dance. And I mean a slow fucking dance. Hands on ass.
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    Things you couldn't live without.

    Boobies to look at.
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    Lance Armstrong To Confess?

    Okay, this debate is getting silly. Let's review some things: This guy had a major fight with cancer, and won. Good for him. This guy started an organization that is amazing, and does a lot of very good things for a lot of people. Rather than tarnish it, he stepped away from it when the...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    This thread has inspired me to make tacos for dinner tonight. Of course, I started the meat in the slow cooker this morning...
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Be suspicious if your partner wants you to get "oiled up."
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Boil the Frog

    I figured it would just say that Tiffany was an anal cunt, and call it done.
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    Lance Armstrong To Confess?

    I think Lance and Oprah will likely just have sex on camera. Afterward, she'll look straight into the camera, and say, "He took the little blue pill. Typical." And he'll look into the camera and say, "Sorry." The media will rejoice in this athlete's integrity, as he apologized for taking...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Try cooking both chicken and beef some time, and just get her to try a little of the beef. If she doesn't like it, and it is well cooked, you have full license to punch her in the vagina.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Anyone have a good methodology for making fresh Mozzarella? I'm interested in giving this a shot.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    No reason not to try something new. I have a variety of ways I do ribs, slow cooker, smoker, flame, oven. This is worth trying IMO.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Try this rib recipe. I'm not kidding, it's magic in your mouth (the good kind). http://www.channel4.com/4food/recipe...rt-ribs-recipe
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Reminds me of my last girlfriend.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Final slow mo for the day
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    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    I'm a Leafs fan. They were closest to me growing up. I love the team, I hate the way it is currently run. Just changing the GM isn't going to turn them into a good team, that's for sure. I am certain that from day one of this season, the Leafs will be inconsequential, and won't make the...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Another one?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Here's some more slow mo.
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    What do you do?

    I am the urinal cake distribution manager for the entire MidWest.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Boil the Frog

    Yes. You just won the internet.
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    Free Photoshop and CS2

    Damn. No free Photoshop, then?