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I'm 100% sure a million trap pics is better than no pic.

Some of her customers earlier that day.

The trick would be to find a place where you're in some super posh place but has a legit, non shitty government where every cop in the entire country isn't corrupt as fuck and wouldn't roll you the second they found out who you are.

This is for a church.

That's awesome until you need to rerun a cable from the patch panel to the switch. I had a port on a switch go bad today, had to pull apart the bundles to get to it then re-velro them. Also, no IT department with half a brain would fire a network guy and let him roam the building afterward...

Neither.

Shit he spits:

Hopefully it's fixed later, but the amount of guns needs to be tweaked. I'm running through half a dozen buildings and not getting a single weapon.

On a side note, I feel like this could totally work as a Die Hard alternative cover.

Nah, but 1 to 1 copy pasta of every pic from Reddit to here as it comes there is a bit much.

To WAAAAAY too many people in this thread: Reddit works for us, too. Quit reposting shit here that's been reposted there 500 times.

Ah, the Swanson.

That is horrifying beyond belief, but still gets a +1 for the Tool reference.

One other thing. Every one of my white male friends on Facebook that loves to tout how much of a feminist they are, and they're not. They're dateless fucking losers that haven't seen a pussy in a decade and are hoping this last ditch hail mary approach will get them laid. And no amount of...

I think a way to tell you're in a serious relationship is if you wont watch a new movie at home without first calling your girl and asking if she wanted to watch it.

She looks like a sickly holocaust survivor, even has the same PJ's on.

"Pretty soon, every athlete is going to be juicing out of respect for the fans! I want 700 foot home runs and 95 yard field goals! I want to see a girl on the track with a big thick ass and an even thicker Oprah like mustache! I want to see someone literally knock someone's shit in the dirt!"

When I'm washing dishes and I go to turn on the disposal with wet hands, I'm convinced I'm about to be electrocuted.

He told her he'd be back and to prepare for it? He probably thought that was some smooth shit, in reality it probably sounded more like when the Terminator said it to those cops. Also, scrilable isn't a word.

The best advice I can give about when your'e fake listening to your girls story: You'll have to listen enough to get at least one or 2 lines of dialogue. When she's done talking, and asks what you think, simply ask her to repeat something, but do it in a way that sounds like you can't believe...

Yeah, my immediate thought was "Let me know the next time you guys are going to the bar." He's a schlep, she's a 7/10, 8 if you're into thicker girls. Which also sort of self answered my question about whose idea it was.

Maybe I'm too bitter and cynical, but if you want to fuck other people, just be honest about it and do you, don't attach this bullshit socially woke lifestyle structure to it like you found to way being an Polyamorous, sorry.

I have some friends, a couple, that just came out on Facebook that they're polygamist. They both say it was a mutual decision and that they're both happy. It's all I can do to not reply "So how did you come to the decision? Everyone readings this knows the real truth is one of you fucked...

No bullshit, I have a buddy, his brother is a fat fuck hoarder, like this pic. Path cleared to his sleeping bag in his room. At a bar once, he dropped the baby microwave line, and this 10/10 chick laughed her ass off, he went over and talked to her. 3 years later, they're still together, she...

I found a Skynet brand AC adapter at work the other day.

I thought for sure it just BSOD'd

Maybe don't have events that require you to quickly move 1000 people.

Yeah, something broke.

The hand controlling the phone seems to have the DTs pretty bad.