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  1. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't live in Boston, I am not some shitlord
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    Bloodborne

    Its very weird indeed. The students were working properly, and I got raped in the ass by the big dude there. Mensis was pretty nuts, so that was working, but as soon as i got to micolash it was just shit. I dont know how hard the skeles were supposed to be but they just stood still and swung.
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    I moved from zuljin where my ping was around 35-65ms, but on hyjal its 300+ and I lag a lot
  4. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm going to some local restaurant tonight so my wife had me look at the menu. I stopped when I saw "32 oz cheeseburger and 1 pound of fries" I'll take some pics, I hope it isn't shitty.
  5. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    Man... Beat the one reborn in one shot today. The nightmare mensis was ridiculous to me, just a really hard area. Finally made it to micolash and I'm shitting my pants because I hadn't found a lamp. Well, as it turns out, micolash wanted to be the first boss to bug out for me. Phase 1 he...
  6. Noodleface

    Classic games you loved and why. (Nostalgia thread)

    Just played this the other day. Took me 23 minutes to beat it
  7. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    It's an odd shape and I also do trimming in the 2 hours.
  8. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yo baby this is sort of my thing. Just eat this uncooked hot dog and assortment of deli meats
  9. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    Do you need self-propelled? No. Are you going to wish you spent the extra $50 for a lawn mower that had it one day? Absolutely. I mean, you can still push it if you want, but it's really nice to let it push itself. Especially on hills and shit. I leave mine on the mulch setting and just...
  10. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    I grew up having roughly 4-5 ear surgeries (multiple tubes, they fell out). Finally they needed to graph skin onto my ear drum to cover it up. FUCKING SUCKED. Give your kid a fistbump from me, that shit was unreal for a child to go through. I should be graduating to this thread anytime...
  11. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yeah she don't like hot dogs anyways, I was just curious what the chance was. I mean I might be immune now anyways, after several hundred Listeria-dripping-cold hot dogs, you have to become super hot dog man.
  12. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Im not complaining because I ate 8/8 of the hotdogs in the package, I was just curious
  13. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    Yes, it halves it
  14. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    It works. I think it tricks the assembly calls so that they get called instead, or something. I'm not sure how that stuff works.
  15. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Sounds like a shitty boss, that's a nice way to hemorrhage money.
  16. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    My wife learned all about Listeria thanks to the doctor. Is it really that big of a deal, or is the chance minuscule? The doctor beat it into her that she was 1000% going to get Listeria poisoning if she even looked at a cooked hot dog.
  17. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    Thanks guys, I've not found mergo so that's out. I'll try lecture hall if I have that. Haven't played in days so I forget.
  18. Noodleface

    StarOcean 5 : Integrity and Faithlessness

    SE has redeemed themselves with reveals finally. Love these games. Fuck yeah!!
  19. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    Sorry for the confusion I meant it mows the grass like the grass killed the mowers kids
  20. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    Best place for me to grind now that gaol is closed ?
  21. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    On a goblin all the gear just looks stupid
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    Home Improvement

    Y'all mothafuckas ain't even trying to sell a bro on the best brand ever? I bought a $400 self propelled Honda and the thing is a fucking beast. Mows grass like it killed its fucking kids.
  23. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    A lot of the tank stats work well for dps (multistrike for one), just bonus armor is the most useless
  24. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    SO4 i really enjoyed the entirety of. The only problem besides the baby you carried around was the last area. It was like they doubled the difficulty of the monsters for no reason other than it was the last area. Really made me mad because I ended up just running away from everything whereas in...
  25. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ok if I was rich the last thing I would want to do would be to marry a hot chick. Bang them all to my heart's content, but why risk losing so much money to vapid cunts?
  26. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    Doesn't change the fact that someone needs to alter their play style due to a bug that's been out for a couple years
  27. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No offense to your uncle but what kind of moron gets married that many times
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Just do a /who rerolled Anyone can invite
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    Jodi Ariias Murder Trial

    Just in case anyone decides to go to this link it does show his dead body multiple times
  30. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I understand what educational attainment means but what does "Age at start of marriage and educational attainment" mean?
  31. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    SO4 was one of my favorite RPGs of the PS3 gen, if you remove Lymle. I am an outlier. Fuck ya'll
  32. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Wonder if the druid buff drops DK's to the worst tank spot
  33. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Nice Crone, Keige has been looking for someone else to kite tanks!
  34. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    At least cook that strange hot dog juice off the hot dog, right?
  35. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    Maybe its because I was 9 pounds and now I'm 6'3" 225 pounds of rock hard fat
  36. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I'm 31, I know who castro is!
  37. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    It's fine man, just don't give me a goddamn child named Limel or whatever her name was. Seriously fuck that child.
  38. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm only jealous in the way that he can do whatever he wants right now and has a really well paying job to support it. When I was "free" i had a shitty job, so I was grounded. Now I have a well paying job but I'm tied down. I'm not miserable, I'm married to my best friend, and my dick gets...
  39. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    Sex can induce labor, you filthy goddamn porn star Wife just had an ultrasound. Baby is measuring pretty small (10th percentile) at 5.5 lbs with 3 weeks left. Tech said not to worry, so of course my wife is in a panic. Not sure how to handle this. She works out obsessively and I've been...