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Women truck drivers leaving the emergency brake on.

If only your parents had your great wisdom.

If you had a nationwide network of terabits of fiber, and the capability to offer next gen wifi, which will go for miles at low latency and large bandwidth, and you're actively part of what's destroying the middle class, and you could then offer internet service for cheap, and become the 21st...

It's a good tv for the average guy. We just mounted the 70" M class Vizio in our new conference room and everyone wants to get one now for home, and it's only 1080p. We got it at Costco too. Black levels are crazy good considering the price, and the P series 4k are even better.

You guys should look at Sharefile or Accellion (and I'm sure there are others) if you really need to be sending documents to people digitally, and want email downloading notifications. On our end we use Sharefile, several of our clients (lawfirms) use Accellion. They both do a great job and...

That is diabetes.

I'm going to get a kickstarter going to do a new fast food restaurant called Darwin's Express. Everything will have gluten, nuts, milk, fish, latex, and whatever else the fuck all the pussies are allergic to these days. When someone comes in to order gluten free, all the staff are instructed...

That's because ignorance is bliss. This guy wasn't magically different after his divorce. He's just different. His mind only thinks one way and that's probably related to his coping with his awful upbringing. Changing Onoes is like telling a Tasmanian devil he should have butterfly wings.

I recommend you spend as much time with your wife and enjoy what you can and make some good memories before your lives are upended with all that entails from having a child. Playing games isn't conducive to starting a family.

Stool softener.

Certainly not from torrents! I let out a hearty laugh when he said his fucking microphone is working now. "It's gonna be a good day Tater."

It's been at least 5 years when I last used an antivirus software that felt detrimental to system performance. As for not running antivirus, that's rather absurd. What do you guys think malware does these days? Plenty of them are designed to capture what you do and steal your information. How...

My point was you are trying to compare your job to IT and the way it works. It's not the right comparison. As for why IT is special and shouldn't ever have their department looking like they are committing fraud - well, you should ponder that for a little bit. I hope you'd come to a quick...

Do Doctors see patients who just walk into their office or do they make everyone make an appointment?

Looks like the answer is no. The 2007 iMac only has video out. You could do a software solution but I wouldn't recommend it unless you seriously need a second screen and can't afford a new monitor. You could probably even sell the iMac and put the money towards a new monitor.

When they were about one year old we had to put a purchase pin for fios on demand because one of them was playing too much with the remote and bought an episode of some tv show, Defiance I think it was.

You want an SSD. Without it a modern computer just doesn't feel modern. Hard drives perform operations measured in milliseconds - thousands of a second. SSDs are measured in microseconds - millionths of a second. You'd need100 hard drives working together to get decent performance compared to an...

Bitdefender.

When my wife was pregnant I remember buying one of those insulated freezable 32oz plastic cups and hand washing it most nights for her. I'd send her txts reminding her to drink water while she was at work. I'd get water for her all the time. I made it my job that she'd never have to ask for...

HO insurance covers acts of god not acts of the devil. Sinkhole = you didn't pray enough.

That's just one aspect of how bad technology is today. Did you know another computer can use a microphone to hear the encryption being used by your computer while displaying an encrypted email on your monitor?New attack steals e-mail decryption keys by capturing computer sounds | Ars Technica...

Senator: Car hacks that control steering or steal driver data way too easy | Ars Technica

Please god let Danny Mcbride play Brad Mcquaid one day in an E! Where are they now special.

From 2011: I think a lot of the "hackers" out there just don't want to take lives. I'm also fairly certain that there are plenty of people out there that want to do just that. To me it would not be surprising if all of a sudden people can't use cars anymore, because someone has be slowly...

I think Bill Gates is worried that AI will run on Microsoft and 4Chan is gonna hack that shit outta that and have robot vs human wars. And he would be right to be worried about that. Bill has done enough programming to know that it is beyond complex, and every line of code is a potential...

That's not how you discipline a child.

Glad it's all cleared up now.

IS HER WEDDING ANNIVERSARY GOING TO OCCUR WHILE YOU ARE THERE, SLEEPING IN THE SAME HOUSE AS THEM?

Does the trip coincide with her anniversary? Where are you staying? What are you doing while you visit your ex common law wife? Was Christmas gifts it, or "about" it? What else was there? What did you give her for Christmas? What did you get from ECLW (Ex Common Law Wife) for Christmas?

We need to go ahead and get this out of the way - when was the last time financially assisted your ex common law wife whom lives on the other side of the planet and is married? Does your trip in two months coincide with her anniversary? Have you or are purchasing gifts to give her? Are you...

That's the big thing I'm seeing is that young adults today don't have to grow up. It's worse the younger you go and it's easy to say that young people aren't supposed to have grown up, but you give them an inch and then they are flying to hang out with your wife and they even asked about it on...

Hold on, let me find a picture of swiss suicide first.

I doubt that. This is the entitlement generation at its finest. Redefining boundaries and making the internet tear down old barriers of respect and common decency. It's just not enough to not work hard at a job anymore, you need to have your delicate flower hands held gently and lovingly so...

Hormones, not even once.

Yeah it's fast food but it's not the same level of shit food as McDonald's, that's what I meant.

Fast Food version of Chipotle sounds disgusting. They would fail but by the time they failed, Burger King would go down too, leaving Wendy's which they would eventually fail as well, leaving Taco Bell. ...This is the subplot to Demolition Man.