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The opening statements were more rhetorical in nature of that post. That said, the only persons relationship status I fully know on this forum is johnny49. Pure comedy gold. Just because someone can give decent relationship advice doesn't mean they aren't paying for sex directly or...

Our AC sprung a leak at work and was dripping on computers. Had to turn it off to wait for emergency AC repair guy. Office got up to 76 degrees today before it was fixed. Jimmy was rustled.

Sut are you married or dating someone? Have you ever? I have made more money than all but 1 of my girlfriends (she had a trust fund. Dear god do I miss that. She paid for EVERYTHING. Her choice.) and have paid for more of the things. Dinners, movies, etc. Proportionately we might have paid the...

Bingo. Men generally make more money than women (we work more or in more money making careers). It is how the world works. Cavemen did it by providing a warm cave and fire, we do it with dinner and drinks... and house and A/C. Think about it like this. If you didn't get your wife/gf anything...

I'm ranked ~950 or so without spending any gems. Kinda going down a bit as more people keep juicing and doing the good spot and I just keep leveling. I just look at it like moar free stuff.

Fixed

I had an Oracle selena turn into an Anima. Shaaawiiiing. only time it happened...

you can but it is rare

I just did miracle for the first time. Used a stone. Good news is, you get a stone after. Going to do it again and burn another stone. Worth it to upgrade the guys to 6* though.

Oh I know all this. Just wanted to add the story to the pot. I'll be fine by Monday at the latest. Just blows for now is all. It literally went from her demanding to swallow my cum, to asking about relationships in post coitus bliss to swimming to let's not talk ever again. It is beyond done...

Had a great start with literally the most beautiful woman I had been with. We were supposed to go to an amusement park Tuesday. She came over Monday night and we fucked a bunch of times that night into Tuesday morning. We decide to stay in and fuck and swim by the pool instead of go to the...

fuck you guys i love kroll show

just tried the coupon code. said i wasn't in the right country. guess they fixed it

I lucked into having a smoking hot girl on my couch. Fast forward to making out and hard grinding. Someone knocks on door. Get brought back to reality and check the door. It is my stupid neighbor asking to borrow a couple god damn beers. Come back to couch. Mood is killed, girl has to leave...

People don't mind changes if it makes sense due to the change of medium or it helps the story. Completely gutting what most people thought were game changing scenes in the book for no real visible reason rustles jimmies.

IF YOU DIDN'T FUCK UP THERE WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM NOW WOULD THERE?

I worked with Costa/Olivers mother for a few years. Nice jewish people. I wish he was a better actor but it is what it is.

allow you to set your own stats when you level up (with no respecs) break the skills and runes into trees and allow you to specialize and add synergies with skill points (with no respecs) decrease paragon xp per level requirements somewhat and have it on a per character basis instead of per...

Yes they were. On console while I was high playing multiplayer with my brother. Diablo USED to be a different game....

So you want a singleplayer arpg vorph? I still don't get it.

the botters who are already botting. ok. got it.

Vorph. Why go through all these added steps and hassles, when you could just turn trading back on? You are designing solutions for problems that didn't exist. I just don't get it.

if you see master yi on the other team, go malphite. its stupid. 50% minus atk speed ahoyyyyyyy

Global ults really make a difference

All these salty tears are so fucking delicious. They could actually have a great game if they didn't hate their fans so much. So sad for what it could have been. Maybe the console version will be the superior race; it was for vanilla.

it is because no one played him that no one knew how broken he was. now he is getting widespread play and people are like loldafuq

his turrets need to die when he dies (possibly leave his ult turret up when he dies. depends on balancing). his turrets dont need to have fucking lolazers. his rockets need to go back to the way they were (hits closest targets to him, guaranteed hits, only 1 hit per target). adjust numbers...

this just in, i have been playing diana jungle and having a fucking blast. strong, good sustain. decent jungle fights. ganks pre6 kinda suck but can be done. flash - e - red - pew pew.

make her forget that pain by going straight anal

I don't. There are a lot of exclusives and stuff that people want to play and shit is dirt cheap now. Plus I know of a few people who buy last gen shit as new gen is coming as you get the most bang for your buck.

While some of that infographic was wrong (all uniques in d2 were brilliant. they weren't but they were a lot cooler than what is currently in game), the part about diablo3 being basically +gooder is spotfuckingon and until that gets fixed, this game has no real long term. Combine with no ability...

currently i like rengar. most people play him wrong. they use his q instead of his e. stealthed root + damage and then q,w and then another strong slow? fucking christ it is op.

sigh. rengar going to be dumpster tier as well. le sighhhhh

i wouldn't call humans intelligent. look how fucking stupid we are. if there is intelligent life out there we are going to be entertainment or put down like roaches have you ever had an addiction (not necessarily drugs but that is ok too) and what was it?

ill be playing ambush. hc sucks as my internet works intermittently

Wall. Fire is one of the last ways I'd want to go. Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?

never have you ever you ever knowingly made bad financial decisions but went forward with it anyway?

pretty sure he is talking about RoS where you can't trade after a 2? hour window of picking up said item. which is beyond fucking retarded for a diablo game....

it did. i only watched the first one and it made me sick. this is from someone who just liked the starwars franchise, not loved it or anything crazy. why do people have to ruin the things that people like? star wars wasnt perfect, but these 3 movies wouldnt stand on their own let alone as...

im done deathwing. i put you on ignore. you either never played the game or are just being an ass. either way i don't feel like dealing with it. people who loved the game and played it for years afterward know what i am talking about.