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  1. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't eat Chinese food because it's Chinese. I eat it because it's fucking delicious
  2. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sorry man my wife doesn't have sandpaper hands so it feels good still. I ain't got no problem with a quality handy
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not every day but the occasional handy feels good
  4. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Haha I told my wife I saw it. She wants a girl. God. Fuck my life if it's a girl.
  5. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Gotta vent for a second here. So we're in our first month of early intervention. He's meeting with people 4x a week. I'm told 'insurance covers this 100%' Today I get a bill for $1500 for a 17 days. It includes each visit at $90,and some other ones that were like $300 when the team all came...
  6. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    OK Phazael since you posted a pic I won't make fun of you anymore, I do get a little rustled when my son is called a fuck trophy because my wife is practically the best mother a kid could ask for minus cleaning. Also I've posted my dick here before Also I posted a video of me playing guitar...
  7. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    To be fair I didn't know If Phazael was morbidly obese or skinny. Nerds tend to sit on one extreme or another. The fact that they spend all day in bed eating pistachios I assume it's obesity
  8. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Ritley is my boy
  9. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I was talking about Portuguese chourico not that Mexican horse shit
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Schwing schwing
  11. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    We run... Uh... Let's see Tuesday Wednesday is a small group that does through heroic EN at least. Thursday another alt group does normal en. Friday and Monday we do heroic EN, normal tov, and heroic ToV progression
  12. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    How is linguica hipster? It's sort of like chourico
  13. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    The best pizza toppings are either linguica or Buffalo chicken Pepperoni is a topping for baby's
  14. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I wanted to do mythic but no one else really did so I just went with it
  15. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Stuff like frame rate and lack of shadows really strike me
  16. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yes but not mythic. I meant 2 days a week in mythic is very tight and is going to cause people to lose their shit easier
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    a_skeleton_02 could you get any worse
  18. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't really call them pies and I'm like 83% Italian
  19. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    OK Elizabeth Warren Most of us are in our 30s or 40s and married or were married or in a_skeleton_02 case a closeted gay black man. I wouldn't worry too much about your looks here. In general most people would take great and disgusting pleasure in reading of your sexcapades. Once in a...
  20. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I think at 2 days you run the risk of people getting even more mad at eachothrer
  21. Noodleface

    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Talk to zalere and blackteaz because usually they form the raids up if I'm not there
  22. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Also. I built a beastly gaming pc awhile ago so maybe that plays into it but I don't think the graphics are very good
  23. Noodleface

    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Werd I'll check it tonight
  24. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    And people called me crazy
  25. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hopefully my only black friend Mr G is smiling down from heavens
  26. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I have two in my town that are the exact same style and taste miles apart. One might be retarded though because his calzone was literally a pizza flipped on its second half. Depressing
  27. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I just can't fathom putting a cardboard domino's ketchup pizza next to a local chains pizza and saying they're the same. One places uses mostly fresh ingredients and the other probably freezes everything a month in advance.
  28. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    We opted out last time but since it's only 10 weeks along they can't really do much. I saw the tiny head and saw the heart beating. That was enough for me to get slightly emotional in a weird and corny way.
  29. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Who's the super taster now bitch
  30. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    I guess i just found it pointless to go manual when it doesn't even let me drive where I want besides just in a general direction. For the Dlc I must not have downloaded it, I did redeem it. For wait combat its just not really my jam but Ill give it a go. I just haven't been hooked yet...
  31. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    It's very weird, I want to get into it more before I really decide. The car is fucking dumb. What's the point of manual if you can't do anything? I redeemed Masamune but where is it? Fighting is ok but a bit neurotic. Not gonna do wait mode, sound like it will take forever. Wow quests...
  32. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tarrant please stop trolling in grown up forum
  33. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Met my next kid on the ultra sound today, my son met them too. Was cool shit.
  34. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I don't get mad at anyone trying, everyone starts somewhere. You've been to my raids man, I try to let everyone join and have fun. I wish I were a druid for M+
  35. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Siebel is fucking awful
  36. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The fuck man if my wife said she'd want to fuck I'd instantly shut down the game @ZyyzYzzy would know what happened now
  37. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Unless you're fucking at that very moment you find a way to leave. If that's your jam I mean. I ain't like that.
  38. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If I were a single man and a woman sent me a pic like that there would be no question about sealing a deal because I would have instantly driven over to seal it. No amount of obligations would've stopped me