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  1. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    So I took time off since the wife is out of town to play this more. 16 hours later, I got Godrick down and am back cleaning stuff I missed or skipped before that point. I have not pulled an all nighter for a game in years. This may be the best action game I have ever played. Couple nitpicks...
  2. Phazael

    Favorite Awesome and Absurd Action Movies

    Lots of movies in this category, but I will narrow down my top five: 1) Big Trouble in Little China 2) Dusk til Dawn 3) Last Action Hero 4) The Seventh Day 5) Last Man Standing
  3. Phazael

    The person you miss the most.

    Get out while you can. They will, no joke, turn your wife against you.
  4. Phazael

    The person you miss the most.

    Agro mechanics were based on a number of factors, of which actual spell damage was one of the least impactful. Anything diseased based and long duration (things DC had quite specifically) generated massive amounts of more agro and the one tick of damage kept you bumped on the hate list. DC was...
  5. Phazael

    The person you miss the most.

    @Lejina Yeah that nerf to DC almost made me quit the game, as it was literally the one thing we had at the time. I remember them trying to nerf CD the same way, but it broke the game in too many other ways so they gave up. By the time I packed it in (end of PoP) we were nothing but a low rent...
  6. Phazael

    The person you miss the most.

    I played a Shadow Knight all through EQ. The old SK boards used to love making fun of how much Rangers complained, especially given our class was forever shit on by the devs. @Lejina can confirm this, as I think he posted on those boards under the same handle back in the day, if I am not...
  7. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    This. Even the trash enemies are doing feints and cancels in this game. And the autotracking attacks/pivots are dialed up to 11 even compared to DS3.
  8. Phazael

    Ghostbusters : Afterlife

    They put that black girl in, but it did not feel shoe horned (like carniverous plant one name bitch as MJ / Chani for example) and nothing felt out of place for a dead end midwestern town. They also never once brought up race this or that, plus the only "couple" were the white mom and the white...
  9. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Look faggot, we bopth know you post videos and snarky memes all the god damn time. That is not even up for debate. Seriously, get mental health help before you take anyone else down with you.
  10. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Its not puzzling. Its amazing. You constantly use random memes and You Tube vids in your verbal vomit posts, but a three minute clip that pretty much sums up the core of the point he was trying to make is somehow a bridge too far for someone else? Your blind double standards are amazing. How...
  11. Phazael

    Resident Alien

    The woke girl power episode was a low point, but it really climbed from there. Cautiously optimistic this season pays off as well as the last.
  12. Phazael

    Sex with Hitler

    If Elden Ring had not released this year, this might have gotten GOTY.
  13. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I have not had a ton of time to play this, so way behind most of you guys. Clearing minibosses and overland bosses, while lighting camps, has been most of what I have done. Gakked the gold halberd horse asshole around L27, cleared the sea castle to the south with the berserk 2h sword werewolf...
  14. Phazael

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I recreated so many of my fav arcade games (and even made a pinball emulation of Centaur on it) on this glofifed hunk of shit. Holy Memberies, this was my first PC at 13 and my parents saved hard for it as combined Xmas and BDay gift. I was not upset in the slightest. The bullshit I had to...
  15. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah those guys are bastards with odd timing heh. My dumbest death was before I understood how undead worked and I walked over a corpse only to have it stand up and immediately backstab me.
  16. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    If you are that close to it, may as well go golden. I am somewhat early in (wandering around like a retard plus wife is monopolizing the PS5) and the vendor Halbert has been pretty solid for mounted and foot combat. I swap in the spear or katana thing situationally for some enemies. (Katana...
  17. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Getting a real Sam Da Man vibe off of that overcomplex setup.
  18. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    The non linear nature combined with hand crafted areas (rather than proceedural shit) and encounters gives this game the same feeling I had the first time I played FO3. Go off to do one thing, but get sucked into exploring and being side tracked constantly. Great game that appeals to casuals...
  19. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    This. I raked in tons of Runes and the assassin derps were easy to smoke with a L12 Wretch with the heater shield and halberd. Guard counter completely wrecks them.
  20. Phazael

    The person you miss the most.

    It's not inconceivable that he got two Worfs to the back of the head, given his hobby of digging into the Clinton China connection. But Chuk is actually probably right on this, or someone with three letters quietly told him to fuck off from these boards if he wanted to retain his job as a...
  21. Phazael

    The person you miss the most.

    Some of the old names: Raistin, Fedor, and now Lithose. I even miss Hodge at times.
  22. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    And yet, you still choose to apply the term to those of us who oppose your degenerate behavior in this very same thread. No one here is afraid of you and your kind, not directly. We fear for the well being of others around you who cannot defend themselves, but that is not the same thing. You...
  23. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    The whole term transphobia is bullshit as well. Its not fear, but rather disgust/aversion. The term (along with homophobia, ect) is meant to imply weakness on the part of those who reject degeneracy and is one of many in the arsenal of made up words the whole alphabet/shitlib/nihilist...
  24. Phazael

    Alien: Covenant (2017)

    Yeah it was like some big 6 or 8 legged gilamonster looking dino that had natural immunity to the acid if I recall, they showed it once or twice in flashbacks in the comics.
  25. Phazael

    Alien: Covenant (2017)

    In the Earth War comic series and one other it was implied that they were basically super efficient at metabolizing anything. In fact they ended up on earth because there was a thing called "Xeno Zip" that was like a miracle drug the corps wanted them for. Same sources also filled in backstory...
  26. Phazael

    Dark Souls

    I think a number of the art and model assets for Demons Souls 6th archstone wound up being used as bosses in later games. Theres a bunch of You Tube vids on the subject.
  27. Phazael

    Dark Souls

    Might be able to get there even faster if you have the key starting item, assuming you can beat Havel. Burg-> Tower down to Havel just before Taurus > Skirt Hydra area > Back door demon to smith > Buy Crest > Sif if I recall. I think I did that once because I wanted the two hander for a...
  28. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    News flash, so are you. And if you are not going to cross dress worth a shit, why bother with the nail polish at all? Half assed like your Christianity, Dick-Chopping, musical hobby, and just about everything else in your life.
  29. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    This. That looks like meth hooker level of nail polish application.
  30. Phazael

    Street Fighter 6

    SF5 was so bad that even as a casual, I have zero interest in this game. I was not that especially fond of SF4, but it sort of grew on me after a while and then SF5 managed to shit all over the things I liked about that game.
  31. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I have found that unless you are abusing MLGS cheese (my favorite), spear and shield was the biggest easy mode in the game. Granted, no piece weapon got up to the ridiculousness of a maxed out Wing Tipped Spear from Demons Souls, but if your timing sucks and you just want to choo choo your way...
  32. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Tell me you only use two hand STR builds without telling me you only use two hand STR builds.
  33. Phazael

    Horizon 2: Forbidden West

    Wife is playing this as we speak. Gameplay seems rock solid and not as gimicky in some parts as the first. Biggest issue she has is the visuals. Anything involving the open world where you don't have to see Ralph the Malph in Drag version of alloy is excellent and what you expect from a PS5...
  34. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I am going to do what I always do. Figure out where the Moonlight Greatsword is and beeline for that.
  35. Phazael

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    There are tons of middle managers out there who are basically nothing but fucking cock blocking parasites to (good) tech teams. And most of them are terrified because covid induced remote reliance has exposed how utterly fucking useless they are. Hey maybe instead of hiring Lumberg the...
  36. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Building tweaked out builds that would never exist in PvE, stat and gear wise. Chucking acid flasks to nuke gear without actually trying to win, constant framerate tricks for easy backstabs are among the more memorable ones. Mostly, I just don't feel like doing a long clear just so some...
  37. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    DS2- Sinh the poison dragon Rape triplets in the optional area Burnt Ivory King Fume Knight (arguably solo-able but a major PITA unless a specific build) DS3- Friede Demon twins (kind of) Darkeater Midir Arguably the Storm King from the base game if you are not a build that can solo him.
  38. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    There are a couple of bosses in souls games that were designed around having more than one player. They are certainly solo-able, in most cases, but the design intent (and abundant NPC phantom options) make it clear they were meant to be multi-player experiences. In most cases, these are...
  39. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Bengals are in a good position to improve, if they have sound management and coaching. And lets face it, the AFC north is mostly hot garbage right now so they can focus more on what they need in the playoffs. They have Andy Reid figured out and are not vulnerable to a power team like the...