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  1. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Been about a year wearing glasses now. Definitely picked wrong frames for my head so went back today and just did the contact exam too. It's weird looking in the mirror and not looking like a dork. I think the frame left permanent indents in the bridge of my nose.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The rerolled boys and some carries did 4x mythic last night, very underwhelming. I did wipe those fucks on the train in grimrail depot though, hah fags
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    Dark Souls 3

    Guys plz buy our stupid controller
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I almost ordered one the other day but I didn't. I'll get one this week and report in on my poop color
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Kuriin how you tryna leave it right there Was the taste worse or better than you thought
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    We used to make antidotes do it haha, too bad he was healing
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Yeah I mean if someone truly wants to tank and you don't want to, that's fine. But you played like a guy that's been doing it for years. Considering it was the first time both you or I tanked the place and we're just going off quick instructions I think we did alright. Also I've always done...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Oh they got me pffftftftft
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    DOOM

    Quake 2 had an awesome soundtrack bro
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Man that actually sounds like something they need to do. Why would they joke about that?
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Amycus you did good! On trash.i can't pull aggro from you so I'm gonna have to work on that haha.
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Good raid, 7 bosses down. We had some pretty hard carries, so that helped. Could definitely use healers showing up next week. 9pm Friday EST again.
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    April Fool's 2016

    Alex Trebec came out today wearing no pants
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    I grew up with a guy that used to eat his own. Said he didn't want to waste it....
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Only one paladin change Paladin Look. We already gave you guys Ashbringer. Isn't that enough?
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Monk, Warrior, Paladin, Druid, Death Knight, and I think Demon Hunter?
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    He was born in the USA but his family came straight from Kenya so that might explain it. Dude smells rancid all the way from a young age until high school was over. He smelled like he didn't know what a deodorant stick was
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    If you think I am going to tank side-by-side with a filthy animal you've got another thing coming
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Someone should have child-proofed that bitch in dear zachary
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Do you think in heaven all pizza rolls are cooked to perfection - or do you have a choice? I really hope McCheese can have all the cold pizza rolls dipped in ranch that he wants.
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Yeah my wife sucked my balls and gave my shaft tiny kisses and all I could think was "did she learn that from cum guzzlers 36 scene 3?"
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Someone track down Poid!!! CARINO!!!! He was logged into the forum today, but he hasn't posted since like july last year
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    DOOM

    I don't care what people say, i'm buying it. If it sucks, it sucks, but I cannot let a reboot of a game that along with Wolfenstein got me started on FPS games get away from me.
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    everybody likes their own brand it is known
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    DOOM

    So Ut have you already bought it or are you waiting until lunch break on release day?
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Negative All those things are stupid Everything
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    My one black friend smells like BO
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's good news (mostly) Tarrant, glad that worked out. Obviously sad to hear everything that has happened to your wife and what she's put you through. How's the little dude taking it?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    He is immortalized now
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Ive used elvui since wotlk and never looked back. I just grab a few extra add-ons like dbm and an ah mod.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    So it shall be done
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    To clarify, I dont really care whether they leave in content or not. I do think it is cool when you have gear or have done content that is no longer accessible, adds a bit of personal uniqueness. I'm not one of those guys all about gear and I don't sit out in Org or wherever in my cool...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Khane you're kicked out of the raid, this was the last straw!!
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    Bloodborne

    Dude you only lasted 17 minutes, what kind of shitlord are you
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I'm really sorry you guys bought into the 4k hype super early and overpaid when there's no real 4k content but you don't need to take it out on us, if my money bags offend you I am sorry.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    If McCheese doesn't post here by noon I'm changing him to Zombie McCheese
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    It doesn't piss me off, I just understand why the content is removed and I enjoy that.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I actually would like it if they became heirlooms but were unable to be obtained if you missed the quest. That would be cool shit. This game has everything so easily accessible to every little shithead. Having unique stuff like that is what makes a game great.
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    I don't know about thousands but I'm not foolish enough to believe my dick was the first in there
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    My wife sucks dick like a Porn Star too, she's never seen a Porn ever though (prude and naive when we met) I told her about it and she was really confused. Natural talent Bros