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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Any Freemasons here?

    The only way to get into the actually interesting part of any of these societies is if they seek you out. No random pleb that shows up to join is ever going to reach the upper echelons of chaos magick, boy rape, and cosmic truths.
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    Show Me Your Keychain

    "Cheeze" lol
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    Went to the store yesterday and they just happened to have one bag of these chips. They aren't bad but I probably wouldn't buy them again with cheddar jalapeno and fried pickle chips on the shelf right next to them. Definitely a good flavor to go with a nice brew though.
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    Wu-Tang Name Generator

    Gentlemen Hunter I can't decide if that's cool or just really gay
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    Any Freemasons here?

    He probably didn't rape any boys, at least not as part of free masonry. Everything before the 33rd degree is just fluff to give the organization a good public image.
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    Show Me Your Keychain

    Literally impossible. A vegan diet changes your brain chemistry and makes you a faggot. I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you :(
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    Any Freemasons here?

    Bro do you even watch youtube conspiracy documentaries?
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    Any Freemasons here?

    You know you'll have to have sex with at least one young boy to reach the 33rd degree right? Godspeed good ser.
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    The cheddar jalapeño ones are tasty. Never seen the bacon horseradish but I'd like to try those.
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    Oh look wooly is a literal neckbeard. I am shocked.
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    The first comment points out that she has posted stories in the past saying that one of her sons is suicidal. I wonder why...
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    My teen boys are blind to rape culture Mom publicly shames her sons for "misogyny".
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    The Grand Tour (from the guys in Top Gear)

    Week at a time on fridays.
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    WTF happened to Rerolled

    tl;dr Draegan is a faggot. a_skeleton_03 is less of a faggot. So far. I will edit this post in 4 years when we move again.
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Show Me Your Keychain

    Jason Bourne is a tool specifically designed for killing. He is the bottle opener in this analogy.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I'm starting to get the feeling that the bet thread is just going to be 98% Convo bets. Also just so everyone is aware, I do not follow this shit after I dump it in that thread. So if someone welshes on a bet, it's your responsibility to tag me and let me know.
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    Show Me Your Keychain

    How is carrying a tool specifically designed to open bottles more "frat boy shit" then wasting time developing the skills to open bottles using any object you can find laying around?
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    Show Me Your Keychain

    I do have copies of all your keys now and your IP addresses. Just want to reiterate that. If everyone n this thread could leave their valuables in open, unsecured areas of their homes I'd really appreciate it.
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    Show Me Your Keychain

    Like I'd go to your murderville neighborhood to rob you lol
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    Show Me Your Keychain

    Fun fact: There are services that exist that will copy a key from a photograph and deliver it to you. A+ plus phishing thread Big Bisi.
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    The Twilight Zone

    The Twilight Zone To Serve Man Season: 3 Episode: 24 Air Date: 1962-03-02 GUEST STARS: Lloyd Bochner, Richard Kiel, Joseph Ruskin, Susan Cummings, Hardie Albright The Kanamits, 9 foot tall aliens, arrive on Earth with one lofty goal: To Serve Man. Classic shit
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    The Wire: Greatest Show Ever Made

    The worst season of The Wire is better than the best season of any other TV show.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    The Moral Superiority Thread: How much better are Vegans?

    Testing a new addon in regards to infractions/reports
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    The Moral Superiority Thread: How much better are Vegans?

    This thread is just as gay as i thought it would be. Keep up the good work fellas.
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    The Moral Superiority Thread: How much better are Vegans?

    I don't own a TV or have a facebook account.
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    The Moral Superiority Thread: How much better are Vegans?

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  27. Mario Speedwagon

    The Moral Superiority Thread: How much better are Vegans?

    I feel like I should rickshaw this thread just on principle. It's the proper place for this discussion.
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I don't think I can sanction this bet considering you already have the exact same bet with burnem but with higher stakes. @Ambiturner gains nothing from participating in this bet now so I won't confirm it unless he comes in here and okays it.
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    Just had the cheetos chicken fries. 2/10 total fucking garbage. Probably the first time I have legit wanted to go and demand my money back from a fast food place after receiving what I actually ordered.
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I honestly can't tell the difference between some of these and the regular unis without looking at them side by side
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I read every post in the thread so I don't need you to summarize it for me. There's a zero percent chance I am reading your last two posts and having this argument with you.
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    Mario Speedwagon: Our New Sean

    I just wanted to have my own personal rickshaw thread. I'll need for all my victory laps I'll be taking after my amod term is up.
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Mario Speedwagon: Our New Sean

    It sure is!
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    Mario Speedwagon: Our New Sean

    The tag can be used for any legit request in any thread on the board. People have used it in the sports forum to affirm bets or in other forums for shit like requesting a thread title change. All of that is fine and is how the tag is supposed to be used. You can use the tag in the amod thread or...