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    Best way to get back at a fraudster?

    Please tell me they had the items shipped to a business address. Then they couldn't hide their double fisting black dildo emporium magazine you sign them up for.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I know we already discussed HOAs. But holy shit fuck, why do all the condos want like 500/mo for a HOA fee? Am I getting a steak dinner and a beej every night with that?
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    My new Dating Pool

    I LOL'd.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Repeated sex is rarely, if ever, just sex. While the mechanic story is suspicious, we are helping him out by letting him know right? In the same way that we are entertained by this thread, he too is helping us out, doing what we wont. Its a fun narrative, and J49 is sharing it with us...
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    My new Dating Pool

    Be safe Johnny, love the thread, but we respect the person behind it more. Keep on keeping on good sir.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Melatonin may be another option.Works for me, but ambien would probably be better. Isn't it habit forming though?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Officially unknown, but most likely flintstone as both Fred and Barney played a bunch of sports amateurishly.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Bad cyclists (ones who weave in and out, dont signal, change from sidewalk to shoulder to bike lane to on road), overdressed for physical ability (hard to get unbranded cycling shit that's worth a damn, but some go wayyy overboard), expensive bikes that dont make a shit of difference with how...
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    My new Dating Pool

    I am saying wolf is weird. I've been the /B-ist of /Btards - but still, in actuality that dude is just off.
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    My new Dating Pool

    I am still waiting for the day that Wolf proves to be an undercover cop and busts J49 for 900 counts of prostitution. I don't want it it happen, but how can that dude be that weird?
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    My new Dating Pool

    The brown balloon knot of sauron.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I fail to see why this is a problem. It's legal and unless you are looking for a relationship or can't get them, why wouldn't you fuck one?
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    Reddit is on fire

    Ha!
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm with you, was at work, client schedules meeting until 4pm then asks me if I want to work on xyz with them after the meeting. Could have said no, but I didn't because, you know, of the implication.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    So there are more useful items than the radio yet you still use the radio? Yea hand held devices while driving aren't a great idea, and are illegal to use in md and a few other states already. Bluetooth though is an option for hands free integration and you can use your voice to activate the...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Google maps, bruh. Get with the 21st century.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I drive a 2012 subie wrx hatchback and live in Seattle. Two separate times now, I have parked next to cars of similar, lesser and greater value but my car is the only one with the rear door (pass then driver) windows bashed in. They dont take anything from my car and the only thing valuable in...
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    My new Dating Pool

    Or the girl puking on your dong cause of the combo gag reflex and shit winds effect.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I knew there was a reason K-Mart filed bankruptcy awhile ago... In general I agree, usually pricier than Wally and shittier quality.
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    My new Dating Pool

    If you dont mind me asking J49 - what do these ladies charge?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You could just be super metrosexual and do it. Or claim that it makes wiping a lot easier.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Come visit in Seattle!
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    My new Dating Pool

    So I dont think this takes into account what J49 is saying. In the beginning, he probably didn't really care about them too much, but sex does complicate, well everything. I feel for your loss, J49. Iannis does have a point about being able to help them without sex, but I mean this isnt a...
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    Hiking, Mountain Biking and Adventure Thread

    Its a lot of fun but you need the right gear for it. Generally 30lbs of gear including water, food and a tent alongside other misc items. I dont do them too often, just 3-4 times a year in the summer months.
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    Hiking, Mountain Biking and Adventure Thread

    It is a valid point. Generally, I go on hikes on well maintained trails which tend to have less woodland creatures. Overnights and other hikes, I carry a .45. This is more because I like the idea of security, but in 10 years of hiking, I haven't had to face a situation that required it.
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    Hiking, Mountain Biking and Adventure Thread

    You mean like my wrx?
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    Hiking, Mountain Biking and Adventure Thread

    Hey everyone, just moved to the PNW from the east coast. I wanted to start this thread so we all could have a place to share some the the better hiking, biking or other adventures. Here is my most recent hike atop Mt. Defiance near Seattle, WA. -Tristan
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    My new Dating Pool

    More news at 11.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Nothing rustles my jimmies more than a Trans-Atlantic accent. Its the 1930's voice you speak of, taught to actors because apparently its something both the British and American audiences could understand. I used to just think people talked like that back then, but I was educated otherwise...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I am your wife dude.that long con.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I was more impressed, I mean fuck it's something to loo forward to. Congrats on the kid man.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You fuck on a schedule?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I think the key difference is that you doing something other than what the sign says to do is the inverse of the sign mis-informing you in the first place. Where the sign says speed limit 70, 70 is the legal speed limit, the cited examples hoss provided are misinforming rather than stating a...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Virgin does but most dont.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I search for your posts only. This is FOHOSSright?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    To his credit, with the proper training I'd think at least 60% of Americans could do tier 1 support.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Its semantics, but I think you have a very narrow pov for how large the IT field is even exclusive of basic IT support.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This thread makes me uncover jimmies that I didn't even know I had. Ipsofacto - this thread rustles my jimmies.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    #1445 Photos That Will Annoy You More Than They Should
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    Social Attitude Test

    I mean mostly... but as a phil major it's not really accurate semantically at least for me. Plus some of the questions while pseudo logically linked differed for me. Ex welfare vs education. Social Attitude Test Political Values Progressivism72.5 Socialism18.75 Tenderness34.375 Your...