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  1. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I have too much respect for the sanctity of marriage. However I am sure the area is loaded with babes.
  2. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Well you know where I'll be haha, maybe one day we will meet. Maybe I'll pass you on the street and not even know.
  3. Noodleface

    The RPG Thread

    All the complaints I'm hearing about the new Tales game are from PC gamers.
  4. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    lendarios, regale us with stories of your riches and treasures
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm ok with this, it's just a natural bodily response to a good looking person. I might even be ok with it on a for real level if he'd hang out with me after.
  6. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's ok my wife admitted that Zak Efron gets her juices flowing, I have no shame telling her which woman I would do. She asked me if it's anything more than sex and I just flat out told her no. If I was unchained my penis would guide my life.
  7. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Vinen do you actually work in Kendall Square? Could be weird..
  8. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Soygen sous vides his pizza fuckin plebs
  9. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Businesses located at Kendall Square: Abcam Addgene Akamai Technologies Amazon.com Amgen Apple[11] Art Technology Group AT&T Inc. Biogen Idec Bitstream Inc. Broad Institute, affiliated with MIT and Harvard University Cambridge Innovation Center Computer Sciences Corp. Charles...
  10. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Are you just gonna call some random payphone at kendall square?
  11. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Company came back and offered 87000 and $7500 sign-on bonus. Looks like that's the best I'll get out of them, probably gonna do it.
  12. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Every few weeks I like to remind everyone how I was in Soygen's neighborhood and I almost got raped/murdered.
  13. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Yeah me too. I did driver development which was UEFI - a very transferrable skill in firmware, for like 2 years straight (interned 2 years here). When I went to move to BIOS it was a no-brainer, I already knew the very framework everything was built upon. The rest was just C. Without an...
  14. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    It's like that with any job really, the first job is always the hardest. I just got lucky that my internship lead to a good job.
  15. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm about to admit something, as an italian american, that may get me deported or murdered. I ask for light sauce.. I don't really like sauce..
  16. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    One of my wife's friends has big perky tits, like 18 year old titties. I like to imagine if something were to happen she would comfort me, but in reality we'd just exchange pleasantries on facebook.
  17. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I come from a very blue collar background (early jobs, dropped out of college, family is all blue collar) The idea of salary counter-offers is so foreign to me. I hope I did it right
  18. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Every woman I ever meet I first look at boobs, ass, face, in that order. I then determine based on a very loose algorithm whether I want to put my penis inside of them. This occurs for any woman under the age of 45. After 45 the algorithm is much more complicated.
  19. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Sorry I started a shitty pizza derail
  20. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I was going to counter higher and hope for 90 at the least is what I meant
  21. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We use XML to setup the Wellsburg PCH lol, such a weird area to use XML
  22. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Tough to say, 90k would be a 15% increase which is what I was after. On top of that is 10% bonuses and $20k in company stock, unlimited time off (Lol), company isn't being sold right now, etc.
  23. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Not sure if you're talking to me. There are some other considerations. Parking isn't free, and while it's only $200/month it isn't negligible. There's loss of family time, I'm a little worried parts of the job might be above my head, and the benefits are a little worse. At 85k it's not...
  24. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Didn't they tell you what the bonuses were like?
  25. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Usually they charge extra for extra cheese around here
  26. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Not 3 cheese man, triple cheese. It looks like a fuckin brick of delicious cheese.
  27. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Gotta get on that firmware level son
  28. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Yeah that's what I figured, what do I add for the hipster coefficient?
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How old is she? She sounds really young and immature. Old enough to do, young enough to teach about anal before she gets spoiled.
  30. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    How much should I counter-offer considering I'll need to be surrounded by douchey hipster shitlords in Cambridge the entire day?
  31. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Since you work there can I ask a secret question. When I order a triple cheese, I order it on M-Th where the deal is something like $5.99 or $6.99 for large 3 topping pizza (correct my wrong info). They count the extra cheese as a regular topping, while I'm fairly certain it shouldn't count as...
  32. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I did expect a little more, but it's not wildly off or anything. Thinking about countering at $90k and see what happens. Yeah Kendall Square.
  33. Noodleface

    Shaving

    One time I tossed a DE blade in the trash and later on I pushed the trash down to flatten it a bit, now I have a nasty scar. Had nothing to do with how easy it is to cut yourself, just wanted to tell my story.
  34. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Dominos still has the worst cardboard crust available, but if you guys get a triple cheese pizza like me it outweighs it.
  35. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Also how much should I value stock in this deal? The company is doing well and will continue to do well, if I had to guess.
  36. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Not panicking yet, but soon. Why am I a bitch?!
  37. Noodleface

    Shaving

    I push my nose to the side and try to get in there. I have trouble with it too
  38. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Oh I don't, I just found this out here when we got sacked a bit on our bonus
  39. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I had luck with one agency, the rest were weird - and don't be fooled, they ain't your friends. They just want to make a buck, although seems foolish of them to stop talking to you. So bros, I did get that offer today. I'm not sure what I should do yet, got til Wednesday to give a decision...
  40. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bros you guys are about to save my marriage