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Bam. I win. Next story, please.

Okay. Finally read this thread. You seem like a nice guy, that made a pervers mistake by actually sticking his dick into a goblin. We can fix this mess. Here is your ToDo list: 1. Get a lawyer and ask him what you need to do to... (a) make her get an abortion (b) not pay money if she...

If you consider him a friend, then... a) Tell him the truth. b) Dont let him suffer alone if he cannot handle it, help him enjoy life without her. c) He sounds like he has trouble actually getting girls, so he is happy that he got that one at least. Help him with some basic game when...

I need to read this thread when I have more time.. but after reading bits of OP (and of course the old thread) it is save to say: A) I am so happy that I am not you... B) ...and why the fuck do you go for ugly retarded psycho girls. If I would see her walking down the street I"d try to NOT...

I dont see your problem. At all. Good luck

No you dont. You need her to accept that you are a gamer and draw the line right there.

Actually this is not always the case. My cousin broke up with her boyfriend a while ago (while he was in afghanistan fighting a war...). He still stayed in contact with the parents and spent alot of time with her father building those remote controlled small airplane thingys together (from scratch).

I think "fuck bitches, get money" is simply wrong. It has to be "get money, fuck bitches".

Kinda. But this thread had nothing to do with it.

Gawd you are such a stupid cunt. You dont even make sense and fail to realize it.

Same here. I did school and then started studying. In two weeks I turn 27 and my 5th semester is about to start. I am way older than most other students (not all) and it is a HUGE advantage. The time I spend with my apprenticeship and work really gives me the edge in business studies...

This, pretty much. Basically you need to give her the important informationen (example: "I want to be with you.") and then you should not give her a chance to talk about it or look at her with big eyes full of expectations. Kissing works fine, hopefully makes her feel better while avoiding to...

I disagree. I know quite some people that need to be around people all the time or they go crazy. Also... there is a difference to simple "alone time". For example, if I see people one or two days in a row to hang out... I need the same amount of me-time or I get quite annoying. I suddenly just...

Like the CEO of Google said, when it came to privacy issues: If you dont want other people to know something, maybe you shouldnt be doing it in the first place. I can understand that you use a passwort if your friends tend to play jokes on you, but to keep your gf out? Seriously? Get one...

I had something like this on my phone... but then removed it because it was fucking annoying. Also, my gf would prolly be the first person to know it... so whats the point? Luckily I am not stupid and my gf is not crazy, so there will never be any issues because of anything she may find on my...

Good job. Tons of people are now blind because of you,

Oh lord...

I like the part where she freaked and you laughed. I tend to do the same and cannot stop myself.

Does it matter? You talk about it, instead of telling your family first and being a crazy bitch about it. Well... at least if you are not a crazy bitch.

Na. Actually this isnt that bad. Makes her jealous and shows that you have options. My girl knows she can get most guys, but thinks the others just want to fuck her and I am not like them. In order to balance the situation, I tend to flirt with other girls every now and then... and randomly...

Four months of dating? I bet it is taking her too long, thats why she is flirting with someone else and shuts you out. If you really like her, I"d call her out and ask whats wrong before she whores around.

Well, I am usually all for trying to work it out, crazy or not... but if this story is true (as in happened exactly as you say): Fuck her. You are better off with another girl. She was clearly trying to cause trouble. She goes through your phone, then doesnt accept your explanation and...

Feel free to correct my thoughts on this topic: Marriage is useless. Period. Man"s point of view. Stuff like that can even have a negative impact on a healthy relationship as it might create the feeling that you HAVE to do something and feel a lack of freedom. However, it has huge value for...

Yea. Nice one.

I dont think it is really helpful tearing someone apart who comes seeking help. On the other side, most of you are pretty much right: Gryeyes has a pretty good summary. Dude, you were basically a total asshole. Forget about what you feel now about her. Fix whatever your problem is and once...

You dont listen to advice females give you. We all know your minds lack a certain understanding of reality and your emotions lead you to give suggestion no sane man should ever follow. So no, keep your advice. However, your interpretation of a situation and the behaviour of a female is very...

Thats not love. Anyway, I had exactly the same problem you have now. Mine solved itself when I couldnt see her for a few days. My world basically crashed. When you cannot see her (every day) you will know.

We are not in 2000 anymore, thanks to our social cloaking skills even nerds can blend in perfectly and get the cheerleaders (or whatever you americans are into). Personally I am also a master of social cloaking. Most of my RL friends dont know about my nerd hobbies, hell.. not even my gf does...

You should just ignore postings like that, TheCutlery. It would make you look alot better, because your counters are usually weak and overshadowed by any good flame. Looks like bringing a knife to a gunfight. Just saying.

There is a difference between being a loner and having SAD. Being a socially akward nerd doesnt mean you are really ill. It means you need to get your ass out there, to get a real haircut, new clothes and meet some people. Personally I also consider myself a "loner". Wherever I go, I usually...

The problem was prolly what she considers visually attractive. I had quite some discussion about it with some female friends. They have a different view on what make a male visually attractive. For example there was this latino guy, I thought they would be all over him. But... no, not a single...

Oh good lord, I had so many panic attacks because of this. I am pretty sure I die rather early because this shit is going to kill me. I hope she will somehow manage to follow a simple routine for another two years or so, then I wont care anymore. Its like extremely bad for a major fuckup like...

I never thought about this and I do not agree.

This. Was the first thing I thought when reading Brad"s posts. This guy is pretty much inviting trouble with your ex, he is asking for it. Keep the flirting up, Brad. Good things will happen in the name of luls.

Plus once you make those photos, fuck around and overall get her horny as hell... she will simply not care what you do and what you take photos of. She will only care afterwards and as long as you are not mentally retarded you will get away with it.

Dro. Your story is really fucked up. To help you understand what you need to do, I did pick the 4 important parts of your posting and put them in the right order. This is my suggestion:

No retreat, no surrender. This is Spartan law. Not in this case. Personally I would try and see if things work out, but nobody can blame you for being a quiter when it comes to crazy girls.

God bless female emotions. Enjoy!

Do it. I want to see you try.

Go on and enjoy it, and if you friend causes issues then rub it into his face for being a cunt. I am all bros before hos, but you dont have to suffer someone being stupid. If you want to be nice just help him find another girl. I doubt it is easy to pick up a stripper at work, so good job...