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I know plenty. Mostly applied math or physics grad students. I like the show. Some of the jokes are pretty funny. Would exhaust Penny's supply of natural lubricant

Oh I get it ..l.. is the middle finger

fuck lol

Haven't touched this in a while. Have a bunch of plat floating around, maybe I'll jump in during winter break on a twink. Is the server still somewhat populated? Any progress on getting this shit running on a mac?

Anyone have any recommendations on laptop/keyboard cleaning products? Yes I know, LOLOL JIZZ CUM HAHA etc, but for real -- finger oils, what is the go-to product?

This is going to go anti-marijuana real fucking quick

Don't need my legs when I can fly I'll just hover fuck bitches from then on out

Brink I still punch myself in the dick for that

I misread the take a digit thing, would have totally vote for that I already have a permagimped finger that I've been wanting to get lopped off.

Maybe it is just me, but every character in FF12 looked the same to me. I kept mixing people up.

The guy that for whatever reason has an extreme problem with pulling his penis out in public. It's not an especially nice penis, but definitely not a bad penis. Marginally above average in length but has some considerable girth to it. Strangely enough this person can be found singing to himself...

I'd just like to point out that I totally called this I liked everything up to and including 9 And yes, I did like 8. I'm a sucker for sci-fi though. Generally thought the story was pretty damn good. I know this is an unpopular opinion but in terms of overall gameplay, story, and...

Definitely overweight, but you carry it around well (i.e., you don't look like a fucking slob). Long hair and beard are likely. Watches LOST on a nightly basis, idolizes the fat nice guy. Buys collector's edition everything despite never being satisfied with any of them. Has a sweet fucking...

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And some D's untz untz A normal decent person until you start drinking then you're the dickhead that threw up in someones shoe and shit-pissed-puked yourself by 9pm Races high end cars on the highway and wins No one is impressed, though

That's the point -- these are assumptions based on what you see in the pictures. Read the OP duder. No hate from me, friend.

You make shit up That's not a real car I know most people would say kid toucher, but I'm not really getting that vibe. Looks like a vehicle a dog groomer would have. So, you fuck dogs You're a European scumbag redneck! So you're Irish Straight A asian student that is about to rear end...

Intelligent and rational person You probably smell like shit, though Missing a leg (maybe an arm) and trying to make up for it So republican he probably thinks there is actually a war on christmas You would have a much nicer vehicle if you didn't spend all your money on flannel shirts and...

Hey guys The final fantasy games on iOS are currently on sale. Also, square is gearing up to release final fantasy 4 on iOS dec. 20th. Check it out! http://www.tuaw.com/2012/12/07/squar...-to-ios-along/

You should do Jesus a solid and get him a Mac

Cares about what people think of him on the internet Has said "lol bro, bro! get this! i'm studying to become alegaldrug dealer!" at least three times in the last week Current Facebook status: "brrraaaaaap!"

Sexy. Thanks Dr. Mario!

A simple "no, fuck you" would have done just fine. Anyway sorry for the offtopic shenanigans, I'll let you gents get back on topic

awesome. do me?

Looks pretty cool. I'm always stoked for original sci-fi's.

Yea, the screen is kind of a downer. I have the retina macbook pro so basically all screens look like shit at this point. just one of the many first world problems I have to deal with

So my dick is kind of going off in one direction and my balls are kind of going in the other direction, and my boxer-briefs are a bit snug right between the two because of the way I am sitting.. as an adjuster, is this something you can help me with?

The new Genesis Coupes are definitely pretty cool cars. If I didn't live on a mountain with ridiculous snow conditions I would have gone for one

A little husky. Has a goatee. Very well liked amongst your peers. You joke about the car being a mid life crisis, but it is generally accepted (and not spoken about) amongst your friends that you're probably reaching end-of-life for whatever reasons. Also disappointed in his sons choice of...

Well.. fuck. I use waffles and what.cd exclusively for music (so I'm pretty solid there), but nzbmatrix was my go-to place for movies. What are the current alternatives? Be it usenet related or torrent related? Are there still popping private movie trackers?

Cool, thanks for the info. I have finals that are going to gauge my asshole about 4 sizes in the next few weeks, I'll probably snag that two for one Steam deal prior to then though. Can we roll out in groups? IE, can we have a premade group and queue up? I'll jump in with you guys in a...

You spent a lot of money on some sort of quantitative degree and it totally kills you inside that all you do at work is punch some numbers into a program and hit 'go'. Suicide isn't an option in your mind because whoever you leave the truck to would probably think you're an asshole

"I like all the shitty Final Fantasy games the best" You would also debate FelonoiusMonk about how the tiger totally isn't badass enough to be on the cellphone case

So is this like a call of duty with typical MMO classes? Pretty much queue up for a 'warzone' type thing? General consensus seems to be that it is worth the price of admission?

Did you beat off to marilyn monroe while she was still alive?

"Is this your truck?" "Yea the tires are size 32" "oh... cool..."

You're the guy who buys all the cheap walmart car goodies BITCHIN' STEERING WHEEL COVER You are the guy that does chick things and people probably make fun of you for it but then you're all like 'look at all these bitches I've fucked' and it's probably pretty effective at shutting...

Just a note to any Safari users -- addblock sucks royal butthole on Safari. Totally fucking broken and forces you to refresh every page when going 'back'. Makes it painful to browse anything