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A domain name is $20/year. 8 Mb/s cable internet is $35/mo. Sites I tried to set up on without her finding the profile are -not- listed on my site.

This really is my last post in this thread... Nah, you"d probably puff up your chest and try to handle it for her, which would lead to someone getting hurt, someone going to jail, and her still being in harm"s way because she didn"t handle it. Even in the shower, there"s a witness in the...

Yep! Current from the cells is to be fed into the batteries, and in turn, a power inverter allows it to be used. It"s a very simple setup, really, and anyone could do it. Also, I know I live somewhere between Bumfuct, Egypt and Youshoregotapurtymouth, but I"m stuck here. I talk about physics...

Ravvenn -- Easy lol, she"s new here. She don"t know how social shit works on the internet and bases her opinions and reactions on what they would be were this discussion to occur in person.

I do deny it. She got the idea for that from an internet joke. That is, the idea to say that, not the idea to do that. That was never done.

I"m not as cold as most internet personas seem to be, nor are most people (I would hope).

October 2009. It finally ended November 2010.

Well, at the time when I met her, I had two (shitty) jobs, was saving money, and I was helping a friend of mine find work and get on his feet. This guy got help from Shelly as well, in the form of money to buy slacks and black socks. They had been friends for a few years, and he had just gotten...

Fuck you, Pheonix.

That"s a plan! FoH, if you can get this woman a man and get her off my e-nuts, it would be great. I"m done here. I hope. Just sitting back and enjoying the show now.

Okay, I"ll settle this, even as entertaining as it is to watch. First of all, she got the idea for the period shit from this: By the way, when I found that and laughed at it, she got pist because she takes Twilight very seriously. Actually, "pist" isn"t a strong enough word. She blew the...

Fuck, this is only going to turn worse. I think I"m done here. Have fun with Shelly, fellas, she"s my gift to you.

So sorry,doctor.Jesus Jumping-Jack Christ, could you be any more of a narcissistic douche? Okay, so explain to me which part of this you actually have embraced: that you think you can diagnose me over an internet message board or that you think I will open up enough about the inner workings of...

I"ve seen it before, so I went to the site to see what it was. That account starts out that way and devolves into posts such as simple "Ban me" and other such obvious trolling. Maybe someone borrowed my screen name. The first posts predate me meeting Shelly, so I wouldn"t pin it all on her...

That"s the screen name I use on Twitter and Reddit, and the image is jacked from my twitter accounthttp://twitter.com/gnosticibut otherwise I don"t know, I don"t care, I don"t want to know. It"s another layer of her crazy that I don"t have to address because its start comes after I booted her...

Okay, so your uncle has a condition. I"m sorry to hear that. But, honestly, when I describe what it"s like to slip into a depression so deep that I go from capable of quantum mechanics to unable to accomplish the most chimply of simplistic, menial tasks, how much of it will FoH understand and...

I have three children and no plan to have any more. I got screwed enough in the head to shame my penis with this troglodyte, but that doesn"t necessarily mean that her child is mine. For your consideration, start with the fact that she was fucking three other men during the period in question...

$800 / mo, and according to my last report of the amount I"ve paid in (not credits, but actual dollar amount), I can collect SSA for almost six years (68 months) before I cancel what I"ve paid in. Before you ask, yes, I once made killer money. My condition worsened after a series of shitstorms...

YouTube - Don"t Be An Energy Vampire: 10 Excellent Ways to Save Energy and Money Starting Now.??? I plan on going solar, and I conserve electricity, so... maybe? Shit, how do I figure out my carbon footprint?

One more thing: If anyone reading this hates people on SSA and that person has EVER gotten an income tax return, they should slap themselves in the face right now because it"s the same thing in principle.

This is getting interesting, but there are a few things to clear up. First, I don"t only have Asperger"s. I have Bipolar type 1, and my diagnosis says "schizoaffective secondary to BP1/ASD". In other words, I"m so fucked up there"s two diagnoses that fit my profile. BUT I am collecting...

Learning this shit was a very gradual process. Also, dating is weird here. You pretty much have to be introduced to women by their friends. It"s nearly impossible to just approach a woman and strike up a conversation that leads to a date, prostitutes notwithstanding. They call it "old...

Wait, wait. LULZfromHeaven, I can"t fucking help myself. I am filled with the laughter of a thousand giddy gnomes. Ooookay. Let"s dissect this history as it was told to me. 1. Troy - personality (8, 5) 2. John - (9,1) 3. Chris - (10,7) 4. Javier - (7,5) 5. Daniel - (10,6) This guy does...

lol shewouldgive Jonathan a 10 for personality. That poor guy. He was more her puppy than a man. The poor guy wouldn"t move or speak without her permission. Within three months of leaving her, he had a truck, a job, and he is now in college in Michigan. He couldn"t leave the apartment without...

I should mention that those charges were dropped, but not until I paid some hefty "fees" to the crooked legal system here. I weigh about 135 soaking wet, and I was accused of knocking this mammoth dude on his back with a flick of my shoulder -- seriously. I asked the judge for a chalkboard so I...

Spot-on. There is a missing element though -- the divorce from Mary included separation from my boys while I was simultaneously trying to rub out a physics degree. That"s brain hurt. Ashley was the first one I got with after Mary, and by the time we got together I had left college to help out...

Wait... Wat? BWAHAHAHAHAHA Thanks, Shelly. Damn. Pronouns. Learn them.

You got it, thambokx.

Actually, they were married while we were together. Shelly: If you can work out your marriage, you don"t want me, and you don"t want anything from me, then please spell out exactly WTF exactly you have been trying to accomplish.

I think some of y"all are mixing up Ashley and April. There are three women I have been with now whom FoH has encountered. In order of quality (least to most) determined by substance of character and attractiveness, with Gollum for point of reference, it goes like this... Shelly ... Gollum...

I"m considering committing all of this to a novel. I"ll call it "Don"t Stick Your Dick in Shreveport"

There"s a few additional things about Shelly that should be known. Every person ever to enter her life in any capacity, she has horror stories about. To hear her talk, the whole world is out to get her. Jonathan, her ex before me: Apparently got drunk and beat her every night. David, her...

A combination of a fucked romance philosophy (if I can"t be loved, maybe I should offer someone else the chance was my thinking), pity, someone who might not have gotten the chance, and a misfortunate belief that she was infertile.

Basically, until she orders up a dna test. I mean, I"m a dumbass at times, but it would take a tard of epic derp to support a child with another man on the birth certificate. I have offered friendship and help, but not outright support. She don"t want friendship, which works out easier for me...

Starbucks wifi beats 3g here. Agreed, if things don"t work out with Ashley. The ratings post y"all had me do got me thinking, and I"m hoping this lasts (and sure it will) Also, yeah, no child support dance for now. She orders a dna test, I"ll man up. For now the distance between crazy and...

In other words, I"ll have the same conditions but by building up steady, stable, reliable income I"ll no longer need SSA (fingers crossed). It"s a goal. I"m going out with Ashley, and will check back in a bit

Sorry for the thread necromancy, but I think this story needs an ending. Okay... Shelly"s son was born two and a half months early by cessarian. Her ex was at the birth and put on the birth certificate. She says the hospital made her do that, but it"s bull. When asked who the baby"s father is...

I agree, Bossier is a train wreck. Also, yo dawg I heard you like train wrecks...

I went to the police about her changing my voice mail code, and they just said that I shouldn"t have given her the original code. I tried to explain that it was set to a date she knows so it wasn"t a hard guess and told them I never gave it to her, and they just blew it off. Not to sound sexist...

She and I are both O+, so if I could find out the other guy"s blood type that would be easy. Problem is, I have no way of contacting him and wouldn"t be surprised if he doesn"t know. Still, if the baby comes out anything but O+, we have an answer.