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  1. Xeldar

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    98% convinced the villian is Revan. My body is ready.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm the fucking assole fro drinking 8 beers on my birthing day yet cooking immaculate smoked tri-tip + broiled aspaarugs + steamed quinoa. Fuck you, mom! I'm never leaving the basement now!
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    that dude banged the mom and the daugter? This is what #vicotry looks like.
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    MMA Thread

    0/3 tonight for my Wakandans. They don't know they my Wakandans but rhey do.
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    Project 1999 - Making Norrath Great Again

    I don't understand why b99ers don't endorse player vs. player as the primary means of conflict resolution. My neckbeard yearns for the glory days of Vallon Zek.
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    would you bang this?

    Would impregnate/10. I aint no faggot.
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    New Progression Server confirmed

    10/10 chance there will be much server drama involving MQ2. MQ ruins the spirit of competiton, and if your guild decides to play without it, your chances of being the big dick bandits of the shitbox become 0. I can't wait to level to 50 and quit.
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    The joy of photobucket

    there's a subreddit for this,reddit.com: over 18?
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    New Progression Server confirmed

    Every time I think this sounds like fun I remember my last run on Fippy where mage pets were unnerfed. As a poopsockin cleric at LDCs, leading my team to maximum poopsock XP/hour, I did not want a pal/sk/war, except to pull if there were no chanters/bards/monks around. Ultimate poop sock team: 4...
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    EQ Emu - Blood of Turmoil - Progresssion Server

    Solo boxing a rangah named Dteater while I duo box Imperium server and play blue in titanium. Hollah, EQ in 2015. 4 boxing across 3 boxxes.
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    Planet Fitness loves trannys

    trannys gonna be alright in the gym when we as a society are alright having unisex changing rooms. If we can completely desexualize being nude.....trannies will be alright. My penis can hardly wait!
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    A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

    DEM FIGHTIN WORDS
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    2015 RR March Madness Bracket Challenge

    Rooting for Wisconsin and MSU.
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    MMA Thread

    dis gun be gooooddd.
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    Red99

    tits for epics? Some things never change!
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    Those Asians

    I learned the other day slope is a derogatory term for Chinaman.
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    Interstellar (2014)

    Insterstellar is right up there with Gattaca and Contact for me. However, if the cheesiness got to you (like it did in Avatar for me), I can dig that point of view as well. This movie just hit too many damn high notes for me.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Her child will never be..... the head of his class.
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    First World Problems

    It's warm enough to have the window open at night except there's the sickening sweet smell of nature blooming.
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    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    Scott Stapp is the Jim Morrison of his generation!
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    Tell us your Mippo Tales

    EverQuest related: Sam da Man Deathwalker played on Vallon Zek while I played there. A Little while later, he played horde side of my WoW server, Ner'Zhul. Celebrity related: I boxed out Nate Diaz at a 24 hour fitness when he was in strikeforce (or was it wec?).
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    San Andreas - The Rock Layeth The Smackdown on CGI Earthquakes

    I'm a sucker for these movies. If they're on TV I can never turn them off.
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    What classes from all other MMOs would you bring back into a new Game?

    I think more than anything I miss crowd control and pulling being the delicate art form not needed when I could walk from Lord's room to Executioner's room and not encounter a single frog due to 75 people being in Lguk.
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    House of Cards

    Meh suspension of disbelief got broke when the gay American commits suicide and Claire doesn't even wake up to a dude strangling to death. I can't be assed to finish this season, and based upon the reviews here and le reddit hivemind, I don't seem to be missing much.
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    DOTA 2

    So I figured i'd poop sock and play some doto:dothard with a veangance today and I ended up going 0-7. Ahahahahaha
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    Red99

    ah fuck it, I gotta dl and poopsock tonight.
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    Red99

    A competent druid on live was annoying as shit to pvp against. Fucking remember being in the 8th grade and got caught by a competent druid at raptor island on my wizard. Fucker did not kill me, just left my poor wizard alive with 50 hp.
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    Red99

    Wait. People leveled rogues to 50, got rage bringers and then dropped them to 35? Shiiiiiitttt. Das ist funny.
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    House of Cards

    I've lost interest through episode 5 (or is it 6?). I'm with the Stamper fans, he's my favorite character and so far this season, the only interesting character.
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    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    But it looks so much bigger in my hand.
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    50 Shades of Awesome

    I'd watch the shit out of 50 shades of grey if Fassbender were Mr. Grey.
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    What color is this truck

    Driving around in a tundra on the 405.... half the time I wanna fly the Isis flag and have a mounted nerf gun. Then maybe, just maybe I might be able to shave 2 minutes off my commute. But my vote is for a toyota. American made, and good enough for jihadists everywhere.
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    Nightcrawler (2014)

    Let's not forget Jake's magnus opus, Bubble Boy!
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    DOTA 2

    The only good thing about the Mariana Trench is I can get a ghost scepter/eul's before jugger is fully online. And most juggs I face think omnislash is ravage.
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    Red99

    Does shock of lightning knock back the 75 units as it did on live? Can I dodge spells by ducking underwater?
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    The Americans

    Shit, I just started watching this show this season. My god, the ethical dilemmas.
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    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    So this is how EQ dies.
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    The Netflix Thread

    Frank. 7/10. Whimsical and silly. I watched because I'd go gay for Fassbender. Movie just re-affirmed him as my mancrush.