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  1. Noodleface

    So my daughter comes home from school crying. Send in the big brother?

    Ohh I like where this is going. Kill parents #1, wear their faces to kill bully #1. Use bully #1 face to kill bully #2. Use bully #2 face to kill bully #2 parents but also wear bully #1 face on one of your hands. By the time you hit the 3rd bully you are wearing the face of bully #1 on your...
  2. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Well for any bros enjoying saturday, have no fear as I do not intend to cancel my sub for a good long while.
  3. Noodleface

    So my daughter comes home from school crying. Send in the big brother?

    I support this. That's how it was done when I was in school. He ain't gonna get arrested for punching a dude in the face
  4. Noodleface

    So my daughter comes home from school crying. Send in the big brother?

    This dude at my work was stalking my sister (16 at the time). Me and the brother put the fear of god in the kid and never saw him again - literally. He quit and we don't know where he went. Apologized profusely and everything then disappeared. I would have the bro walk up to them and tell...
  5. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I wasn't logging it, I don't know if you can search for yourself - it was a random pug Only thing I can. Find is a thogar pug where I did 32k but that is an aoe intense fight https://www.warcraftlogs.com/reports...pe=damage-done
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    If anything Monks are the OP tank now
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Maybe I was extra angry because it was a pug. I just didn't feel right doing 35k sustained and the next highest DPS was like 25k
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    Pregnancy Thread

    I guess we all have retards for wives
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    Starting a New Media Business - Looking for Partners

    You see MsBehavins boobs? They looked great
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She's got a baby in there and she didn't want me to drown it with semen
  11. Noodleface

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I know this is completely a joke, but I've always wondered if a community such as ours could pull something together. We have devs, artists, project managers, writers, etc. People who have worked in various tech industries, some even in gaming.
  12. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    You're entire argument is "Heh DK" and is because you do arena. If I can do that much AOE damage what the fuck are the dps'ers doing
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    Starting a New Media Business - Looking for Partners

    Draegan completely change this to Talking Cheese with Mr. McCheese. We can do live interviews with McCheese and he can stream his fast food adventures. You can have a paywall to get to the NSFW area where we see the aftermath.
  14. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I had sex with my wife thousands of times this morning, I was merely wondering why the count was so low.
  15. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I rage quit a pug because on Beastlord I was doing something like 35k DPS as a blood tank and in the number 1 spot. I couldn't even tell if it was just because blood was OP or the group was terrible, but I felt fairly justified that I should not be the #1 DPS.
  16. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hah. Didn't catch that
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Saving this, don't know if I want to use it or not
  18. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You've literally had sex THOUSANDS of times? Holy shit dude.. or should I call you Mr. Gene Simmons? Also depends on the glove, different acids eat through different materials
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    Standing Desk

    FUCK this market could be huge. BRB making a car you stand in to drive
  20. Noodleface

    Starting a New Media Business - Looking for Partners

    I'm going to stream our raid saturday and you're never giong to want to interview anyone else for a streamer after that
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    Standing Desk

    I just look at office standers as hipsters. Makes my day more enjoyable
  22. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Well right now it's hunters. Please wait until patch 6.1.
  23. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Give saturday a shot, BRF is fun
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    Standing Desk

    I did not almost bang her but no, not her
  25. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Nah man come as healer bro, plenty of people would rather dps
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    Standing Desk

    The only one that doesn't look goofy is this chick with a banging body. Nice view standing up
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Wife and baby are good. Doctor gave her a note to put her on light duty and her work accepted it so she'll mostly be driving and doing office work. Got to see some extra ultrasound pictures since that was part of her exam. Little bastard already has a full head of hair
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    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Sell them while you can, as more and more BRF kills happen people will be buying less of those gloves.
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    Standing Desk

    My workplace does have some of those standup desks with treadmills
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    Standing Desk

    Work is promoting SCRUM and I guess part of that (or not, I have no idea) is standing desks. FUCK I ENJOY SITTING
  31. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Been a few dudes adding me from here to raid Saturdays and I'm losing track of which people on my friends list they are. On Saturday unless you've been coming for awhile I probably won't remember you so just send me a tell in the morning to remind me. Noodleface#1412
  32. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Kreugen the fuckin casual
  33. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Just wait dude. Highmaul is cool but BRF pushes your poop in
  34. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Vorph is excellent at analyzing stuff and giving tips. I don't know if he enjoys it though. I always ask him about my logs to see what I can improve on. I fully expect after Saturday that there will be some eye opening results.
  35. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Yeah i know, giving you a hard time - sort of. H Kargath is really easier than a lot of the stuff on Normal. I think Normal Imp is a good measuring stick because it's the only really challenging fight on normal and harder than 5 of the heroic bosses
  36. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bro let it out, it is much better than reading about pre-cum
  37. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Dude said his wife's mucus plug dropped but he had a few hours probably so he was still grinding out heroics and shit!
  38. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was always under the assumption that every man produced it, but perhaps I was incorrect. Just like teaching me that quick sand and killer bees would be a big threat when I grew older, the public school system has failed me once again.
  39. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I never got the "I don't pre-cum argument", but if it works for you then good for you.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I enjoyed it when shaman and paladin were split.. Paladins sucked ass and Shamans had those sweet ass totems. Hey guys remember totems?