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Snape kills Dumbledoor!

Are they going to have Gel and gloves color matched like Bandaids now? How would that make you feel? And Good luck, I do hope you remember the skit with Eddie murphy talking about Mister T Scrunching up his ass cheeks and ripping the dick (insert finger joke here) off. Nnnnnnnhhhh AAaarrrggghhh!

For whatever reason I cant get past the first outdoor walking around mission in the second pathfinder. So I never got very far. I must be missing something basic and in my old age just can't see it. I just went on and played other games

I just wanted some limeaid. tastes like spring to me. 1st store I went to didnt have any so tried to make some. After horrible failed attempt went to another store and got some.

Heh tried to make limeaid. Came out horribly. Many limes died for my foolishness. Bought some simply Limeaid from store. I am a broken man.

Yeah I got it yesterday. It is okay. Certainly no game of the year, but I'll play it when bored

Coming up on a year since the triple bypass. I lived to play Crowfall. Meh. Did have fun though. Then Elden ring came and it was worth it! Can still walk and take care of my self with some effort. Ejection fraction much better at 24. (was 16 for a bit, not good) Who knows what the next year...

Get to location Drop weapon. Start fight. Pick up weapon. Beat ass?

Blowjob giving underwear for men. Could call em Suck-a-roos

The only winning move is to not play Pantheon

Heh old person problems. like that shield above. Mom and Dad years back got a Blood pressure cuff. They called me up due to having problems with it. It kept giving them the same reading. So I came over one night and sure enough it had the film overtop with numbers showing an expected reading...

If you beat off enough whilst in a decaying orbit towards the sun. Could you alter your trajectory?

That dude is not blocking. He is parrying. Subtle difference. Malinia needs 3 parry's to get staggered. That dude is also like god tier skill level.

It is pretty damn epic. And good lord the dev must have been sooooo god damned high.

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Pest+Threads Another incantation

Yeah Nirgon, it is just a gimmick build for the video. Neat idea, well done even, but meh.

I think the perfume makes you immune to stagger and interrupts. (Adds armor too I would guess.) The two phisiks feed off each other + the madness damage as you increase madness. (Can keep casting, and while taking damage heal from that damage all while being uninterruptable. So you basically get...

Over / under on Chris Rock being one of the dudes Jada Fucked who she told Will was better than him?

Can get the two discs for the grand lift. Or the harpy mini dungeon That starts at the end of the lake crevasse area, not finished the harpy one yet (need to do that) but I heard it gets you up top.

Like Highlander movies. Matrix is the same. There can be only one.

So I killed Draconic great soldier dude. and room has no other path. Something is fucky

This game is punishing but fun. Everything is geared towards killing you fast. Take each fight like you are going to die 10 times even shmoes get a lucky swing and swords hurt. I am quite a bit addicted and I SUCK at the fighting. trying to find stuff to make me suck less. But I keep finding...

Oh and for stone imps in catacombs. The little Darts are kryptonite to them if you chuck enough down range. (Thankfully they are cheap.) Great for interrupting their little backsteps and charges.

Is there a speedrun way to get bird farm early? I keep making new toons to try things abd the two balls at dragonburrow is getting old.

Cheatfrost is nerfed by like 30ish percent pretty large.

The ashes are strange due to shields and offhands getting priority. You can add the noskill ashes to offhand shield and lose the parry/effect and that lets mainhand Ashes come online. or 2 hand and use ability. Hate stupid controller port bullshit.

What the fuck. I am too god damn old.