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I dunno man let's not sugar coat it, with triplets life might be over for a little bit. Congrats! Also did a triple take on the pic, thought the two on the right were joined at the arm

my exit interview is at like 9am on the last friday, really hoping they're just like 'aight see ya'

Nice a toasted cheese sandwich, goddamn savage

Converged Infrastructure is different because that's "the future" right now, I wouldn't be surprised if part of the dell acquisition was focused on that. I can't really say much about what I've heard, but I would say most people are pretty apprehensive about this. For me, if I didn't have an...

Forget kids.. if that shit happened to me today I'd be scared out of my mind. Maybe my dad would come with me and say I could eat ice cream for dinner.

Did the AOC episode feature long haired, big tittied, non gorilla arm Penny - or the dyke version? You need to clear this up. I would do terrible, terrible, terrible things to early Penny.

I don't mind them, but there are generally a lot more older people here than younger.

Sometimes if the mood is right

Unless you requested Pay for Delete and that collection company complied, I don't see how this helped. I had the same problem with some Sprint bill in collections and paying for it would do nothing to my credit, so I Just let it disappear.

Kid slept in his own bedroom last night. Wife was all upset about him growing up too fast, all I could think was I could finally have sex in my own bed again. Whether it's with her or by myself, it doesn't matter.

Enjoy having shit burgers shitlords

My company got bought by dell

What a shitty parent, rewarding his kids for being awesome n shit

Tarrant you God damned SON OF A BITCH don't ruin this for me. All my town has is burger king

Just found out they're opening a sonic walking distance from my house. Good bye everyone, I am going to die from diabetic coma.

My time sheet takes 2 minutes every 2 weeks. It would take 10 seconds but the site they make you use is only compatible if you use IE8 and some old-ass version of java, so I have to go to the lab and use the PC there to fill out my card.

Had a background check discrepancy. After shitting my pants a little bit I realized it was because my company counted my internship towards seniority, but on my form I only used my full-time start date. The real confusing thing was I started as an intern Dec 23 2012, and started full-time Dec 23...

What the hell do they need 8 more months for

The sucky thing is I really hit my groove as well. Definitely on my way to being a key player in the overall team (I already was, but now I'm seen as an outcast). Oh well, change will be good.

The best possible use of a fried egg is to throw it right in the trash where it belongs

Surprised Cancer wasn't the first result if you used WebMD

Awesome, this is great to hear. I'd like to play it with my wife, but she'd be too slow.

Khane is a gentleman and a cocksman if I've ever seen one

I never understood lettuce on a sandwich. Just puts worthless food into your stomach where that space could be filled with more meat.

My kid doesn't "get" teethers. He just tongues them. My kid is a pussy and also doesn't understand things that could help him

By the amount he cries you'd think all 20 are coming in at once

Looking forward to reviews of anyone who got this on Console

Another rough night. The ibuprofen sort of helped. It was better than the tylenol in the fact that once he fell asleep he actually stayed asleep, but it was really hard to get him down. Every time he'd nod off, he'd do that tense-his-whole-body thing that I dread, probably from twinges of pain...

The only condiment that should go on a burger is bacon

Enjoy your feces burgers

You don't want any because eggs are shitty and ruin a burger

Mariah how hard is it to force yourself not to do a million quotes in one post?

Bro I said skyrim. Souls games are different because they're actually hard

I don't get the peanut butter on burger fad going on right now. My phone auto corrected that to fag and I almost left it for obvious reasons

I understand people still play those, but I don't think normal people do. I had fun in Skyrim, beat the story, explored a bit, and that was it. The guys that are still playing have something wrong with them. Something sick.

When I got my boil I couldn't even play video games, shit sucked man Also not really pleased with how my Metformin is reacting, I think the dose is too low. Really hoping the doctor doesn't say I need insulin.

As long as you can support the kid, who cares what you make. Just know that they are expensive as fuck, take it from me! Also in general we all believe you can do better

I need to vent about old guy because I can't do it at work. He had to do a bring-up BIOS on a new server we have coming out, and I'll admit it was way too much work for him. But he screwed it up so badly that we had to strip the BIOS down to our vendor's code drop and are adding custom...

Why his hotel room? Isn't that what lobbies/bars are for? He wants to do you man.