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Both rosters are pretty garbage, but I'm going to go with Kaep just because Kelly's offense has made some mediocre QB's put up some decent looking stats (assuming Kaep stays in SF). Cleveland on the other has lost like any player worth a shit to free agency and the reefer. That is just next...

You probably let her have internet access didn't you? New moms should be banned from the internet.

Herpes => Child ================> HIV I'd worry about things in that order if raw-dogging tinder-nurses. *edit: Also, if you keep your wallet in your back pocket I would not trust a condom coming out of there.

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My experience with cock rings has always been more along the lines with what Hoss described, trapping (most of) the blood in the penis allowing you to stay hard in circumstances you'd normally start going soft, at least hard enough to keep going a little longer. For me they seem to make me more...

I have a '16 Honda Pilot and I love it. We test drove every large SUV on the market (and I was leaning towards either a Jeep or Ford before driving anything) and the Pilot had one of the most well thought out interiors of anything we looked at. Didn't look that close at a CRV because we knew we...

This has to be one of the most entertaining starts to a baseball season ever.

A Hitachi Magic Wand is neither battery powered nor will it fit in a purse.

Lol Dodgers. Pull their starting pitcher, who was at 100 pitches and had a no hitter when he got pulled, reliever gives up game tieing home run and eventually Giants win in extra innings.

Sounds like a nice, albeit basic, start to a collection to me. Did you go ceiling mount or free-standing on the swing?

Missions | Europa Mission Not till the 2020's, but there is some non-Mars stuff planned. Not sure how they'll find signs of life w/o landing though.

I'm going to take the opposite tack here, and say that sex toys are great and there is no reason not to use them every time you have sex. In my bedroom, at the very least the magic wand comes out the majority of the times we have sex, if not several other items from the box. Been that way for a...

I have a friend who worked at an adult novelty store for several years and she said that they sold a disturbing number of those.

I'm not sure what Lyrical tried to do, but I would think that lady-bits would be a lot more delicate/sensitive than man parts. If you're not burning a hole through those you aren't going to with your dick either w/o gross negligence. There is a penis-sheath attachment you can get if you're...

I'll second the magic wand. My wife has been using hers avg 3 times a week for 10 years now and isn't any less sensitive than before. We've tried a wide variety of others and they just end up buried in our toy box, she just goes back to the magic wand. Wand can be a lot of fun if used while...

When I drink it side-by-side with a regular Sculpin I also find the added grapefruit to be very subtle compared to the original. I actually picked up more grapefruit-pith notes than actual grapefruit flavor. But, as stated earlier, everyone's palate is different. On another note, Melvin...

Okay, need an opinion, I'm making a gravel pad in my backyard to place a shed on. Should I just throw the gravel right on top of the sod, or should I rip the sod out first? My fear is that if the grass is there it won't all settle evenly as the grass dies/rots? Couple of pics, the ground is...

I just name mine after my pets so my friends can figure out which one is mine w/o asking. e.g. Fluffy's Wifi Hotspot. My brother was recently living in an apartment complex where the neighbors would get in screaming matches at all hours of the day/night, so he was constantly changing his WiFi...

Yeah, all the more reason for Kaep to tell Denver no to a restructured contract. I'm not making a case for the 49ers to keep him. I'm making the argument of why, even though he stated he wants out, Kaep isn't willing to take a 41% pay-cut this year to get out of dodge. It's pretty clear that...

That's Denver's cap number. Niners have like $50-$60mil in space I think.

Yeah, they have like $2mil in cap space this year, so they'd need Kaep to sign a restructured long term deal to help spread out the cap hit. And I'm guessing that deal would be for a lot less money than his current contract AND they probably want similar outs like the Niners have in his current...

So if in a game, team-A hit 2 HR's and team-B only got one hit all game, which was a bloop single, which team do you think would win that game? #JustMarinersThings

Run out of things to discuss, no absolutely not. Basically any important, or unimportant discussion should be taking place with your spouse. But day-in-day-out, are you telling me you never had moments where everything that needed (or wasn't needed) to be said had been and you were just...

I don't know if YOU watched what happened in SF but they chased out a guy who made 3 NFC Championship and one Super Bowl appearance (in 4 years) cause he didn't get along with, among other people, the GM. Whatever is going on with Kaep is all too do with Baalke. My bet is Baalke said Kaep may be...

Do you live together? Because when you live with someone "the rest of your life" you'll run out of things to talk about really quick. Otherwise, I generally agree with most of the posters, if you aren't feeling it then you aren't feeling it. She doesn't have to do anything "wrong" to cut...

I think it would be simpler without them, but I definitely don't want to be at the forefront of the movement. I've been following the stories and social media of some of the restaurants in the Seattle area that have started trying to eliminate tipping in preparation for the $15 an hour minimum...

Not quite, the 49ers can cut him any off season with no penalty, but come April 1st if they haven't cut him his salary for that year becomes guaranteed. I can only guess that Kaep is thinking he has a better chance at resurrecting his career in Chip's system by hopefully getting a chance to...

So for years I've been ranting about how stupid MLB.tv was for not putting commercials on during the breaks. At the very least for the MLB team shop or something. Seemed like a huge wasted opportunity to me Well now they have commercials on and I'm like "fuck, commercials are so annoying."

Yeah, I mow my own yard. If I didn't I still wouldn't be working, I just sit around drinking a beer watching the landscaper do it. Wasn't always this way but my business is now to the point where I can basically keep normal office hours and still have enough time during the work-day to BS on RR.

We aren't formal sit-down, we are more of quick serve but do have a much more substantial dine-in business than your typical pizza parlor. So typically the customer's order at the front counter. While we don't have a formal wait-staff we will have employees circulating the dining area offering...

The problem with pizza is that generally the toppings/cheese cook at a different rate than the crust, with the toppings/cheese taking longer to finish than the crust. Most pizza ovens are convection style that will have an arrangement of fingers (blowers) above and below the pizza, usually twice...

Yes! Thank you! There is a local wood-fired pizza place couple towns away from me that locals there just gush over. Their menu says "If you see black spots, your pizza is not burnt, it has been kissed by the flame." No you fuckwads you pizza is burnt and it tastes way shittier because of it...

In 2014 the Niners defense was decimated by injuries, notably Willis and Bowman and for whatever reason their O-line went from being a top-5 unit to somewhere in the terrible range for no distinguishable reason. It is also when they tried to turn Kaep into a pocket-passer and failed miserably.

Sounds like a positive step for you and your family Tarrant. Hopefully this puts your soon-to-be-ex-wife on the path to addressing her issues so she hopefully be a better mother to your children.

Well the X factor will be that there will supposedly be a whole lot more dollars up for grab circulating in the economy. Generally we are of a higher quality and don't service low income earners, but hopefully we can capture some of that. My fear is that if not everyone is receiving a...

There is an initiative that will be on the ballot to take all of WA to $13.50 by 2020 (and $11.00 in 2017). It's going to pass. For me, that means I have to find a way to cover ~$75,000 in extra wages if I do nothing next year, and $200k by 2020 if every employee received the same $-per-hour...

Boston Red Sox going with Travis Shaw over Pablo Sandoval at third base Pretty much the only reason he left SF was because they wouldn't do a contract without a weight-clause in it, and he felt insulted and disrespected by that.

Only problem I see with Kaep and the Niners being stuck with each other is that Kaep doesn't want to be there so you have to be concerned about him buying in, especially buying in on a system like Chip runs. But his salary is a non-issue, the Niners both have the cap space and his salary is now...

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