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BUY RUBIC This is not financial advice, I'm drunk right now.

Bro you invested in Gay HIV?

So buy every SPAC on the market at $11 and then sell when any of them hit $25. I'm going to be a millionaire so fast. Who knew it was this easy?

Up $22 already on my FoH braintrust portfolio. Cashing out now and hitting up McDonald's for 20 mix and match mcdoubles and mcchickens. Thanks bros.

Imagine how stupid you'll feel when the squeeze hits and it's $1.5k/share.

Just become a slumlord. Biden will expand "affordable housing" initiatives. Just let the government pay you to house joggers and don't waste any money on maintenance.

You're welcome. You still have time to stop paying now. Let me know if you need anymore financial advice.

Everything I was thinking at buying is at or near ATH. All future 10x candidate shitcoins are a hassle to buy and gas fees are like fucking $30 per transaction. Why is crypto so gay?

That was pretty retarded. You should have just not paid all year and then moved out of California when the moratorium ends. Win/win play right there.

GME up 20% premarket. You are retarded if you don't mortgage your house to buy 10k shares right now.

Fucking retards. I'm using the TRUE KING investment strategy: faking my death and putting all the life insurance money into FoH approved SPACs.

Bro I just bought $10k of weed stock called YOLO. I dunno wtf an expense ratio is.

I just put 10k into every available weed ETF. Thanks bro.

Bad list. The Jews have made Ford pay for his insolence and the Ford Foundation funds all kinds of Jewish projects the world over.

Should I buy YOLO?

What are your top Non-Jew stock picks bro? I need to build an anti-Semitic portfolio.

All these posts about people putting their life savings, using all their student loans, or taking out more loans to go into GME are just memes right? People this stupid don't exist do they? Why would you take out a loan to buy into a stock where the plan is to never sell no matter the price?

Yeah I tried that. Rejected it too. Apparently my bank refuses to connect with coinbase whatsoever. Set up on binance now though which went through no problem.

I will begin to invest in the FoH braintrust picks but I need to be autotagged when it's time to sell. @Lightning Lord Rule set this up for us.

I registered at coinbase before you posted this. My bank refuses connections to coinbase. Another waste. Fuck crypto I guess. I'll just continue to hodl the $20 bitcoin purchase I made 6 years ago.

lol trade suspended at ~$140, went up to $152, down to $130, trade suspended again. Less than 10 minutes

If you bought gme 45 mins ago you would have doubled your money already

lol kraken only accepts fiat deposit via fucking wire transfer. What a waste of my time that was. Coinbase or binance?

I really fucking hope they do something this incredibly stupid. If you want bankers heads on pikes this is how you get it.

Still can't verify on kraken. Really not inspiring a lot of confidence in the platform.

Been trying since yesterday afternoon to verify an account on kraken to make a quick buck on doge meme. Literally nothing on this site works. Complete shitshow.

Guys how do I short GameStop

They are afraid to fire you because you are a mentally ill gay man with breasts. The fact that you plaster your face and personal info every where you go like a snail's slime trail only belies your insane narcissism, not any the truth of any retarded maxim about truth and privacy being unnecessary.

I use Mullvad VPN - Privacy is a universal right for a VPN. Requires no personal information to create an account (not even an email address) and can be purchased with crypto.

Why do you support Jewish pedophiles?

Too bad, I prefer uncircumcised

Turkey haters are sad broken people. Delicious turkey on Thanksgiving, a delicious turkey pot pie with the leftovers, delicious turkey sandwiches with gravy and cranberry sauce. I don't care if Turkey can "stand on its own" because I'm literally never going to sit down for a meal that's just a...

The Virgin watches YouTube glitch compilations and reads Reddit tranny posts vs. The Chad works on my machine.

How does Sean tell who the bads are now that everyone uses SSDs?

Lol this reply was marked as sensitive content and blocked for me

I wanted to like this game but I found the world incredibly lifeless and shallow. I eventually just stopped playing out of boredom like 25 hours in. It almost just felt like a demo that was missing like half of the game systems. Curious if either of these DLCs change that at all.

I will give you $0.50 above MSRP

I will give you $5 below MSRP

I will give you $1 over MSRP for a FE 3080