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  1. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I guess the joke went over some people's heads That was McCheese's famous line
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    Home buying thread

    After talking with some financial professionals, refinancing right now isn't a good idea for us. Instead I'm throwing additional money at the principal balance every month to get us closer to 20% equity. Thanks for the help bros
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    someone call poid up it would be friday at 9pm est if some were so inclined. Since I don't know the instance at all (done a couple bosses on lfr), I wouldn't feel comfortable puggging many people so I would be looking for rerolled bros
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    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    With the kids and the garages you should just hide with a paintball gun and blast them. What are they gonna do, go to the cops?
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    I'd do hfc normal if people actually wanted to, but I have a feeling there aren't enough. I'll add you if I remember next time I'm on or if you're on more than me just add my battle tag from my sig
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Can't tell if trolling I've always been a once a day sort of guy, unless it's sex where I think 2 is my limit
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Just give him the tag line "don't show your boner until you're ready to bone her"
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    Onoes made a lan party desk and wants to sell it.

    Yeah they give you a receipt that says "it was worth this much" and you hand it to your tax professional (if you have one). If you get audited as long as you have that slip you're ok. I know when you donate to salvation army they give you a printout for taxes.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    heh heh
  10. Noodleface

    Onoes made a lan party desk and wants to sell it.

    fuck it, disassemble it before donating to that slut
  11. Noodleface

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Ok lyrical, next question is how did you use two hitachis on your dong? Was it like those automatic feeders for batting cage balls where you put one on each side and were hoping to launch it into outer space?
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    Onoes made a lan party desk and wants to sell it.

    Ah that's cool. i'd say donate and write it off your taxes too. Library, church, school
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Oh yeah, friday at 9 on horde for sure We held a vote and horde won, as hoped
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Im gonna do one up on friday nights probably at 9 EST Maybe Mon/Wed if there is more interest
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    Onoes made a lan party desk and wants to sell it.

    How was the cooling on this? I imagine fans on the floor wouldn't do a whole lot and the center would be an inferno
  16. Noodleface

    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    $5k of damages sounds pretty severe. I wonder if you could put a game hunter camera near your car that they couldn't see and catch them.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Had pizza today, all pizza is exactly the same
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    Dark Souls 3

    Was that an invasion? It looked ilke an arena with 900 people battling
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Between this, shilling rock hard weekend, and 4 hour bones I don't even know what the hell is going on
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    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    I would call the local usps. Those guys seriously do not fuck around with people tampering with mail. The inspectors even carry guns. They might be able to best advise you or might look into it.
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Ok dude you are on some different level of masturbation than me
  22. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I would take it as a solid internship to put on your resume, but I would still look for permanent work as you work there. Internship -> Hire would be a red flag for me personally - not saying it won't happen, but if I don't have anything in writing I am looking for something new.
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    Home Improvement

    jet fuel cant melt tough stumps
  24. Noodleface

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Well yeah I get that.. but I'm specifically asking about this dick hole. Is that documented? Or is this some tongue-in-cheek joke?
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    Dark Souls 3

    At 1:12 I saw some shitlord chug an estus Some things never change
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Sure but I feel my complaints are mostly valid. Hers were like "oh my God they asked me to stay late today"
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    I don't need lube when I rub one out. I know some guys do but I just don't. We use it for sex sometimes. Asking in the most scientific way possible, what do you mean by you had a hole in the dick? Isn't an erection over 4 hours a serious medical issue? Priaprism? I've just never been one...
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    So we got one guy jerking off to his parents and another dude asking his dad why his dick is raw. I guess I grew up fairly normal. On that topic i do not use lube when rubbing one out.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Well I need to do those reps to get flying. At that point I am never going to Tanaan ever again
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    Dark Souls 3

    Basically the xboner guys have a reduced difficulty right now but actually it's about par for the course because only shit heads that are bad at games buy xboners. All of that is in the link even the last part
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Sorry if I come off like a complainer, just working a really shitty job with a wife and a kid that depend on you gets to me sometimes.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Been doing the Tanaan dailies for the rep because its helping me gear up along with checking out the "missed content" and my God this shit is soul sucking. They did Sabrestalker rep right, why did they do the other two so shitty? I was gonna do them on multiple chars but one is enough for me...
  33. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Its a good company to work for with good benefits. My particular job here i do not enjoy one bit. I did the exact same job at Emc and loved it.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Making a move was the right decision, this company was not
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Lendarios knows a lot about me
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    My role is changing for sure. I'm waiting because if I leave I have to pay my bonus back (prorated)
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    Dark Souls 3

    Don't forget with prime the regular game is 20% off if you pre-order. I just remembered this lovely feature. I work, so not going to a midnight release, but I get release day shipping free anyways.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I actually despise going into work now. I'm finding myself doing less and less actual work and just finding ways to bullshit myself through things. I probably look like the worst employee but this place has sucked me dry. Doing no real development, just turning knobs at this point. People keep...
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    Wii U No More

    I was that guy with a 32x, a Sega CD, and a Jaguar. A Jaguar
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    Health Problems

    It does suck but it's kind of idiotic to go on a christian mission to India (in the worst, bathing in human feces areas) when you're type 1 diabetic. We aren't even sure she was vaccinated.