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  1. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    My kid is typically up by 7:00am on the weekends too, but occasionally randomly sleeps until 9:00am or later. This weekend he didn't get to bed until 5:30AM and I thought for sure he'd be out all day. Nope, woke right up at 7:00am happy to be alive, like the previous night never happened. But...
  2. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Look I understand why people are intrigued, just to me it does nothing. I like the concept, but I probably wouldn't play it. If other games are nice engines sprinkled with gameplay, this is a nice engine sprinkled with one sprinkle on it.
  3. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I'm just not aboard the hype train. NMS to me looks like someone built a really nice engine and that's it
  4. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't trust the WHO ever since they were in that shitty world war z movie, fuck em
  5. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I only send repeat offenders to the shaw. Like wormie
  6. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    I hope our first tooth isn't a month long ordeal like your kids. He's been screaming at night now and only sleeping in 1-2 hour chunks. They said we could use ibuprofen now at least. I feel like it's ready to break but just not there. Also my kid has no fuckin clue how to use a teether, so...
  7. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Erronius beat me just mod-cheated and edited in the rickshaw
  8. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I bet Erronius is mad because Column said he liked me. I think we'er going out
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nothing sends a message like "Relation Status: It's complicated"
  10. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I can make you love sausage again, I'll be at the Bayside Marketplace hard rock cafe men's room at 3:15pm today
  11. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Hey man I only banned 2 people - Tanoomba and Araysar. Tanoomba was deemed pussy shit, but the Araysar ban stands because of his faggot avatar bet. I'm stepping back a little bit after the Tanoomba nonsense - before I turn into a Sean. I start a new job in a couple weeks and I'll...
  12. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    You can't really compete about butt stuff here, I think Tred wins by default
  13. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Around 8 months ago or something. I came after Sean, although I saw enough of it in the other games threads to know what was going on. Was just surprised to see 5 pages
  14. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    This teething stuff is BULLSHIT Kid is getting no sleep at all (and us, either). Just got weighed and he's 17 pounds, so he's moving along pretty nicely. My wife said when she was 6 she was only 30 pounds, I don't even know if that's real
  15. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    man column you got like 5 pages of infractions i don't know if I've seen that before
  16. Noodleface

    Problems at work

    CEO's probably coming down to ask the manager why the fuck an employee is emailing the CEO of the company
  17. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Game looks terrible anyways
  18. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Had a burger at Uno's last night, 4/10 would not eat again Also made my bowels evacuate within 30 minutes. Didn't want to get pizza.. that was a mistake.
  19. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Fo4, divinity for ps4, legacy of the void. That's about it for me right now
  20. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She's probably trying to warn you that she's a loose slut
  21. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Well, although our codebase is massive it's just BIOS. It's a 16MB image, so 20 minutes is still pretty long.
  22. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Cad is just chill as fuck with money bags under each arm
  23. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Yeah in all honesty that's when I'm posting. Our shit takes 20 minutes to build.
  24. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    1. I do take pride in my work and love what I do 2. The company, on a whole, has treated me exceptionally well (minus no raises, old guy) 3. I don't burn bridges - BIOS isn't a huge field, I may meet these people again. 4. I have a good work ethic minus posting on rerolled all day.
  25. Noodleface

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    This is so hilarious. Tanoomba quits and now badass Marmac shows up to post
  26. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We do commit often. My commit today was porting over like 30 files or something and some other changes, took me like 2 hours and he completely ignored it and fucked up everything on his end. It's just like.. Fuck man if I get a merge conflict I just figure it out. He has to rally the troops...
  27. Noodleface

    Problems at work

    Could stll swing that way if they're besties
  28. Noodleface

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    The problem isn't that he is a shitposter, it's that other mods don't believe it to be a bannable offense in his case
  29. Noodleface

    Ye Olde Sodie Pops Thread

    My local walmart stopped selling co2 containers so you can't even trade them in anymore. BULLSHIT Anyone try the new blue/green gamer fuel? What's it like?
  30. Noodleface

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I'll count that as a snippet of proof, Tanoomba always says it's "getting old" One point Noodleface
  31. Noodleface

    Problems at work

    "her" there's your answer
  32. Noodleface

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Yes. You and Tanoomba have both made countless fucking claims about how different you guys speak on the forum.
  33. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I can't even do that with a straight face man. The guy is terrible and my boss knows it. It'd be one thing if he couldn't do the job, but he ties everyone up helping him so he drives us all down.
  34. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Heh work made it easy, they rescinded their counter offer. They think I won't be the only one leaving..
  35. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Fuck man. Fucking old guy Jesus christ. I pushed a pretty substantial change, which he knew, and then proceeded to do something fucking weird in git and got in a state where his local branches had this massive merge conflict. I tried to help him for like an hour but I only have so much...
  36. Noodleface

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Its aight I'm over it. Plus Erronius fought for my honor and he's getting a little suck job tonight if you catch my drift
  37. Noodleface

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I don't buy it. Conversation seems way too forced. I'm not allowed to touch you until I can prove it. And then we need tucos approval. I still feel like what I did was worth it
  38. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Dead from the shame of such a puny meal
  39. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    9.5?!
  40. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Those pretzels are awesome. They also have a bacon cheddar one that I believe would also be a god tier crouton