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The only reason why we don't hear about more of this stuff is because the vast majority probably are smart enough to keep their mouth shut.

I was happily driving home from a job when all of a sudden I see a car coming at me in the distance. I think to myself, there is no way there is a car going the wrong way down the road in my lane (divided highway, 4 lanes north and 4 lanes south). Speed limit is 50, so I start to slow down...

Heterographs are a bitch.

Barraco Bisi wins the thread.

Forgot to recharge my tablet, so I could no longer use it as a mouse/keyboard for controling the pc in my living room, had to switch to the app on my phone until the tablet charges.

I too have a pair of 15 year old sunglasses, and not a fucking scratch on them.

When all your body hair goes away mysteriously except for your nose and ear hair, which begins growing ten times faster than your hair ever did in your life.

A banana or two every week will, for most people, eliminate that particular source of rustle for you.

Personally I don't mind Tanoomba, although I disagree with nearly everything it* says. Tanoomba also makes it easier to identify other people that are clearly crazy. *Actual Gender Unconfirmed

It's impossible to not dance at a Tiesto show, fucked up or sober.

Based on a court ordered assessment for a recent bankruptcy, about $3500. Why is it so easy to ignore big issues you are struggling with and then rage at the tiniest of issues?

Most R&D is expensive, but the payoff is huge if they can find awesome new efficient ways to build and then normalize those processes.

I fucking hate it when assholes do that here in S.W. Florida during the summer rains. They think it helps but its a serious distraction that draws attention away from other much needed visual information.

Double rustle if they were born here.

While I definitely have fun right now as it is, I am sure they intend to make it much more "gamey" than it currently is. I am really interested in seeing where this ends up.

People who insist that life magically unfucks itself via the power of positive thinking.

...but only for a few hours at a time because you were already old enough that you didn't have any more time than that to spend playing games.

Really, we should all be skeptical of any grand scale science, most of our "space" related sciences are only hypotheses at best since the only experiments we can design for at that scale are tiny terrestrial based representations. Now I have no doubt that our knowledge of the cosmos is...

In most states I have lived in, if somebodies feet are in the crosswalk, and your vehicle travels through it while they are still in it, you can get a serious fine. Now if they stop so somebody can get off the curb while the vehicle has the right away then, yes they are a giant douchenozzle.

2/10 Key too sharp.

Steak house style restaurants that do business in seasonal areas that don't trust their customers to order properly. You ask for your fucking beautiful cut of meat to be cooked rare like the universe intended only to have it come out well done. Fuckers ruined four cuts before I had enough and...

My fat family members that have latched onto this whole thin privilege "fat is just as healthy as not fat" bullshit. Fat fucks need to quit justifying their disgusting lifestyle and eating habits to make themselves feel better about being morbidly fat.

Sir, you should know that apple cider vinegar is a key component to making outstanding braised pork.

I have had several friends in relationships that got their SO tattooed on them in some way. Guess how many of them are still together. Zero, that's right, not one of them is still with the person they were forever on their body. I mean shit, I love my wife, and I plan on being with her till...

You need different friends.

Bad Trollface, there are people here that are going to think those quotes are real.

People that chew with their mouth open, even worse if the smack their lips with every chew.

When ever I bring this shit up in conversation with people, they usually say I am full of shit regardless of the web based evidence I provide to them. Dominion Theology is so hateful and scary that normal people think that it can't possibly be real.

Don't let it get you down man. At one time or another depending on settings and circumstance everyone has been racist.

Just a small observation regarding the bad game play videos. I have noticed in the last 15 years that a very large portion of the MMO playing public are much more terrible at games than they think they are. I have met people who are in complete fantasy land when it comes to self assessment of...

All types of relationships between men and women are complex and individually unique from one another. Trying to reduce the argument to simple generalities shows a fundamental lack of understanding our psychology and a lack of maturity. The proclamation that men can never be friends with women...

Self proclaimed male feminists rustle my jimmies.

You need to respectfully inform the mom and grandma that they are not being fair to you, and they are not allowing you to form an early bond of trust with your baby by taking him from you before you have calmed him.

The happy fun loving gamer in me wants to be really pumped and eager to play this, while the abused and battered MMO gamer in me is scared and not willing to get hurt again.

Who knows, I don't read to much into that stuff anymore.

I want to play this, just not at it's box price. I'll wait a while and if it turns into a hit and everyone is playing it then I will pick it up.