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Don't quit your day job as a cardiac surgeon just yet, @Sadre Spinegnawer. If there's incentive to multibox in your game then you've already lost by design (literally). Attempting to limit/restrict boxing after the fact will only earn you the contempt and resentment of your players, those who...

Reeks of Albion Online just with less cartoonish graphics. Euros can't help but to make the same shit game every time.

lol the music industry still living in denial for 20+ years. Also, watching people play videogames rots your brain.

Then light my pants on fire because they just can't. Even annoying tricks like gating content via keys/attunes or narrowly applicable non-solutions like procedural generation only delay the inevitable, that player consumption will always outpace dev production. God might have created the world...

Bartle wrote about this problem like 15 years ago. https://www.gamasutra.com/view/feature/2157/soapbox_why_virtual_worlds_are_.php

Who wants to live forever?

Any dev who'd actually want to play their own game is in the wrong line of work.

Holy shit, @Lumi is right about something for once. Maybe the world is ending after all... Friendly fire on AoE and projectiles (though I can imagine this making their region servers shit the bed in larger engagements) would go a long way toward mitigating the blob problem. I haven't touched...

Not gonna reach this level of immersion no matter what they do anyway.

This entire genre is creaking under the weight of 25-year old game systems. All paths in an ARPG inevitably lead to the same destination, flying there on autopilot while everything on the screen is autogibbed and the fraction of loot that isn't garbage is autocollected. Wake me when we land.

single motherhood strikes again

If you were actually familiar with the platform then you'd realize that you and your normal friends with the 10 viewers between you aren't representative of it and you're certainly not the reason it still exists. Instead, it's the degenerates being discussed in this thread who're really driving...

shut up, you enabling faggot

I don't know anything about any of these retarded streamers, but I'd just like to take a moment to say that "Stivitybobo" has got to be, hands down and without a doubt, the dumbest fucking name I've ever heard in my entire life.

And the uncanny valley of gameplay grows ever deeper. Can't wait to explore this exciting, hyper-immersive future as the same decades-old camera on a stick driven by a D-pad and some buttons.

Makes sense that a fur suit instructional vid would be popular among the Emirati when you consider their other degenerate pastimes like shitting on the chests of foreign hookers.

Because Elon Musk built his empire by sitting in front of a webcam playing videogames, huh.

Kinda hard to feel sympathy for someone repeatedly choosing to place themselves into an environment which they already knew from past experience worsens their underlying problems.

Blizzard pretending to give a shit by cracking down is just a means to earn them more subs (additional accounts to circumvent caps) while putting on a show for all their disheartened little toadies. That's about as cold-hearted, bottom-line as it gets.

For over 15 years now, retards have assumed that WoW can be dethroned simply by making a better version of it because they don't realize that, for better or worse, WoW is the apotheosis of the entire genre. This belief is tragically comic and akin to the mistaken notion that a system can be...

Bitch please...

Hitching or not, that gameplay is dogshit.

HOAX GAME!!!

You took it up the rear admirably alright.

Blasphemer.

Might as well be the tagline for 99% of the shit out there.

Why, so they can just close up shop again like the cheese-eating surrender monkeys they are?

Nostalrius was 5 years ago. The last big pserver (LH Northdale) had higher concurrent and no queues even on launch. Other technical issues were at least transient instead of built-in a la leeway and spell batching.

The Horde, came out on 3DO first.

From the sound of your mewling it never left your ass.

Blizzard didn't make that video, retards.

Yeah, totally plausible that many people caught it months ago, as the most densely populated hubs in the country are only now having a problem with it. jerkoff.gif

The sequel (god forbid) entering production.

It's more pity than hate, and if you were capable of feeling either then you wouldn't be so quick to excuse someone who celebrates living in self-imposed squalor.

If some deranged fan were to murder this guy I'd consider it a mercy killing.