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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Not a fan of the runny yolk fried egg. Plus the velvety texture of the scrambled eggs is great with the crispy muffin, and the flavour is nice with the salmon. Just a preference thing, I guess.
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    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    Dude, the season is lost. I have zero faith they're going to get it together in time. And, at this point, what would it be, a 30 game season?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I've actually worked as a chef earlier in my life. I love, love, love cooking, and I love cooking fresh, so I do a lot of vegetarian. Not tonight, though. I'm making a full-on sushi/sashimi meal. Very festive, no? Christmas morning breakfast, I make smoked salmon (smoked it today) on...
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    Does Goliath still have a penis?

    After an evening spent with Goliath
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Star Trek: Discovery

    I didn't know that, but boy does that ever answer a lot of questions about modern television. I've worked for a lot of years at watching Star Trek. Over the course of more than a decade, I have now seen every episode of TOS TNG DS9 Voyager Enterprise That's a lot. Here are a couple...
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    Coffee thread

    I don't like French press coffee. I know it is popular, but I just don't like the...texture? of it. It's hard to put my finger right on it, but I think it is because it contains significantly more oil than drip or steam coffee. If you're the type to roast your own beans, check out this...
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    Does Goliath still have a penis?

    "Say hello to my little friend."
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    Does Goliath still have a penis?

    I think most guys only require any two of those three qualifications, actually.
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    Garage Door Openers

    Makes no difference. Both are equally secure.
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    Does Goliath still have a penis?

    As Soy started this thread, should we be suspicious of his penis? Has it been inverted? I bet he'd be a handful in the bedroom. I may be speaking out of my ass. It has happened before. (Speak, O toothless wonder.)
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    Garage Door Openers

    Screw drive is a lot quieter. If your garage is below a room, that might be a consideration. Screw drive also has a bit more upkeep - you have to lube the screw drive auger periodically, the chain drive ones you can pretty much ignore for almost ever. Also, with a screw drive you aren't as...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    American Chopper

    I know, right? I've tried to follow Nub online. That guy is ridiculously talented. I would really prefer that Mikey not be part of it. He's a no-talent "artist," hasn't got his shit together, and really isn't that funny. I think he's got potential, as he's clearly not stupid, but he has...
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    American Chopper

    I'm willing to bet the show gets retooled and comes out in a somewhat new format this fall. It was on for ten years, and that's not a bad run. Senior produces the show, and he has lost favour with virtually all the fans - he has come off looking so incredibly bad, I'm willing to bet he decided...
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    Best Grub

    QFT Looks like the kind of bullshit you'd find in an airport.
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    Best Grub

    Cool thread. I don't eat out much anymore. I find I can prepare food much more to my own tastes at home. For example, grilled chicken with fresh peaches on a salad: But, if I have to pick something from a restaurant, hm...There's a restaurant here that is called "Corndance," and they...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That's some really good camouflage!
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    Happy 12/21/12 guys

    If the world ends, I think Fedor gets named God.
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    Would you want to know?

    Nope, wouldn't want to know. I'd choose to continue having faith, and find passion in what I do. I simply can not abide an apathetic existence.
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    Do you sneak into movies?

    Damn. I must be dumb. I've never thought to bring a couple of beers into a movie. I'm going to do this next week when I watch the Hobbit. I'll report back on the awesomeness.
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    Do you sneak into movies?

    You know, I've never even watched two movies on one ticket. Watching two movies in a row would just be too much for me. I'd need to run laps of the theatre between films.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    ^^It's also possible to "re-animate" some nervous systems. If they get hit with certain things, like vinegar, they appear to be alive again for a while. Could you eat this? Oblig. gif
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    Do you sneak into movies?

    I've never sneaked in , nor have I ever seen evidence of anyone else doing it. I had no idea this was such a thing.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Erection Day, Smoke the Polls with Cock Suffrage!

    I like big dicks, and I can not lie. You otha brotha's can't deny, that when you click a thread with a big dick spread and a nut sack in your face, You get sprung. Seriously, I don't think it's a big deal to have dicks outside of spoilers.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    This shit is unbelievable.
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    Christmas gift ideas?

    I know people will make fun of me, but one of the things I did for family and friends this year was make jam. So very easy to do, and very inexpensive. For about 30 bucks I made gifts for more than a dozen people. Fresh jar of jam, and a small loaf of bread. Simple to do (any idiot can...
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    What do you do?

    I am both a cat farmer and an professional handjob artist. The pay is phenomenal.
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    Lurkers (reloaded)

    Look at that lazy fuck! (Sorry, I think that's the best line in the whole video)
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    Lurkers (reloaded)

    I thought honey badger didn't care?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Dude. You so spoiled that for me.
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    Have you cheated?

    I don't know if I'm a freak, or what. I've never cheated, nor have I had the urge to do so. I'm very content in my marriage. Have always been. And when I was dating, I just didn't have the urge to step out. Who knows why. It probably proves I'm a lower level human, or some such shit.