Search results

You're fucking losing it bro.

Hillary is basically running on a platform of a new cold war at this point.

Jenkem will get you totally shitfaced bro.

Everything everyone says equally applies to themselves. Except Tanoomba. He's special.

Are people actually so retarded that they legitimately think there is a sudden epidemic of clowns that are out to injure/attack people? I mean everyone realizes it's just jagoffs dressing as clowns for fun and false reports right? RIGHT? Someone tell me people aren't this fucking stupid.

"Penn State police told Time there were no credible clown threats" No shit

It's even more pathetic when you explain it.

It's really fucking sad when you quote posts from other threads in here just to agree with them.

Bro if she's got a zika baby inside her you should probably just knock her out, tie her to the bed, and then burn outta town and let the hurricane take care of the rest.

And by "burns in eternal hellfire", I of course mean "lives in florida"

Bunk beds? Kids love bunk beds.

I'm sure your belated marriage will be a great comfort to her parents as their grandchild burns in eternal hellfire.

I hope you enjoy the abduction/shotgun marriage you have in your future. Should be a fun reception.

@Soygen When your (bastard)kid is born, will you parent in the same way you modded? Minimal presence only to show up once in a while with a one-line shitpost? If so, I see great things in your kid's future.

Now that's spooky.

Not even a real clown bro. Just a guy dressed as one. Not spooked.

Tanoomba why won't you release your tax returns? Are you afraid it will show the hundreds of dollars you donated to Anita? What are you hiding? Why didn't you pay taxes during 9/11?

They didn't even try to hide the cut. 2/10 not spooked

I legit lol'd. Thanks for that one pal.

The A1A is a really nice drive. Strolling around the historic district is a nice way to spend the afternoon too. I didn't even know you could live on Anastasia, I was under the impression the whole thing was a state park but I guess that's just a portion of it. Hope your shit is ok bro. I'd like...

Cheez its are supposed to be crackers. Grooves are just shitty chips.

Grooves are garbage compared to regular cheez its. I will never buy them again.

Look guys I finally got Tan to tacitly admit that Anita is a lying con-artist

Pls don't deny clownkin their self-identifications. It's very offensive.

Will anybody even be able to tell the difference if a hurricane hits your murderville hobos-with-brains-hanging-out neighborhood?

That's what happens when you support a well known liar and con-artist. Go ahead Tanoomba, make the obvious joke. Teeing it up for you here.

Why do you always make threads titled like this? Are you retarded?

Went to St. Augustine last year but didn't go out to the island. Nice place. I love the beach and historical shit so it was a pretty nice spot to me. Why don't you just hide out in one of the forts bro?

You aren't allowed to attend the shitlord meetings anymore and I'll be forced to tear up your membership card if you vote hillary.

Voted yes and no and rickshaw

Fuck off mooli

im 13 y cant i vote

I avoid all these issues by signing the iPad with the tip of my dick.

That's reasonable people trying to watch the news right fucking now. News networks are doing exposés on racist cartoon frogs for fuck's sake.

2 parts mayo, 2 parts kethcup, 1 part mustard is how I make fry sauce. It's delicious.

Maybe it's that you've been obstinately wrong about it for 3+ fucking years that pisses people off. Maybe it's that every conversation with you devolves into a bullshit semantics argument that pisses people off. Maybe people just think you're a faggot in general. I can't speak for everyone. I...

I dunno man. It sounds like you're being unjustly persecuted to me. Have you tried filing a grievance with the union?

Yes this is exactly what I'm saying. You've cracked the code.