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  1. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    When I was a systems engineer I was on conference calls for like 6 out of the 8 hours I worked everyday. Never again.
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    Is my boy YSG in attendance?
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    Home Improvement

    I've read that smoke coming from a microwave indicates the problem is severe enough to warrant getting a new one. He probably did blow a fuse, but the underlying issue is more than likely still there. I don't think repairing it would be economically feasible.
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    True Detective

    Man they go full bore with the fuck party and we don't even get one glimpse of mcadams ass. This show sucks
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    Conan O'Brien sued for lifting jokes from Twitter

    Didn't know tweets were copyrighted
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    No, ff14 fully supports kbm natively on ps4. I've used it.
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    Parent Thread

    Trying to hook up with a dude from MI? that's a paddlin'
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Khane, I rawdogged my wife after our fourth date or something. Continued the practice for a few weeks before I smartened up. In summation you're getting married.
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    What do you do?

    Sure it adds up. They charge me out at around $100/hr though.
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    What do you do?

    Well I am in the wrong business
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I actually enjoy broccoli, but that is because I used to be serious into bodybuilding and ate chicken, broccoli, and rice like 12-15x a week. Broccoli cheese soup is good.
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    What do you do?

    I watched a show "Holmes does it right" or something the other day and thought about you! Some lady had a third floor balcony where the water pooled and leaked into her house causing all sorts of terrible damage. They had fix it and it was major money. You were that guy right?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Goddamnit mccheese if you're going to trigger my supertasting ability and persecute me at least get the facts straight. Supertasters dislike the following, to varying degrees: You'll see from my posting history that I am against most of those food items. That said Vaclav sounds like a pussy.
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    Parent Thread

    Our son finally went over the hump in terms of being manageable. Before this he was basically crying nonstop all day and night if he wasn't asleep or eating. He needed to co-sleep, and at worst need to sleep laying on top of someone. No joke he was literally crying all day long, I can't even...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I had a friend with a girlfriend like that.. she always insisted he raw dog her and then would say shit like "damnit, you missed" when she didn't get pregnant. Noped right the fuck out.
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    Desktop Computers

    It was for my dad so it didn't matter to me about turning profit. They tried to argue with me then they went and saw the whole section was fucked up. Can only imagine someone truly was fired.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh doesn't sound like anything could go wrong with a chick telling you sh3 loves you and you raw dogging it
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    Rocket League - PS4/PC

    Looks liek there is an AMA request: AMA Request: Developers/Creators of Rocket League : AMA
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    Desktop Computers

    One time Best Buy put the Monster HDMI gold-plated-gives-blowjobs cables up with a price tag of $5.00 by mistake - not just like 1 or two, but their entire cable section. I argued with them and got 2 for $10, walked away feeling like quite the winner.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nothing worse than vegans. Weeaboos are a close second
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I worked with my wife while we were dating, well at the same company anyways. I couldn't imagine doing it now. I enjoy being with my wife but I also need time away.
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    Yeah doctors without borders. They had 100k+ viewers for the opening game and made over $36k in the first 3 hours alone. Lol Dota...
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Sounds like you're playing the wrong game..
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I'd like to see what brand is on Amazon servers, only heard rumors...
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Never heard anyone ever say anything positive about working at Amazon, whereas the other 3 people like their jobs a lot.
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    Laptop Computers

    I have a g73jh, don't hold your breath for Asus support. The community is great and found their own drivers and workaround for almost every issue while Asus did nothing.
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    Health Problems

    When my boil popped I kept having to rebandage it every couple of hours. Got drunk for my birthday and stopped feeling it, when I stood up hours later my jeans were entirely soaked through and I ruined a chair.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I never dated people into politics, I hear it enough at family gatherings already to not want to debate it with my partner.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    What are the big fours?
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    Hulk Hogan hates naggers

    Brooke is not attractive, if that's what someone meant. Unless they meant the mom.. well, she's not either. Brooke's music career was hilarious to watch basically flop around.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Wow that site sucks. It doesn't even tell you anything remotely helpful about what you did wrong. I just keep getting "Runtime error" on a solution, gee thanks!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The $500k/year was just from my bonuses and stock earnings. I didn't want to make you all jealous discussing my salary
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hah yeah my wife is a solid 15/10 and she fucks me dry 30 times a day and also I make $500k/year
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    Coding for 8th Graders

    Hey, I still use asm. Teach those little shits how real men program
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    Dice and dice accesories.

    Nothing right now unfortunately, we took a break when my wife got pregnant. My wife was actually DM'ing (for the first time ever) and enjoyed it so much that she was creating her own campaigns. It was strangely incredibly awesome.
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    Desktop Computers

    Agreed. Having a SSD is absolutely game-changing.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    The Minecraft craze is nuts Bloodborne tops PS4, but that's the only system it's on so I'm not surprised.
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    Dice and dice accesories.

    Somerset, MA. Adjacent to shit stain fall river
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    Hulk Hogan hates naggers

    You know what man? Peanut Butter M&Ms rule. But they changed that shit several years ago. They never said it anywhere, and I cant' confirm it, but I'm pretty sure after the salmonella break out in peanut butter they changed their recipe. They used to be incredible, but now they're just awesome.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    The jerk-off story should be put in the hall of fame though, that shit is straight gold.