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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Moderator Politics Thread

    I will change your name to ChukzombiAstr0 but the font color of Astr0 will be the same as the background so you can't see it unless you highlight it. I doubt any of the other candidates will give you such a generous offer.
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    Moderator Politics Thread

    That's how it happened. He also muttered "casual scum" under his breath as he passed.
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    Moderator Politics Thread

    One time when I was playing on P99, @a_skeleton_02 rode by on his golden mount gifted to him by his GM buddies and spit on me using an /emote. I cried a little.
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    Moderator Politics Thread

    a_skeleton_02 getting out in front of the scandal. That's smart politicking.
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    Moderator Politics Thread

    If elected, I will manually add Tanoomba to everyone's ignore list, thus effectively shadow banning him from the site. After 6 months, I will remove the ignores so we can gaze upon the depths of madness he has sunk to after shouting into an unresponsive void for half a year. 1 like = 1 prayer...
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    How will THIS forum end?

    @chthonic-anemos runs out of steam and stops liking everyone's posts. Everyone sinks into a deep depression, turns to alcohol, beats their wife/tranny life mate, and can't post anymore because they are in prison.
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    Are You Team Taylor or Team Kim?

    As a American Inventor, you obviously don't possess the mental faculties to appreciate the classical beauty of a virginal Aryan Princess like Ms. Swift. No doubt Kim K's belligerent behavior and slop bag ass appeal to your baser sensibilities.
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    Moderator Politics Thread

    @a_skeleton_03 am I allowed to post in this thread? Is like a Super PAC campaign finance loophole thread? I don't want to trigger you bro.
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    The Rock disses his Fast & Furious co-stars...

    I will literally fight you if you ever imply that The Rock's godlike body is anything but natural muscle and baby oil.
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    OH man I forgot about that shit. Damn that was pathetic. Every "product" that draegan tried to create was an obvious rip off derivative of an already established idea that he put zero effort into and depended on the user to create content for him for free. It's really pathetic looking back on...
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    Did Hodj Abuse His Amod Powers?

    If you had the power to ban everyone who accused you of abusing your power, would you abuse it?
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    Do Gay People Have Souls

    So out of control I had to post it twice.
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Do Gay People Have Souls

    a_skeleton_03's homophobia is getting out of control.
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    Do Gay People Have Souls

    a_skeleton_03's homophobia is getting out of control.
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Are You Team Taylor or Team Kim?

    Big Soy wants that Kim K sob job.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    Do Gay People Have Souls

    Gay sex isn't allowed in heaven. They are sent there as punishment. Hell is filled to the brim with sodomy and they would enjoy it too much.
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    Do Gay People Have Souls

    Gays have souls but they go to dog heaven.
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    The Rock disses his Fast & Furious co-stars...

    As an avid fan of the F&F franchise, this news of discord shakes me to my core. Hopefully they can put this behind them and continue to make fantastic movies.
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    Are You Team Taylor or Team Kim?

    Aryan princess Taylor must be defended from mongrel Kardashian scum.
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    I just ate a whole chicken AMA.

    What kind of steroids do you take?
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    Mario Speedwagon for Mod

    It is done gentlemen. I think I have to ask @Soygen to lock this thread now so I'm not violating any campaign finance laws by having two threads.
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    Mario Speedwagon for Mod

    Fucking nazi mod. This is why no one will vote for you.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    Mario Speedwagon for Mod

    Can you do it for me? An important part of my platform is to do as little as possible.
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    Mario Speedwagon for Mod

    If it's what my people want, I cannot shirk my civic duty. I will accept the nomination for amod on the SHITLORD ticket. I can think of no better place to launch my candidacy than the rickshaw.
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    lol Ravvenn

    Working on EQbrowser and transitioning into a woman.
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    I don't remember ever agreeing to a TOS giving draegan rights to sell my content.
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    Happy birthday Kegkilla

    Please make a barmitzvah thread for our little man kegzilla
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    Happy birthday Kegkilla

    I'm going to change my birthday to the current date every day. I'll expect a new thread daily picasso.
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    How many chill pills would be ideal for hodj

    Do they make Adderall in 500mg pills?
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    I didn't know you could contract HIV through your eyes. Thanks Daze.
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    Astr0 is a far better name than Chukzombi anyways. Sounds like something an 11 year old would think is cool.
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    I see what you're saying. It rustles my jimmies and makes me chuckle at the same time. Good moderating.
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    Why does it correct to "Obama-son" instead of "Obama's son"? American Inventors looks pretty stupid. Still makes me giggle though.
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    Aren't they more like tusken raiders than jawas?
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    If this community taught me anything, it's that everyone who says they are a chick is actually a dude and everyone else is a tranny.
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    Remove Tarrant As Temporary Moderator?

    Damn bro what did izo do to you? Take pills off your porch without providing sexual favors?
  37. Mario Speedwagon

    Netsmas in July

    You all disgust me. Inflating your likes illegitimately. Do not like this post fags.
  38. Mario Speedwagon

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    What kind of dipshit keeps a smart phone in their back pocket?
  39. Mario Speedwagon

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Took my phone out of my pocket yesterday and noticed a tiny hairline crack across the screen. You can barely see it when the screen is on but it's just visible enough to rustle me pretty hard. No idea how it happened.