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  1. J

    The Fast Food Thread

    You married McCheeses sister, McCheesetits?
  2. J

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You guys have no balls. Do the right thing and force her into a court ordered anger management judgement.
  3. J

    What do you say to the boss who has been robbed blind by the outsourcers?

    You are pretty much obligated to report this to the company and maybe even the FBI considering this most likely goes across state and country lines. By not reporting it you could easily be nailed for accessory.
  4. J

    Computer Issues

    Error 41 is related to the system experiencing loss of power. It's rare that the system could be power recycled by a bad video card. I would first try a different motherboard or power supply, or add an appropriate UPS battery bartery backup. You might try to run some sort of system diagnostics...
  5. J

    Computer Issues

    You could probably find a very cheap used low profile video card that has a dvi port. Or just get the server up and running then manage it remotely.
  6. J

    antivirus / antimaleware

    It's best to low level format and install from scratch when you have a troublesome virus that keeps coming back. I've seen first hand that a quick format and fresh install simply isn't enough.
  7. J

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

  8. J

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    While they are standing, ask them if they could or couldn't put their feet closer to the ground. Then ask them if they could or couldn't care less. Be prepared to be rustled.
  9. J

    The Fast Food Thread

    It's really quite bad. Think about how much the upcoming generation sucks at everything and are good at nothing, and then have them make low quality buffet food. While high, drunk, and literally sweating aids. That would be better than Golden Corral.
  10. J

    Health Problems

    My mother in-law was in hospice for awhile. She was on some pretty heavy pain medicine and at one point a medication to boost her appetite which worked extremely well. Sorry about your mother's situation. Be prepared to talk about her actual end of life and how she would like that handled.
  11. J

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Aren't you the guy who let his wife take care of the stripper/ex-con shakedown over a used car? I can't imagine why you would want to wear a costume all the time??????
  12. J

    Parent Thread

    We've all got the flu at our house. My girls are so miserable they have reverted to crying how they did when they were babies. One sounds like a duck right now when she talks. A couple weeks ago I was showing our girls pictures from when they were born. Our daughter with ABS got sad and...
  13. J

    Parent Thread

    I'm not reading a bunch of crazy fake science, but how do the numbers of boys not circumsized yet autistic compare to girls who are autistic?
  14. J

    The Fast Food Thread

    Perhaps in the past, it wasn't a good idea to be unable to work because you were sick. If you're a farmer, you gotta do that farm every day. If you were born in the 40s and 50s, you were raised by people who had made it through the 20s and 30s. There wasn't Bobby fucking Flay back then...
  15. J

    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm not Canadian, I'm from the US, never even been to Canada.
  16. J

    The Fast Food Thread

    I eat my steak rare and unfortunately my burgers well done. Ground beef not cooked enough is food poisoning waiting to happen. Sure you can eat it raw but you need to be sure the kitchen knows what the hell they are doing. I don't trust most places unless they specifically serve raw ground...
  17. J

    Pregnancy Thread

    Some women have had a rib broken from the kicks from inside the womb. Their legs are surprisingly strong, just wait until they won't lay still for diaper changes.
  18. J

    Smartphones

    In my family + extended family I'm the only one without an ios phone. I'm very much considering switching back for the ease of FaceTime and imessaging. Plus, ios works. I've been on a Note 3 for the past year, and things don't always work. Ios apps are the leader. With Dropbox photo/video...
  19. J

    The Fast Food Thread

    I tried them again at a different Taco Bell. Much better. The beef one wasn't my thing, but I did like the spicy chicken slider.
  20. J

    The Fast Food Thread

    Crunchwrap slider is awful. Way too dry and just meh. Perhaps I got a couple of bad ones, but I can't see how they could be any good, ever. Literally the worst thing I've had from Taco Bell.
  21. J

    Parent Thread

    Your link takes me to Google. Since this is the Grown Up forum, I'll just say sometimes technology doesn't work right. Get over yourself. A few posts up you're saying you didn't even know what homogenization was. We can have friendly discourse, and in the spirit of that, I get your point...
  22. J

    Parent Thread

    Don't get all cunty with me, you're the one telling people to Google for the point you forgot to make.
  23. J

    Parent Thread

    I Googled for the hell of it. Turns out homogenization of milk has nothing to do with heat.
  24. J

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Divorce thread can't even have man's best friend. Merry fucking Christmas.
  25. J

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    $40 is too much to give Nike for a shoe that hasn't changed in design in well more than half a century.
  26. J

    Parent Thread

    This site was amusing in its approach24 HOUR CRIBSIDE ASSISTANCE - A MANUAL FOR NEW DADS Get to know your pediatrician, ask questions, you need to learn when to get your baby medical help (dosings, temperatures etc). Don't rely on your wife to remember everything.
  27. J

    Parent Thread

    There certainly were difficult nights but when our girls started seeing me brush my teeth with them, they calmed down a lot about it. They love to do what we do. We also let them brush first then we do it for them. They ask to brush their teeth now.
  28. J

    Parent Thread

    Yeah but are you raising a child or a consumer? Tell him he needs to pick one thing for himself and one thing to donate to charity. You'll find out real quick what's important to him.
  29. J

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I have a wonderful 30 mile commute from VA suburbs to DC by way of I66. I confirm this rustling. I confirm the fuck out of it. Best part is, there ain't shit that can be done for 66. They are at least widening 95 and adding express lanes. With 66 all they can do is wreak havoc for a year while...
  30. J

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I was walking into a restaurant a few weeks ago and held the door open for my 2 year old twin daughters, when out of nowhere some grown ass ginger man strolls out on his cell phone like I was holding the door open for him. I'm going to have to get better at observing the surroundings so I can...
  31. J

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Jimmies are rustled that the above username hasn't already been changed to Dante.
  32. J

    Quality home appliances

    Bought this about a year ago, works fine.Amazon.com: Cuisinart TOB-40 Custom Classic Toaster Oven Broiler: Kitchen Dining Breville is usually good quality, but their price is significantly higher. A lot of things you can find good quality and cheaper, you just have to research.
  33. J

    What do you do?

    Ask your 100 year old deathbed self if you regret working when you could have been living.
  34. J

    HDTVs

    Did he have a screen or was he projecting it on the wall?
  35. J

    Parent Thread

    For safety, they should be in the 2nd row. I've seen a pretty bad wreck where an SUV was stopped in traffic and was hit from behind at 50mph. The forward facing car seat didn't make it but the 3 year old did. I don't know if that kid would be alive if it were rear facing.
  36. J

    Computer Issues

    Why don't you get him a comcast dvr stb?
  37. J

    Windows 10

    I installed it from scratch in a Hyper-V VM.
  38. J

    Windows 10

    In the Technical Preview release I installed today, there is an option to disable the Start Menu and use the Start Screen.
  39. J

    HomeLab thread? Whitebox, PowerEdge, ESXi, Hyper-V...

    One of the features of Veeam I'm hoping will come is support for the Nimble snapshots (they already have it for a couple of HP and EMC arrays), which sounds like the same thing as what your NetApp can do. As for the Nimble, I like it just fine. The performance is great for what little hardware...
  40. J

    HomeLab thread? Whitebox, PowerEdge, ESXi, Hyper-V...

    SCVMM can be installed by itself. Without going into a lot of annoying technical details, Nimble Storage, Veeam, and Hyper-V = Things can work great, but figuring out what works and what doesn't, had been an unnecessary challenge.