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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Im talking slow and sultry but then the heather deep throat stuff where she would go up and down and swallow the whole cock in like 0.5 seconds. Also she likes to give a lengthwise lick and tiny kisses. That part doesn't do much physical but it adds to the experience.
  2. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't get more or less BJ's now than when we were dating. She never initiates them though so it completely removes the fun. The only plus side is she gives full porn BJ's
  3. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Pretty sure 100% of Cambridge voted Bernie then Hillary.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    What was it like to heal that?
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I'm waiting on last guardian reviews. It's been way way too long coming And I don't mean polygon ever since that fucking doom video
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Whatever i ain't in faggot Cambridge anymore. How's your plastic bag ban?
  7. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Had my first live test today at work, even had to use my clearance. Impressed people and I'm basically killing it here. Been about 2 months and I like it a ton more than working at Akamai. Quality of life is way better too.
  8. Noodleface

    Routers & Other Networking Stuff

    Typical fucking IT client doesn't let people fix it
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    Parent Thread

    There's a girl at the supermarket that wants my dong I'm fairly certain. Always blushes when she sees me and a few times she's skipped large items when checking me out so they're free (I didn't see til later) Brought my son last night and he threw down his charm hardcore on her. Big goofy...
  10. Noodleface

    Routers & Other Networking Stuff

    Picasso you running anything else in the house at 2.4GHz? My WiFi kept going out before and I tracked it to a wireless phone in the house still operating at 2.4GHz. Everytime it rang Internet went down
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    Parent Thread

    Or your kid can pay for it like I did and you'll funny money
  12. Noodleface

    Huge Growing Bump Under Skin

    Reminds me of when I had a boil and the advice I got was to go to the pet store and buy fish antibiotics I guess technically that works but I didn't do it
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    The Walking Dead

    Rosita is smoking
  14. Noodleface

    Routers & Other Networking Stuff

    The dlink is one of the best routers of all time. When you say disconnected is it just WiFi or entire signal?
  15. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    It hindered nothing for us lol It pissed family off to no end with the colors. Just buy them yellow or green, it's no big deal. Or buy blue and if it's a girl who cares.
  16. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Got tossed into 2100 with 6 wins, 1 draw, 3 losses. Lost 5 games in a row and im at like 1900
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ah yeah I don't torrent books lol
  18. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Reforging really is the best option because blizz has no fucking idea what the're doing
  19. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Shut the fuck up everyone knows FFIIIIII is the best
  20. Noodleface

    Keyboards & Mice

    Yeah people used to suggest that for guitar playing
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She doesn't. Good idea though
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Had a friend bring a guitar over for an emergency pre show fix. Apparently he gave it to another friend to fix and the friend gave it to guitar center to fix. He had two 7 string emgs installed with a killswitch and no volume or tone knobs. Whatever they did they charged him 100 bucks and the...
  23. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    A maid would be a present for me
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No fuckin clue what to get my wife, probably books she wants and some clothes. She's very boring.
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    The Last of Us

    Fucking awesome
  26. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wait til I find out if it's a girl or not. If it's a girl it'll shrivel up into my body
  27. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I had two Chinese friends that owned Chinese restaurants (wok n roll and big wong), food was lit
  28. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Meh we cleared heroic EN and norm tov last night. We typically do farm Friday's and progression Mondays
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    Desktop Computers

    Ain't that the fuckin truth
  30. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wouldn't be the first time my dick made someone cry
  31. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Look Mrs G here's where you're at. I posted my dick once for a contest and the other contestant had a literal goblin dick so I had a unanimous victory. I've tried never speaking of it again, I've made jokes, but no matter what someone will always bring it up. Some people here even saved it...
  32. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Let's not forget that msg isn't even bad for you. Just one dude said it was in the 70s and everyone believed him still to this day.
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    Overwatch

    Try windowed full screen mode
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    Keyboards & Mice

    Raided and did dungeons for about 5 hours tonight straight and my left hand got a goddamn work out on the ducky.
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    Parent Thread

    First kid we didn't want to know so until he plopped out we had no idea. So much relief when I saw it was a dude. This time were finding out. I guess the genetic testing my wife is having done has a near 100% accurate prediction of gender so we will be finding out pretty soon.
  36. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I've only worked on hardware and embedded systems and can't really use traditional debuggers. I feel that's one area I lack in. Although I used a hardware debugger almost everyday on pentium processors debugging assembly so I have that.
  37. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We use clear case Fucking clear case. I miss git so bad. Git is how version control should be done.
  38. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I'd almost go as far as to say they cut the health by 35 to 50%
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Normal Helya hilariously nerfed to LFR difficulty level
  40. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I wouldn't trust consensus, he used to post borderline child porn shit and also something about wishing draegans kid was dead